Boomerotica Allyssa and Ashley

Send us a Text Message.
We finally enter the wild world of Chuck Tingle, we were not ready. Sentient Motorcycles, Gay Woolly Mammoth Dumbledore,  Nine Inch Nails Fanfiction?? 

Trans wizard Harriet Porber is a master spellsmith who's found herself in a bit of a pickle. After finishing wizard college, Harriet made a name for herself by creating a hit viral spell, but has since failed to craft a follow up. Now Harriet’s agent, Minerma, is breathing down her neck, suggesting that Harriet take a trip to an island off the coast of England for inspiration. Hoping for some peace and quiet to clear her head, Harriet Porber arrives to find that her new neighbor, an angsty bard named Snabe from the band Seven Inch Nails, is already there making a racket. This parasaurolophus spellcaster is a bad boy through and through, and with his incredible powers of metamagic, Snabe reveals that this layer of reality is much more than it seems. Could Harriet and Snabe really be characters in a parody romance novel?

Send us a Text Message.
This week we have an hour of Dr. Allyssa ranting about Grad School semantics, and Ashley discusses Storm Trooper recruitment. This week we are mad all around! 

As a third-year Ph.D. candidate, Olive Smith doesn't believe in lasting romantic relationships--but her best friend does, and that's what got her into this situation. Convincing Anh that Olive is dating and well on her way to a happily ever after was always going to take more than hand-wavy Jedi mind tricks: Scientists require proof. So, like any self-respecting biologist, Olive panics and kisses the first man she sees.  

Send us a Text Message.
A book we loved?? A non ranting hour with Allyssa and Ashley!!! How exciting, welcome to the milking farm!!

Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents' basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands. Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Hands-on work with minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.

Send us a Text Message.
We disliked CoHo we decided to give it another go! We are diving into Without Merit, the story of a very strange family's secret keeper.

 The Voss family is anything but normal. They live in a repurposed church, newly baptized Dollar Voss. The once cancer-stricken mother lives in the basement, the father is married to the mother’s former nurse, the little half-brother isn’t allowed to do or eat anything fun, and the eldest siblings are irritatingly perfect. Then, there’s Merit.

Merit Voss collects trophies she hasn’t earned and secrets her family forces her to keep. While browsing the local antiques shop for her next trophy, she finds Sagan. His wit and unapologetic idealism disarm and spark renewed life into her—until she discovers that he’s completely unavailable. Merit retreats deeper into herself, watching her family from the sidelines when she learns a secret that no trophy in the world can fix. 

Send us a Text Message.
Welcome to the first of two episodes about the ever divisive Colleen Hoover. It Ends with Us. 
Lily hasn’t always had it easy, but that’s never stopped her from working hard for the life she wants. She’s come a long way from the small town in Maine where she grew up — she graduated from college, moved to Boston, and started her own business. So when she feels a spark with a gorgeous neurosurgeon named Ryle Kincaid, everything in Lily’s life suddenly seems almost too good to be true.

Send us a Text Message.
Surprise Dino spice!! Welcome back to Nina Bangs that delighted us with The Pleasure Master, does this one stand up? 

The Eleven—an alliance of ultimate predators. Primal, lethal, irresistible.

The Prophecy—an ancient Mayan prediction that the world will end on 12-21-12.

The Prey—where can you hide from pure evil?