Bitches With Beards

Daniel and Max
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Bitches With Beards

Podcast by Daniel and Max

  1. Episode 109: Welcome to DC’s Cheapest Safe Space!

    MAR 7

    Episode 109: Welcome to DC’s Cheapest Safe Space!

    These Bitches deserve an award, heck, we deserve all the awards. 2025 has been campaigning for every category of terrible but this week we bring you a truly wonderful episode. Is it the lack of drinking and mental health work, or was it the brewery full of daddies that inspired our hosts? Daniel Joan Melissa Rivers Bathsheba the Third is here to break down a stunning crop of Oscar dresses as Ariana Grande answers the age old question, if you had to pick a stunning dress or gorgeous shoes, what would you choose? The answer dear listener is both. Max goes on a rant about the cost of booze in DC bars (it’s a good thing he’s not drinking) but then asks the serious question, how much can they charge before they can no longer call themselves safe spaces? Where can a gay get a decently priced vodka soda in this town? Then the Besties give into temptation and break down the Oscars 2025, a ceremony that defied both gravity and honestly expectations, as it embraced diversity and community while reminding us that there is no place like home. Cheers! Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

    1h 18m
  2. Episode 108: It’s what we like to call… a podcast!

    MAR 4

    Episode 108: It’s what we like to call… a podcast!

    The cinematic epic that is 2025 continues and these Bitches are hoping for an intermission real soon. What we need is a jolly good celebrity death to distract us… oh whoops, we forget these things only come in packs of three. You get a death, and you get a death, and you get a death. Daniel somehow manages to use Madonna to describe his work situation, the only thing keeping him going is that we might finally discover what is under Orville Peck’s mask… is it the Queen of Pop herself? Shall we see? Max is officially Academy Awards ready thanks to magic of laxatives and spanx, and making a last ditch attempt to explain how the Oscars are more just a bunch of pretty people watching movies… they’re also rich. Then the Besties discuss Spring, nothing more, nothing less, and with light jackets stroll out into the city, admire the Cherry Blossoms and try and get excited about what is going to be a wonderful Summer. Cheers? At the end of an episode? Groundbreaking! Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

    57 min
  3. Episode 107: Who knew they had casinos in Connecticut?

    FEB 22

    Episode 107: Who knew they had casinos in Connecticut?

    The Bitches are exhausted already, and one of them isn’t even working right now. We are trying so hard to not talk about anything of meaning, but the news is affecting the culture, and NO ONE is above the culture. Well, except maybe our Lord and Savior Cynthia Erivo. Daniel reveals that he’s looking for new friends now that he’s no longer drinking. Sorry Dirty Martini but if he isn't interested then don’t chase him down on a different app. Max is a book of questions… What will his next job be? When is his next bowel movement? Why are there not more Isadora Ducans? Then the Besties ask if the nation’s capital is actually prepared to host World Pride (cough) Protest. J-Lo is ready and we’ve already manifested Madonna’s renaissance, perhaps Gaga and Beyonce are waiting by the telephone. The question is will they pick up? Cheers! Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

    58 min
  4. Episode 106: We’re doing this for love!

    FEB 19

    Episode 106: We’re doing this for love!

    These Bitches love you. We just wanted you to know that. We’re recording this on an incredibly tough day for multiple reasons that we plan to deal with head on..… that is once we’ve broken down Madonna’s career and discussed the lessons she could learn from Shirley Bassey and Cher. Daniel hits a milestone in his sober journey and celebrates by arriving to the studio in his fat jeans and not his fat fat jeans (his words, not mine). Max grapples with a truly huge life event but between Ina’s cookies and being called the Hugh Grant of the office (their words, not mine) he’s going to look at positives. What’s that happening over at Wicked Broadway? Then the Besties break down all the culture surrounding the Super Bowl. Only joking, that was complete rubbish, and we aren't even talking about the score. However, we do have a genuinely interesting and heartfelt conversation about how all this social upheaval is changing the dating scene. Never forget, someone loves you! Even if it's your right hand….cheers!

