56 episodes

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

Attention HellMart Shoppers‪!‬ Harmless Entertainment

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    • 4.8 • 275 Ratings

Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.

    Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?

    Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?

    Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential. 

    • 2 min
    Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

    Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

    Jimmy deals with the robot uprising.

    • 1 min
    Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do

    Mini Episode 23: Robot See Robot Do

    Carlos and Gunter do an oopsie.

    • 1 min
    Mini Episode 22: Employee Review

    Mini Episode 22: Employee Review

    Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly.

    • 3 min
    Mini Episode 21: Alpaca

    Mini Episode 21: Alpaca

    Gunter and Carlos discuss a plan that couldn't possibly go wrong.

    • 2 min
    Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i

    Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i

    Danny and Chet discuss a very important and divisive subject.

    • 3 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
275 Ratings

275 Ratings

Kells K. ,

Great podcast - Retail at its finest!

As someone who has worked in retail for several years, this podcast does a great job of detailing some of the adventures I’ve had. No, Pumpkins Kings or possessed TVs were involved, but the humor, antics, and camaraderie, and drama amongst the staff are spot on. Great audio talent, editing, and storyline. Recommend for anybody with dark sense of humor (and has been traumatized by retail ;) ).

Can’t wait for season two!

TazzD84 ,

What’s going on??

I love the show, WHEN WILL YOU BE BACK?!?!?!

angeryangy ,

Phenomenal script, unfortunate actress

This show has a great premise, funny script, and incredible production. What I don’t understand is how the female actor was kept on the project. The male actor is FANTASTIC, so I have to assume he just went with the first female who took interest in the show he was writing. I’ll keep listening because there aren’t many female characters, but good god. I haven’t heard such low effort and emotionless acting since a middle school play. It’s no wonder she plays Valerie the best. Ideally, re record the whole thing with literally any other female actor lol. There are great voice actresses all over the world of podcasting that I’m sure would be happy to help.

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