Blue Skies from the Basement blueskiesfromthebasement

We're BACK!
and I'll tell ya this much, it's definitely NOT exotic jams!
Oh how we have missed y'all, so so much. Where did we go? Why haven't new audio episodes come out? Do you guys still love us? We didn't go anywhere, and duh.. you are too easy to love! If you have missed your weekly dose of the banana cult as much as we've missed you, you can always join us LIVE on Saturdays at 10pm EST. The show has been going strong over there, and we now have a backlog of episodes to edit, so large, that we may never see Wes again... Anywhoodles, sorry for the absence in your feed, we are back to stay! You can expect a new ep, every other week, Thursdays, with bonus releases sprinkled in on the off weeks!
Now, lets dig into this like a Thanksgiving turkey. This time round we are joined by our good friend, BlueWombat AKA Wombie! Honesty is absent this episode, which means the boys drank too much, and rambled for entirely too long! Check back in at hour 4 and you tell me if I was right or not! We get right into the turkey meat of it all and tell stories about puking on public transportation. City bus is worse than a school bus, promise. Just trust us on that. But that's just the gravy, when the discussion turns heated, as Austin declares that charred/grilled food is literally just burnt, and you are trash for liking burnt food. The boys push back on him, but this only makes Austin horny oddly enough. Glizzies really having a moment in culture right now though... listen in for BSFTB certified cooking techniques! Now someone please pass the cranberry sauce... 
 
Next up is our TikTok section and we enter this section with a "UGHH WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT" and a lil' bit of bird shit in a woman's mouth. Well, actually... she ate the bird shit. The bird had no part in it. Ya know what? Not gonna bother explaining, just listen to the show lol. More toks that cross the line, as we press forward and learn about what pranks are okay and which are probably gonna get you justifiably murdered. Check out our YT if you'd like to watch the Tok along with us, links down below! Navigate over there while your uncle and cousin who drove from out of town argue about Joe Brandon. 
 
There is so much in this ep, it was tough to decide what to write here... Letting our wives convince us into getting pegged, balls that get hard like the dick, mid show beer runs, female led relationships, another gas station incident, family drama... trauma.. and even the good parts! BUT I would be remiss If I didn't mention that the back half includes one of the best stories ever brought to the show. Let's just say it involves secret mason jars full of poo, and a relationship on the rocks. I don't want to give any more away, but it's definitely a shitty situation we get to hear about! All of this, and so much more.... Only on BSFTB! *okay, have a super freaking awesome day and stuff!* - Future grandpa Wes
 
