22 episodes

Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.

Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective Brad Beideman & Rachel Crowe

    • Fiction
    • 4.8 • 65 Ratings

Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.

    Rated M For Movie

    Rated M For Movie

    Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears.
    (And this is our finale before the hiatus, so check out our Patreon for weekly content in the meantime because the meantime’s usually a lot of time: patreon.com/bbthecd)

    Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
    Edited by Brad Beideman
    Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
    Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
    Lyndsey Kempf as: Melora Galore
    Brian Fitzgerald as: Shuck Dox
    Jake Hess as: Bryler Velveeto
    Kelsey Buckley as: Dava C. Schwimmer
    Allie Wittner as: Westlin Justinly, Janine Greg
    Marcos Gonzales as: Chaz Casper
    Katie Bowman as: Amby Canterlope
    Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg
    Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

    • 43 min
    A Hottie in the Cold

    A Hottie in the Cold

    Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves!
     
    (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
    Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
    Edited by Brad Beideman
    Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
    Vera Drew as: Dr. Rosacia Stone
    Pablo Escabosa as: Captain Lyle P. Dolphay
    Mark Gallagher as: Skapper
    Branson Knowles as: Fred Christ
    Kelsey Buckley as: Wendily
    Magi Calcagne as: Narrator

    • 23 min
    Wide Berth for a Water Birth

    Wide Berth for a Water Birth

    It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor!
     
    (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
    Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
    Edited by Brad Beideman
    Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
    Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
    Hannah Jones as: Captain Mildreadful
    Pablo Escobosa as: Jack Sbarro
    Mark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the Pirate
    Marcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast Apartheid
    Damon Howard as: Captain Stroganoff
    Katie Bowman as: Blondebob
    Kelsey Buckley as: Shipwreckecca
    Jack Hess as: Drent Dickridge
    Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

    • 42 min
    Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel

    Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel

    https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd

    What a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!

    • 58 min
    Stormhaver

    Stormhaver

    This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather! 
    (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
    Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
    Edited by Brad Beideman
    Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
    Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
    Yesi Rego as: Lizzlie Drizzle
    Kevin McCarthy as: Cycloney Tony
    Nako Narter as: Blanche Avalanche
    Branson Knowles as: Anchor
    Julia Lebow as: Game Show Contestant
    Kelsey Buckley as: Game Show Announcer
    Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

    • 19 min
    Look! It's The Future!

    Look! It's The Future!

    The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil.
     
    (Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)

    Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
    Edited by Brad Beideman
    Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
    Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
    Pierce Campion as: Seth LePod
    Kyle McCormick as: Marv Morrow
    Danielle Shvartsman as: Eelixandra Phibious
    Kevin McCarthy as: Dr. Krillian Salmonelli, Beefcake
    Julia Lebow as: Dr. Pirhonda Sandoller
    Nako Narter as: Dr. Amandatee Crabagail
    Kelsey Buckley as: Dr. Marliny Fishgerald
    Yesi Rego as: Hologram
    Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

    • 37 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
65 Ratings

65 Ratings

katrinahopes ,

Achingly elegant!

You need a laugh. And you’ll get one here. Top notch voice acting, great writing, and a relief from all that’s too serious in the world.

Grfgiinhyyui ,

First season’s okay, second season...

It’s like a hateful version of Max and Ivan, except Max (Baj) now lives a pampered life, stepping on everyone while Ivan (Kneel) mostly just suffers.

It’s fun a bit, but then they try and make the cases relevant to real world issues and fat loud entitled people are just annoying in the real world. Bajory’s no exception.

NotDennisQuaid ,

Just hilarious

Listen. You won’t regret it.

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