132 episodes

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Alex and Christine Schiefer

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

    103: Tourist Attractions in South Dakota

    103: Tourist Attractions in South Dakota

    While we set the bar merely a millimeter above the ground, you can't deny this is the absolute BEST podcast hosted by siblings with the last name Schiefer!

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    Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

    Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

    Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

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    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.


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    • 53 min
    102: Reviews of Private Investigators

    102: Reviews of Private Investigators

    Or are they private dicks? Regardless, we're scared of them almost as much as we are of the idea that there won't be a Santa Clause 4 #TimAllenForSC4

    Check out our new merch! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

    Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

    Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

    Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.


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    • 1 hr
    101: Autumnal Reviews

    101: Autumnal Reviews

    This week we explore our new favorite place to find reviews: QVC. It inspires Alex to start his campaign to become one of their next presenters, and it inspires Christine to start writing her new screenplay Alvin and the Chipmunks: After Dark. 

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    Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

    Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.


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    • 1 hr 8 min
    100: THE WORST OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET

    100: THE WORST OF BEACH TOO SANDY, WATER TOO WET

    We did the unthinkable! We made it to 100 episodes. Take a horrifying stroll down memory lane with us as we revisit the funniest, most cringe-worthy reviews we've read thus far. 

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    Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

    Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.


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    • 2 hr 26 min
    99: Halloween Reviews

    99: Halloween Reviews

    WARNING: CONTAINS SEXY STUFF. Which basically just means we talk about Charlie Brown and Spooky Buddies. Please be safe this Halloween season and don't summon Satin and keep your wife away from lovely yellow minions. 



    Get your Karma Back To You pin before they sell out! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

    Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

    Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

    Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.


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    • 59 min
    98: Cemeteries in Louisiana

    98: Cemeteries in Louisiana

    Hey ghostie, bring that thicc smoky body this way ;)

    Get your Karma Back To You pin before they sell out! https://store.dftba.com/collections/beach-too-sandy-water-too-wet

    Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy!

    Subscribe to Christine's YouTube channel to watch her read creepy stories! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb-gAs8Evw3ht70wTk1TiMA

    Listen to Alex's newest podcast, Human Seeking Human: https://linktr.ee/humanseekingpod

    Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.

    Music by PSOVOD and tyops.


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    • 47 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
2.8K Ratings

2.8K Ratings

ErikaInAG ,

So many levels of awesome!

I just found out about this pod in November of 2020 and, boy, has the humor helped me through a rough season! Christine's voice and delivery remind me so much of Paget Brewster! 😍 She and Alex are so clever and quick witted, they make my day!!

Jenna Azeez ,

wow people complain a lot

this podcast is so freakin funny, i’ve listened to one episode and i’m already hooked.

Jean-too ,

I can’t listen

They use the word “like,” like a thousand times in a single, like, episode, and I also find it, like, grating that they over-the-top, like, laugh at their own unfunny, like, jokes.

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