    59 min
  5. Episode 105: Welcome Back Culture!

    FEB 12

    Episode 105: Welcome Back Culture!

    The Bitches are here, honest we are, we just haven’t been paying attention to the Zoom for the last couple of minutes…or hours…or maybe even days. Did someone say our name? Oh My Gawd! Did we just win best Country Music album? We're going to have to pull a page from Beyonce's book. Daniel is excited as his favorite world leader gains even more power. But it’s ok, Dame Anna Wintour has stated she wants you to dress for you. There is no sunglasses ban in sight. Those shoes on the other hand…. … . Max breaks down the Oscar controversy surrounding Emelia Perez; mourning the loss of a story that needed to be told but celebrates the rise of a worthy contender. It's like watching a Supreme rise (IYKYK). Then the Besties celebrate the return of culture as the Mother Grammy mothers us in the most motherly way possible. Taylor squeezes a cheek and finds space for Wicked, Sabrina delivers pure Gold(ie Hawn) and Benson Boone ( whomever he is) gets tongues a wagging. Cheers! Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

    1h 6m
  6. Episode 104: Now with a Royal Warrant!

    FEB 5

    Episode 104: Now with a Royal Warrant!

    The Bitches are here. They’re barely breathing but they are here, madly searching for culture through the forest of crazy. Too many trees. How can we possibly stay on top of culture while ignoring current events? Daniel marks a milestone with his not-drinking as his sober period officially becomes a daddy and he’s here with a delicious mocktail that doesn’t break the bank. Max survives his office roller skating party and finds solace in his Pamela Anderson Vegan cookbook to help his body stay healthy, even if his mental health is caput. Who needs a brain? Then the Besties find comfort in the smaller things in life and discuss what has been giving them those moments of pleasure… disgusting, get your head out of the gutter! And cheers! Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

    1h 2m
  7. Episode 103: The G.O.A.T. of all podcasts

    JAN 29

    Episode 103: The G.O.A.T. of all podcasts

    The Bitches are here, so put your manly hands in ours as America enters its Mojo Dojo Casa House era. Are you Kenough to do that? Both have had the weeks that “those relatives” said couldn’t POSSIBLY happen. Surprise, surprise. Daniel decides to experiment with a curry. As he distracts with some indulgences he unintentionally and accidently takes the pair on an emotional journey regarding goats. Max finally has the Oscar nominations so he can validate his cinematic choices from last year. How easy was that? More surprises, it turns out amazing films do not make for an interesting battle. Then the Besties reflect on how they’ve been distracting themselves as everyone forgets their morals; we’re putting our face masks and cucumbers on first, people, and then we’re coming for you. Cheers! Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

    54 min
  8. Bitches With Beards Episode 102

    JAN 21

    Bitches With Beards Episode 102

    If you’re listening to this then the world hasn’t ended… YET! The Besties are holding everyone tightly in the safest of spaces as we prepare for an America that doesn’t want them. Sucks to be you because we aren’t going anywhere. Daniel gets an offer he can’t refuse, that chance to have a boyfriend by St. Valentine's Day. Doesn’t sound weird AT ALL so is he being an a*****e looking a gift horse in the mouth? Max spends the week at the movies, peanut butter shortbreads in hand as The Last Showgirl opens his heart and The Brutalist opens his mind to a return to a more traditional cinema. Then the Bitches check their double standards at the door as they discuss what happens when you post your feelings on the internet and you don’t quite get the reaction you were looking for. Well, at least you tried. Cheers! Bitches With Beards is available on all major podcast platforms; https://linktr.ee/bitcheswithbeards Don’t forget to follow us and join in the discussion at https://twitter.com/BeardedBitchPod And join us on TikTok, where you may even get some exclusive content; https://www.tiktok.com/@bitches.with.beards?_t=8fjrCCN5Pxe&_r=1

    1h 4m
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Podcast by Daniel and Max

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  • Creator
    Daniel and Max
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    111
  • Rating
    Explicit
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