335 episodes
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Forever Dog
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4.8 • 5K Ratings
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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282: Reviews of Groupons
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281: Reviews of Mattress Stores
We dedicate this episode to all the productbristas who shop online and inside the stores. No pun intended.
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280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences
This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned!
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279: Review of Paint and Sips
Description: We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law.
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278: Reviews from 2004
Jump 5 right into a gathering of Ricardo's apostles.
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277: Reviews of Chuck E. Cheese Part 2
Here lies Auston Powers.
Sex? Yes please!
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Customer Reviews
Self care
I started a new job in January. My co-worker introduced me to your show. I now listen to it almost exclusively and have stopped listening to my ‘serious’ podcasts because of the nature of my job (county behavioral health). You both make me smile and laugh, I really appreciate you.
Warning: Will make you write reviews
No, not like these reviews. I find myself going on Yelp, Amazon and Google and reviewing everything with the most outlandish but truthful reviews in the hopes that Christine and Xandy find them.
And they're local so we are geographically related! I live in northern Kentucky and that's EXACTLY how that works! I especially love when they find something local like Jungle Jim’s, my favorite thing to do is get a beer from the bar INSIDE THE GROCERY STORE and hang out outside the bathroom doors and people-watch. It's only weird if you've never been
A Real Hoot
I wish I were funny enough to make this review as completely bonkers as some of the reviews featured in this podcast. I find it strange to be reviewing a show that is all about amusing reviews. Anyway, very enjoyable and an entertaining listen during hideously boring chores.
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