10 episodes

Auralmalpractice.com is a website dedicated to the studies, exploits, observations, and creations of 3 'doctors' who lack moral, ethical, and intellectual consideration for every person, place, and thing of every spectrum, dimension, and plane of existence. They may make statements, accusations or suggestions that are suspicious, dangerous, or flat-out wrong. They are crude, vulgar, and socially unacceptable in any facet of social interaction and probably shouldn't be listened to by children, adults, or senior citizens. This podcast and accompanying website is for entertainment purposes only. For them. Not you. Whatever you do, do not listen to anything they say.

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Auralmalpractice.com is a website dedicated to the studies, exploits, observations, and creations of 3 'doctors' who lack moral, ethical, and intellectual consideration for every person, place, and thing of every spectrum, dimension, and plane of existence. They may make statements, accusations or suggestions that are suspicious, dangerous, or flat-out wrong. They are crude, vulgar, and socially unacceptable in any facet of social interaction and probably shouldn't be listened to by children, adults, or senior citizens. This podcast and accompanying website is for entertainment purposes only. For them. Not you. Whatever you do, do not listen to anything they say.

    Not for the Living

    Not for the Living

    The doctors are back to criticize the voluptuousness of your pants. Turn your head and cough, but try not to choke unless you really want to.

    This show opens positively with notions of resolutions, self-improvement, and the new year that began a third of a year ago. Dr. Tom shares the enthusiasm and wonderment of being voluntarily abducted and deposited into a cultural re-education camp filled with valuable, enriching experiences such as mining for coal, circumcision, severing fingers, and more circumcision. But it’s all valuable because it’s different.

    Then Dr. Chris gets a steaming load off his chest after learning that instructional cooking on the internet is really just self-promoting, misleading b******t with little to no value for a neophyte learning the culinary ropes. That and there isn’t even any nudity involved. Spurred by his passionate, fiery speech, Dr. Josh shares a few ideas in solidarity, formulating an idea for a new cooking show that’s sure to give these click-baity, uppity Karens just what they deserve.

    And in an unending mission to overwhelm with variety, we start up a new listener Q+A segment to find out what gapes YOUR intellectual buttholes and answer all sorts of questions related to popping pimples, popping erections, and popping holes in the space-time continuum.

    Closing out the show, Dr. Chris reveals he’s received a piece of mail from none other than Dr. Jacoby, but since he wouldn’t disclose just what the message said in front of his loyal listeners, something might be rotten in Denmark. Consider our intellectual buttholes gaped in our soft, voluptuous pants… and Squizzfingers on high alert.

    Submit Your Questions to the Doctors Here

    Click Here to Overwhelm Your Significant Other with Dildo Variety

    Garbage Uppity Karen Cooking Site

    “Theme for Harold (var. 3)” and other songs by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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    Aural Malpractice Episode 0011: Not For The Living

    • 54 min
    The Physical Sensation of Being Covered in Ass

    The Physical Sensation of Being Covered in Ass

    The doctors return for another 9th dimensional mind meld and found yet another way to bore miles beneath the rock-bottom of what is comedy and what is just a salty biproduct. The other two doctors attempt to cure Dr Josh’s depression over his latest obsession, which haunts him throughout the episode. Dr Chris tries to get to the bottom of it through penetrating questions and doctor Tom did his part by just being really drunk. After that comes a brief analysis of the post-mortem effects of Dr. Josh’s possession by Hilda, the Nasty Bitch of Transylvantalyst. It seems like he’s going to be fine, even though his intellectual butthole seems to be getting more attention than it should.

    Once in full gear, Dr Josh introduces a new segment to the show that really swings between its intro and outro. We aren’t going to give away too much regarding the 3 meters of turgid content he provides, but we nonetheless hope you have an empty soda bottle or ten in order to handle its salty biproduct.

    In a miraculously to-the-point segment of ‘which is worse’, the Dr. Chris and Dr. Josh keep things classy and scientific with a very poignant discussion on statistics, pressure distribution, fluid mechanics, human biology, bodily excretions, and salty biproducts. Science prevails once again!

