198 episodes

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Xandy and Christine Schiefer

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 3.7K Ratings

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

    157: Reviews of Christmas Tree Farms

    157: Reviews of Christmas Tree Farms

    Ding dong!

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    • 1 hr 7 min
    Between You And Us: Episode 30

    Between You And Us: Episode 30

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    • 37 min
    156: Subway or Subway?

    156: Subway or Subway?

    Enjoy this game show style episode that has all the brown fixins you can ask for!

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    • 49 min
    155: Reviews of Subway Sandwiches

    155: Reviews of Subway Sandwiches

    This week, Xandy talks about his biggest shame while Christine judges as if she's never catfished anyone before...

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    • 1 hr 5 min
    154: Reviews of Subway Stations

    154: Reviews of Subway Stations

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    • 1 hr 3 min
    153: Rate My Professors

    153: Rate My Professors

    Please give us some chili peppers, it'd make us so happie!

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    • 51 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
3.7K Ratings

3.7K Ratings

ryanknapper ,

This show is too horny

It is a nice program, but the music at the beginning and end is too loud.

Why can't nickname b same? ,

Entertaining, but with a couple of caveats

On one hand, you fill a hole in my soul in regards to the ridiculousness of people. Thank you. On the other, though: Beach, Too Sandy, Water, Too Wet; can you please pause and add commas? Secondly, why do you hate Pittsburgh so much? Also, electrocution does not always lead to death. Ridiculous. Some of your judgements are so misinformed and ignorant. I want to listen, but have to stop when it shows. Sorry. And to the person who said there was sexual tension between siblings, I agree. She sounds like she’s orgasming and in heat with her pillow whispery voice.

Beef McLarge Huge ,

Between you and me, I’d give this podcast six stars if I could.

EEK! Garlic fries garlic fries GARLIC FRIES! The Schiefer siblings bring so much joy to my day to day through this podcast. Their dramatic readings of reviews are truly riveting and never fail to make me laugh out loud in public. Their defense of retail workers also makes my heart happy! I am a Schiefer stan for life. Do yourself a favor and listen to this amazing podcast!

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