
648 episodes

Bertcast Bert Kreischer
-
- Comedy
-
-
4.7 • 9.8K Ratings
-
Comic and man of the world Bert Kreischer shares his wisdom and life with you.
-
# 556 - Ian Bagg and I Hate Mirrors
Today, I sit down with comedian, Ian Bagg. We talk about our mutual disdain for mirrors, health studies, last comic standing, getting 2 people fired on accident, and much more!
Follow Ian
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ianbagg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/ianbagg
This episode is brought to you by Manscaped. Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code BERT at http://www.Manscaped.com
This episode is also brought to you by Lectric eBikes. Go to http://www.lectricebikes.com to get started!
SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg
For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com
For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/
Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com
Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com
For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1
For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/
Follow Me!
Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer
Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer
Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer
YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer
TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer
Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer -
Something’s Burning - Robert Kelly and Mike Calta Love A Good Tampa Cuban (Sandwich)
I’m joined by my #4 and #12 best friends, Bobby Kelly and Mike Calta, for some Cuban sandwiches and locker room talk
Follow Robert: https://www.instagram.com/robertkellylive
Follow Mike: https://www.instagram.com/themikecaltashow
Get Season 1 of Something’s Burning, brand new merch, and the full UNCUT version at https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning
FRIED PLANTAINS
- Ripe plantains
- Vegetable oil
- Salt
1. Slice plantains at an angle into 1/2 inch pieces
2. Sprinkle plantains with salt
3. Heat vegetable oil on medium low; cook plantains for 7 minutes each side
4. Drain plantains on a paper towel before serving
AVOCADO SAUCE
- Avocado
- Sour cream
- Garlic
- Lime juice
- Cilantro
- Chili powder
- Salt and pepper
1. Dice Avocados; place all ingredients in food processor and process on high until smooth
GARLIC AIOLI
- Mayonnaise
- Minced garlic
- Lemon Juice
- Salt and pepper
SPICY MAYO
- Mayonnaise
- Hot sauce
- Minced garlic
- Lime juice
- Cajun seasoning
CUBAN SANDWICH
- Bread
- Mustard
- Mayo
- Swiss cheese
- Dill pickles
- Ham
- Pulled pork
- Salami
- Butter
1. Spread mustard and mayo on both sides of bread. Add cheese to both sides
2. Add ham, pork, salami, and pickles to one side, then close sandwich
3. Heat skillet and season with butter
4. Toast sandwich on both sides, pressing down with another pan
This episode is brought to you by Ridge: go to www.ridge.com/burning to save 10% Thanks to Ridge for supporting the show
SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg
For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com
For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/
Follow Me!
Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer
Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer
Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer
YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer
TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer
Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer -
# 555 - Steve Byrne and I Do 12 Shots Each
Today, I sit down with comedian, Steve Byrne. We take 12 shots and talk about The Machine Movie, Johnny Depp, his new special, naming our new studio, our message to 20 year olds, and much more!
Steve has a new special “The Last Late Night” available on Amazon Prime Video here: https://www.amazon.com/Steve-Byrne-Last-Late-Night/dp/B0B6C95W7J
Follow Steve
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/stevebyrnelive
Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/stevebyrnelive
This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert
This episode is also brought to you by Helix. Get up to $200 off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows at http://www.helixsleep.com/bert
SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg
For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com
For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/
Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com
Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com
For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1
For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/
Follow Me!
Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer
Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer
Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer
YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer
TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer
Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer -
# 554 - Nicholas Turturro & ME
Today, I sit down with actor, Nicholas Turturro. We talk about working with Adam Sander on The Longest Yard, Joey Diaz, getting bullied, actor who lost weight, serial killers, the Yankees, and much more!
Follow Nicholas
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nickturturro1
Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/nickturturro1
This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BERT”. Get started today at http://www.betterhelp.com/bert
This episode is also brought to you by True Classic. Get 25% off at http://www.trueclassic.com when you use the code “BERT” at checkout.