    *Dr. Tom has been appropriately disciplined and re-educated concerning his choice of advertisers and controls have been properly implemented to keep him from ever again doing whatever the hell it was he did in this episode. We think.

    “Theme for Harold (var. 3)” and other songs by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/











































    Aural Malpractice Episode 0010: The Physical Sensation of Being Covered in Ass

    • 1 hr
    Hilda the Nasty Bitch

    Hilda the Nasty Bitch

    Curing your hiccups with scares, the doctors are back for their first-ever Halloween Special. This episode so spooky that you may secrete your viscous terasoul in sheer terror!



    Dr Josh alleviates his boredom by taking Dr. Chris And Dr. Tom on a morbid journey into his own imminent death, where he experiments with sample readings for the eulogy of his inevitable funeral. Taking to heart the notion that nobody is quite sure where their future may take them. The possibilities are endless, but we're mostly sure it will include some BDSM, a meth habit, and a dubious cult following.



    Dr Tom's 3rd clone finally found what happened to Dr Tom's 2nd clone. Not to anyone's surprise, science went wrong. A creepy tale unfolds throughout the episode as the audio logs recorded of Dr. Tom's 2nd clone's final moments are dispersed throughout.



    Later in the episode, Dr. Josh plunges taint-first into the occult as he channels the spirit of an ancient witch who turns an old segment upside-down for the 'Witch's Worst'. There is horror, pain, suffering, pontificating, and uncontrollable lactation. And the summoning process doesn't seem so great either.



    “Always follow your heart. And keep on doing what you love.” -Dr. Josh on meth

    • 1 hr 1 min
    No More Dick Experiments

    No More Dick Experiments

    In a valiant effort to keep this yellowy snowball snowballing, the doctors are back for more mania, hysteria, and hyperblia. All of those are words. True to their principles, they begin their malarkey with more speculation and analysis of Dr. Tom’s claims and allegations. Things really aren’t adding up, and there is a divide-by-zero error somewhere in the flavor of clone jelly and arm sweat. It’s probably all the trilling.

    Later, Gorilla Glue returns with a humble bow, and tries to redeem itself as an influential entity of masculine health in light of its previous attempt at your average dick hack infotainment. They create yet more advertising space while trying to turn their brand toward a more constructive form of development and not just covering your dick with caustic glue because something something glue dick. For this, we applaud them. Good job!

    In light of all the things above, the doctors form a sort-of-binding covenant: no more dick experiments. We will be counting the seconds until this pact is broken.

    Dr. josh is hung like cheese. Brie, yak, cheddar, parmesan. Your mileage may vary. This may or may not have anything to do with the podcast.

    Dr. Chris reads a cryptic message from a fan. Whatever the outcome, it’s probably fine because the fan was really hot. Like… super hot. Like if Christina Hendricks had a baby with a man who looked exactly like her… wait a minute…

    After years of hiding from Chris Hansen, Dr. Jacoby returns to give more interesting historical lessons to the children who listen to our show. Blame the parents. We do. Also, it’s been a long time since he’s reared his head, and we can’t be sure of the legality of his proclivities.

    And descending into ‘which is worse’, we learn about pink milk, platelets, and patience.

    Aural Malpractice: it’s mostly just cans!

    “Theme for Harold (var. 3)” and other songs by

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/











    Aural Malpractice Episode 0008: No More Dick Experiments

     

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Olympic Snowballing

    Olympic Snowballing

    Just in time for the beginning of pudding season, the doctors return to fleck your walls with every known variety of animal excretion, along with a few newly discovered ones. After opening the show with a modest revision of the English Language, it’s straight to serious discussion about hard-hitting issues, like snowballing at the bank, … Continue reading Olympic Snowballing →

    • 1 hr 20 min
    Mailbox Yeast Infection

    Mailbox Yeast Infection

    The doctors have returned from their self-imposed sabbaticals (For Dr. Chris anyways) and you know what that means! New rectal examination tools! New rectal examination techniques! New prescription medications to treat the side effects of rectal exams! Uncomfortable probing and immature adult comedy in all the worst places! After recounting tales of their individual absences, … Continue reading Mailbox Yeast Infection →

    • 1 hr 7 min

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