Hope everyone has been well, has a great holiday season, and enjoys this episode once ya get sick of being around your family on turkey day... gobble gobble ya bunch of goofs. See ya back here in the feed next week! 
Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will charr the absolute shit out of all your glizzies
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We're back!
Welcome to the LICE SHOW! SHIT, LIVE**** not lice. Gross. Austin can't type, and following with podcast tradition, continues to say words wrong. Speaking of which, It's been too long! We have missed all of you. This one is a bit... (pause for dramatic ben affleck) Goofy. Austin is on one, Wes is drunker than usual, Honesty is over us both, and everyone's favorite Aunt K is with us, back for her third guest appearance! You may remember her from, making the boys look like babies for crying about hot wings on a previous episodes eating c hallenge! But enough about the past, let's get into it!
We blast some hot dogs out of throats as fast as possible, torture our friends with videos we have seen and now must show them as well, and listen to a riveting story from Honesty about her ghost Dad, and his adventures into the seedy underworld of afterlife sex work. Dead people gotta cum too, duh. Speaking of dead parents, BRITNEY IS FINALLY FREE. We talk a bit about the #freebrit movement and by the time Wes finally got around to releasing this episode, she's already won her case. YAY BRITNEY. (editor note, huh weird, never thought I'd write YAY BRITNEY in an episode description... first time for everything).
Pour yourself some choccy milk into a Chuck E. Cheese cup and buckle in for drunk science as the gang attempts to explain physics, VR, skateboarding, and mansplaining. We even break it down so far, to the molecular level, that I do believe we achieved the paradox of a woman mansplaining the concept of mansplaining to a man. I know, my head hurts too, but yours looks serious.. go to the hospital bro. Anyways, we cover our TIKTOK SECTION, plan a group trip for the future, and then play a few quick rounds of the Song word association game! Guess who can't sing, still?! AYO FRED, stick around for a couple great pod reccs from Aunt K and the Savage Dad himself! 
All of this and much more, 
only on BSFTB! 
Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will launch hot dogs out of our throats at you, in front of all your co-workers. 
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
Twitter - @blueskiespod
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Insta - @blueskiespod
Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! 
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack!
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
and Instagram  @bananacultleader
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes 
FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC 
and as always, 
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back!
Coming in with a family episode, just in time for you to ignore yours on the holiday! Why gossip about your aunt's dry turkey and your uncle's bad politics, when you can sit back and enjoy our conversation about olive phobias, fingerboarding edits, and Ruby Tuesday's instead?! We are joined by fam of the banana, Jacob (guitarist of Forever Unknown) and Mathew, for this one. Wes may not be related, but it sure does feel like it by the end of this one. Strap-in, step-on, step-brother... or whatever.. I've been watching too much free internet porn, fight me. HOW MUCH WILL THEY LET US GET AWAY WITH? Stay tuned to find out...
We get right into this one... I mean like, just absolutely wreck it from the top to the bottom. Topics covered in this episode include: Online platforms giving me existential dread, fighting drunk assholes in the city at 4AM, Grab-Ass, mouthing lyrics you don't know, gaywalkers and sexual preference vs. discrimination, and whether or not man-splaining is real. Again, fight me. I don't care. Do it. Fight me. 
All gags and gaffs aside, we get pretty deep on this one, talk some controversy, speak on creative and responsibility, and get into the weeds on sexuality as it relates to meeting your life goals. Thanks for tuning in as always. On a personal note, we have missed you all and, getting back to putting out episodes feels like a small piece of normal here in the basement! Seeya next week... All of this and much more, 
only on BSFTB! 
Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will hire men in horse costumes to show up to your job and neigh at you through the windows. 
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
Twitter - @blueskiespod
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Insta - @blueskiespod
Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! 
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack!
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
and Instagram  @bananacultleader
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes 
FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC 
and as always, 
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back!
Oh how we have missed you all! After a brief hiatus, the releases are back and the backlog is loaded with guests and tons of extra treats to look forward to. On this one, we are joined by Austin and Honesty's neighbor, Matt! He comes on to show off his cookies and his Schwinn, and the crew is impressed with both. This man got that real real. Plus lots of other nonsense and stories about injuring ourselves!
This one starts out hot and only increases in heat as we go, so strap in! We cover just about every way humanly possible to hurt yourself with sports, and basically do the audio version of an episode of Scarred for the first chunk. Then Honesty convinces us to get to our video segment and of course, her tiktoks take the cake! ON TOP OF THAT, we have a special vid included, featuring our guest and a conspiracy that gets Wes all riled up. Listen in as he tries to convince us all that the moon landing totally did happen. 
Finally, the back third of the show gets a bit raunchy and horny... seems to be a trend lately. Get us drunk and tired enough and the tits and dicks start flyin'! Wes brings us a new game with a twist on Google Battle from previous episodes, and we get derailed literally, every. single. question. Stick around for the most ridiculous "shit myself" story you have ever heard that also includes a broken arm, and the end... Where we argue about how to properly measure your own dick at home. Bottom side is for flattering. All of this and much more, 
only on BSFTB! 
Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will hire men in horse costumes to show up to your job and neigh at you through the windows. 
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
Twitter - @blueskiespod
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Insta - @blueskiespod
Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! 
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack!
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
and Instagram  @bananacultleader
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes 
FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC 
and as always, 
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back!
With a Friday release? Shit's been weird y'all and we get into it a little on the show. It's been such a trip doing this so far, and we talk about how adult life, parenting, work, and our own mental struggles have made this one hell of a rollercoaster ride! But never worry, the Blue Skies will always be back to deliver your much needed dose of positivity and potassium! 
Returning guest, and friend who hasn't seen any of the shows or movies we love, Kaitlyn, joins us and continues to shock and surprise with even more classics she famously hasn't seen either! Honesty joins us in spirit and soundboard form to remind us where all the butt stuff is, and that we should be talking about it more. We get into a huge TikTok section with the crew, plus a couple bonus vids! Lets just say one is cute and the other is racist as fuck. OH an they are both original vids from the boys, recorded by the bananas themselves!
We cover a lot in this one, and Kaitlyn always brings out the deep topics and introspection in us, so here is a quick rundown of what to expect! Bo Burnham's new special (guess what? she hasn't seen it), SpongeBob and the woes of not having basic cable, astrology talk, Austin hunts for cougars, lines in comedy and being regular ass people online, we all say niche wrong (nitch vs nish vs neesh), "I want her to not like it", the notorious "Piss yourself right now!" debate resurfaces, more shit Kaitlyn hasn't seen (ROBOCOP?! COME ON!) f****d up teeth and innie nipples, our shared hatred of homework and love of Tom Holland, and then drunkenly talking about COVID and the misinformation around masks and vaccines! I TOLD YOU, this one is a doozy and thanks to Kaitlyn for bringing out the best in the boys on this episode!
All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB! 
Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will put your knee caps on your elbows and visa versa. It will look real dumb and you prolly won't be able to walk. 
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
Twitter - @blueskiespod
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Insta - @blueskiespod
Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! 
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack!
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
and Instagram  @bananacultleader
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes 
FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC 
and as always, 
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!