This episode is also brought to you by “How to Buy a Home” podcast. Go to http://www.howtobuyahome.com or find “How to Buy a Home” on YouTube and wherever you listen to podcasts.
This episode is also brought to you by Black Buffalo Zero. Go to http://www.blackbuffalo.com and use the code “BERT” at checkout for 15% off your first order. Warning. This product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical
This episode is also brought to you by Hello Fresh. Go to http://www.hellofresh.com/bertcast22 and use the code “BERTCAST22” for 22 free meals plus free shipping.
SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg
For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com
For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/
Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com
Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com
For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1
For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/
Follow Me!
Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer
Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer
Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer
YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer
TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer
Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer -
Something’s Burning - Lacie Mackey and Antonia Lofaso Inform Me That It's Called "Carbonara" and not "Breakfast Pasta"
Celebrity trainer Lacie Mackey, celebrity chef Antonia Lofaso, and I talk macros, blood work, and Campari over some breakfast pastaGet Season 1 of Something’s Burning, brand new merch, and the full UNCUT version at https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning
Follow Lacie: https://www.instagram.com/lacie_mackey
Follow Antonia: https://www.instagram.com/chefantonia
PASTA CARBONARA
- Olive oil
- Guanciale (salt-cured pork jowl)
- Pecorino Romano
- Eggs
- Ground black pepper
- SpaghettiDice guanciale into 1" cubes
Cook in olive oil until crisp around the edges
Bring heavily salted water to a boil
Once guanciale is cooked, strain fat and reserve for later
Add pasta to boiling water and cook according to directions
Add 7 yolks and one full egg to the guanciale; mix well to combine
Drain pasta, reserving some of the water
Add pasta to guanciale
Drizzle in some reserved fat
Toss to combine
Add Pecorino Romano
Add reserved pasta water and black pepper
Toss to combineNO BAKE OATMEAL COOKIES
- Butter
- Milk
- Sugar
- Cocoa
- Crunchy peanut butter
- Quick-cooking oats
- Vanilla extract
- Wax paperMelt butter in saucepan
Add milk, sugar, and cocoa; bring to a boil
Remove from heat and stir in peanut butter
Add oats and vanilla extract
Stir well until combined
Drop by teaspoonfuls onto waxed paper
This episode is also brought to you by Better Help. Get 10% off your first month with the discount code “BURNING” at http://www.betterhelp.com/burning
This episode is also brought to you by Ship Station. Get a 60-day free trial at http://www.shipstation.com/burning Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!
And thanks to Hello Fresh for sponsoring this episode! Go to https://www.hellofresh.com/burning22 to get 22 meals plus free shipping! -
# 553 - Natasha Leggero & ME
Today, I sit down with comedian, Natasha Leggero. We talk about horror movies, her Ayahuasca trip, how kids change you, Moshe, and much more!
Natasha has a new book “The World Deserves My Kids” available here: https://www.amazon.com/World-Deserves-My-Children/dp/198213707X
Follow Natasha
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/natashaleggero
Twitter: https://twitter.com/natashaleggero
SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg
For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com
For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com/
Get your tickets for the TOPS OFF WORLD TOUR at bertbertbert.com
Sign up for the FULLY LOADED AT SEA waitlist at fullyloadedatsea.com
For Something's Burning: https://bertyboyproductions.com/somethings-burning-season-1
For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com/
Follow Me!
Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer
Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer
Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer
YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer
TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer
Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer
Customer Reviews
Honesty
Love this fresh, humbling look at life of a comic and the industry. Great stories, lots of laughs, great guests. Keep it up!
💚
Huge fan but listening to Bert chew and slurp in the episodes is absolutely disgusting. The high pitched laugh squeak talk is enough to make me skip ahead or turn it off entirely. I really, really wish he could tone that down and talk normally. He’s funny without that ridiculous, annoying chatter.
Love it!
Love this and love all the YMH pods especially 2bears1cave! Just to let you know , you spelled Adam Sandler’s name the recent episode “Sander” lol stupid typo just saying cause I thought you’d get a little kick out of it. Love ya machine !