288 episodes
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Forever Dog
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4.9 ⢠4.6K Ratings
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Alex and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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235: Reviews of Themed Bed and Breakfasts
You certainly won't be trapped psychotherapeutically while listening to this episode. Promise.
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234: Reviews of Vacation Bible Schools
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The hypocrites who produced this episode will be judged by the Lord in full, LOL.
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233: Reviews of 90s Computer Games
Freddi Fish, Putt-Putt, Spy Fox, Pajama Sam, and Fatty Bear walk into a podcast episode...
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Reviews of Coachella
If every duck was a balloon, the world might be a better place.
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231: Reviews of Preschools
This week we ponder a question as old as time: Are rats in a preschool better dead or alive?
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230: Reviews of Disney Channel Original Movies
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM YOU MAKE MY HEART GO BOOM BOOM
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Customer Reviews
I fall asleep to this every night đ¤ˇđťââď¸
They just have such a warm, goofy vibe and it comforts me as I drift off to sleep to the soft sounds of their nonsense đĽ°đđ¤
One Word: Best Podcast Ever
Beach to Sandy? More like Comedy too Hilarious! I'm not one to write negative reviews. So I won't. I really wanted to like this podcast, but if I'm being honest, I love it. Would give it 6 stars if I could.
Feels just like home
A couple of siblings share their world views through the lenses of religious trauma. 10/10 would eat here again.