We're back!
Back again with the Backyardigans (I don't know where this trend started, but I'm not complainin') and comin' in with a classic just the crew episode. Don't worry though, we have guest episodes in the chamber with some returning favorites! This one starts weird, goes nerdy, and then ends with Austin almost passing out from pain and laughter. He may have busted his ribs skating with Wes, and now the crew is using him like a comedy voodoo doll. 
First up, Wes dives deep and explains the history of magic and the current state of the modern magic industry. I know, super nerdy. Later on we even watch some performances for live explanations of how they are done! Then Austin and Honesty tag team us with a story about how Austin misinterpreted texts from her. Lets just say there is some singing in this episode featuring our favorite alien conspiracy theorist. Then we get the story of how the ribs got busted as we head into our TikTok Section! This one is full of dad toks, fart jokes, and that backyaridgans trend from earlier!
Finally, we get a bit nostalgic and remember old books we loved as kids. Except for Austin, cus he doesn't read. We get flat with Flat Stanley, and remember how legitimately scary some of the old Scooby Doo movies were (looking at you Zombie Island). Friends pop up in the live chat and get us talking about cuticles and other body parts. Like taints, for example. We explore why it is that most men enjoy their various smells, and then we tell Wes he needs to shower more.. like god damn. 
All of this, and much more, only on BSFTB! 
Thank you for listening and please don't forget to rate and review us on iTunes or wherever else you find us. Do it, or we will put all of your socks into a hot air balloon and smile as they drift away. 
Please consider Donating to the show at PayPal it helps us keep doing whatever it is we're doing here!
We also have a Venmo (@blueskiespod) and a Cash app account ($blueskiespod) if you prefer using those!
FOLLOW US
Our home base - PodBean - blueskiesfromthebasement.podbean.com
YouTube - BlueSkiesfromtheBasement
Twitter - @blueskiespod
FB - Blue Skies from the Basement
Insta - @blueskiespod
Follow Austin and now the full SHOW on Twitch @ twitch.tv/bananacultleader
THE SHOW IS LIVE ON TWITCH, EVERY SATURDAY (unless otherwise noted) SUB TO THE TWITCH, AND JOIN THE DISCORD FOR STREAM ANNOUNCEMENTS! GO CHECK OUT OUR PLAYTHROUGH OF IT TAKES TWO!
Email us to join the banana cult - blueskiespodcast@gmail.com
Leave us a voicemail and have it played on the show - 614-600-2056
Hop on the Discord and join the conversation! - https://discord.gg/fKtFYpw
Special thanks to everyone in our Discord server and the community over in Slack!
Check out our SoundCloud where Wes has been experimenting with samples and Austin has a freestyle - https://soundcloud.com/user-241247125
and Instagram  @bananacultleader
Honesty @honestyisaliar
Wes @savagedad_wes 
FIND Honesty on TikTok @ www.tiktok.com/@honestyisaliar for some amazing vocal work
AND GET YOUR BSFTB MERCH NOW @ TEEPUBLIC 
and as always, 
don't mind me... I'm a tourist!