13 episodes

Did you read Twilight? Jonathon & David didn't and now Jacklyn & Sarah are forcing it upon them. Join these 3.5 creative writers as they dive in chapter by chapter. Follow along as we learn about Clumsy Jesus and her alternate dimension of Forks, Washington, where sparkly mythologies are made up, and time and distance don't matter.

Bite of Passage David, Jacklyn, Jonathon, & Sarah

    • Fiction
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Did you read Twilight? Jonathon & David didn't and now Jacklyn & Sarah are forcing it upon them. Join these 3.5 creative writers as they dive in chapter by chapter. Follow along as we learn about Clumsy Jesus and her alternate dimension of Forks, Washington, where sparkly mythologies are made up, and time and distance don't matter.

    Ep. 1 - Vampires Are Notoriously Soggy (Chapters 1 & 2)

    Ep. 1 - Vampires Are Notoriously Soggy (Chapters 1 & 2)

    Join 3.5 creative writers as they take that slow dive into the world of Twilight with the first two chapters.

    • 1 hr 27 min
    Ep. 2 - Bella Is Clumsy Jesus (Chapters 3 & 4)

    Ep. 2 - Bella Is Clumsy Jesus (Chapters 3 & 4)

    The team discusses the third and fourth chapters and wonder why the story didn't start here.

    • 1 hr 39 min
    Ep. 3 - This Nurse Is A Tethered Old Bus Stop Sign (Chapter 5)

    Ep. 3 - This Nurse Is A Tethered Old Bus Stop Sign (Chapter 5)

    While discussing the fifth chapter of Twilight, Team Fever Dream realizes that Stephanie Meyer doesn't trust her audience... or herself.

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Ep. 4 - What Are You Doing Just Typing Vampire? (Chapters 6 & 7)

    Ep. 4 - What Are You Doing Just Typing Vampire? (Chapters 6 & 7)

    Team Fever Dream catch a glimpse of good writing in chapter 6 and lose it just as quickly in chapter 7.

    • 1 hr 33 min
    Ep. 5 - Have A Date Ya Dingus (Chapters 8 & 9)

    Ep. 5 - Have A Date Ya Dingus (Chapters 8 & 9)

    The group comes to a consensus: there is not enough murder in Twilight.

    • 1 hr 29 min
    Ep. 6 - Go Ahead, Tell Her I'm a Century (Chapters 10 & 11)

    Ep. 6 - Go Ahead, Tell Her I'm a Century (Chapters 10 & 11)

    When the gang realizes Chapter 10 is a re-run of previous chapters, things go off the rails.

    • 1 hr 18 min

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