Did you read Twilight? Jonathon & David didn't and now Jacklyn & Sarah are forcing it upon them. Join these 3.5 creative writers as they dive in chapter by chapter. Follow along as we learn about Clumsy Jesus and her alternate dimension of Forks, Washington, where sparkly mythologies are made up, and time and distance don't matter.
Ep. 1 - Vampires Are Notoriously Soggy (Chapters 1 & 2)
Join 3.5 creative writers as they take that slow dive into the world of Twilight with the first two chapters.
Ep. 2 - Bella Is Clumsy Jesus (Chapters 3 & 4)
The team discusses the third and fourth chapters and wonder why the story didn't start here.
Ep. 3 - This Nurse Is A Tethered Old Bus Stop Sign (Chapter 5)
While discussing the fifth chapter of Twilight, Team Fever Dream realizes that Stephanie Meyer doesn't trust her audience... or herself.
Ep. 4 - What Are You Doing Just Typing Vampire? (Chapters 6 & 7)
Team Fever Dream catch a glimpse of good writing in chapter 6 and lose it just as quickly in chapter 7.
Ep. 5 - Have A Date Ya Dingus (Chapters 8 & 9)
The group comes to a consensus: there is not enough murder in Twilight.
Ep. 6 - Go Ahead, Tell Her I'm a Century (Chapters 10 & 11)
When the gang realizes Chapter 10 is a re-run of previous chapters, things go off the rails.