Bottle Episodes - The Best of Terrible Television David Piccolomini

Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about Myspace Superstar and Bisexual Icon A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. A dating show in 2007 that dares to ask the question, Are we ready for a bisexual train wreck? We watch the pilot to find 16 men and 16 women all ready to date Tila.  It's impressive to make a show this progressive feel this homophobic.  I'd say hop onto your jetskis but this is the kind of show you NEED a head injury to watch.
 
Comedians Bret Raybould and Nick Whitmer get in on the action and become bisexual too. Nick's Tubi Special Bret's Special
A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila
Bottle Episode:
S02E09 Three Way Getaway
Watch A Shot at Love on Daily Motion, or the Link
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're talking about political satire via muppet babies, Lil Bush! A show built for the future by looking at the past. Originally built for a cell phone streaming service way back in 2007, Lil Bush feels like the tired sputter after 7 years of Bush jokes. Let's live in a weird world where Bush Sr is still president and none of the other characters act like anything we know about them. Dick Cheney is a feral animal, Condeleeza Rice has a big crush on bush and somehow Donald Rumsfeld is played by Iggy Pop. Back to back horrific iraq sketches on the podcast, what more could you expect from 2007.
 
Comedian Kevin Froleiks is out here releasing new albums! Check out Goodbye Charlamagne We Have Your Son But Please Take Him Back on all available platforms!
Lil Bush
Bottle Episode:
S01E03 Gay Friend/Mexican
Watch Lil Bush on Internet Archive, or the Link
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering sketch show and comedy central deemed Latino heir to The Chappelle Show, Mind of Mencia. Carlos Mencia pre joke theft scandal got his own show where he goes after everyone(mostly minorities). No barrel too bottom for a show that dared to ask the question, "what happens when you have a clown in Darfur?" Slathered in post 9/11  Islamaphobia, lets dive into the pod(ee-dee-dee)cast
 
Comedian Daniel J Perafan is out here telling everyone he's from Honduras.
 
Mind of Mencia
Bottle Episode:
S04E01 Episode 4.1
Watch Mind of Mencia on the Internet Archive, or the Link
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week, it's a disco disaster with The Pink Lady and Jeff! Who are the Pink Ladies? Well after 6 episodes America decided it didn't need to know about the Japanese disco duo. Coming over after a minor hit in America Mei and Kei paired up with Jeff Altman to produce a variety show about two years too late. Unable to speak English the ladies had to learn their lines phonetically leading to writers being unable to change scripts. BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE GODDAMN JIM VARNEY IS IN IT. GIVE ME MORE ERNEST. NOM NOM NOM NOSTALGIA. Let;s get in the hot tub.
Pink Lady and Jeff
Bottle Episode:
S01E05 Episode 5
Watch Pink Lady and Jeff on Youtube, or the Link
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering fake racist but very horny sitcom The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer! Starring Chi McBride as a black English noble who ended up a servant at the Lincoln White House. Instead of looking at that premise, the show decides to make a show where Lincoln is essentially Bill Clinton but hornier. From sexting in the Oval office to being too afraid to hook up with a prostitute, this 6'4 president sure was unlucky in love! Really we're just excited to see Chi McBride bowl again.
Comedian Chris Faga is out here trying smash Mary Todd. Check out his podcasts. High Society Radioy and Notes of a Goon
 
The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer
Bottle Episode:
S01E04 Once Upon a Mistress
Watch The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer on the Youtube, or the Link
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Welcome to Bottle Episodes! The show where Daniel Crow and David Piccolomini watch the best of terrible television! This week we're covering political sitcom 1600 Penn! Bill Pullman is the president but this isn't Independence Day so this show focuses on Josh Gad.  Created by Clinton and Obama speech writer Jon Lovett, watch as the president and his family get up to some pretty standard sitcom hijinks. We try and figure out why a show about the White House could be so a-political. 
 
Comedian Jake Silberman is out here touring all over. Check out his podcasts. Hard man Soft Boy and The Jake Silberman Show
 
1600 Penn
Bottle Episode:
S01E09 Game Theory
Watch 1600 Penn on the Internet Archive, or the Link
Follow David on Instagram @DPicComedy and check out his special Goblin King
Follow Crow @DanielFCrow