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In every generation, there are podcasters. They together will review Buffy the Vampire Slayer from a queer, literary, and feminist perspective. This was the Buffy Boys.
In this finale episode we talk about the Buffy Movie, season rankings, and say thank you to every super cool listener who has joined us over the past few years.
If the next apocalypse comes, DM us.

 

The Rankings are complete and we have determined the totally objective best episode of Buffy. Now, our souls may rest. Don't resurrect us.
In our S08E11 the Buffy Boys experience go through all the stages: Surprise, Passion, Restlessness, Gifts, and Body?

Key Buffy Bits from this episode include: 
The satisfaction of a job well done A summary of overly suggestive rating trends 10 out of 10 "Pleasure moments" and "primo biatches"
 
 
 

We crack open the ancient Ranking crypt and disgorge the dusty, inhuman mummies inside. We're so close now.
In our S08E10, the Buffy Boys avoid their feelings in the classic ways - musicals, silence, bazookas, and dynamite. 

Key Buffy Bits from this episode include: 
Valuable vinyls and depreciated CDs
Rewatching Buffy again of our own volition
10 out of 10 "dead gay jocks" and "bruised vampire testicals"

The good ship Ranking arrives after its long voyage to the alien warmth of a new star: we're in the top 20 episodes now.
In our S08E09, the Buffy Boys celebrate all the major milestones, graduation, hometown implosion, and becoming an Evil Gay.

Key Buffy Bits from this episode include: 
The sliver of sunlight that is Xander's heyday
Denoument, dedication, and deliciousness
10 out of 10 "Lohechian four-winged soul killers" and "Goblets-ful of O Negative" out of 10

The Ranking Expedition crests to the plateau, the summit is in sight. Are the people who made these original ratings still, existentially, us? Who can tell.
In our S08E08, the Buffy Boys breathe the rare air of the Lonely Ones from vamp groupies, serial killers, heartthrobs, and the fruit-punch-mouthed.

Key Buffy Bits from this episode include: 
The simplicity and gothic accessibility of Season 1 - 3
The night of this recording we got drunk and watched Lie To Me again and were relieved that it's still fun to watch Buffy
10 out of 10 "heretical lesbian icons" and "5.1s out of 10"

Our Ranking Drill has cracked the succulent core of Buffyworld to extract the ambrosia of the Top 40 Episodes, objectively decided by us.
In our S08E07, the Buffy Boys spelunk from misogynists (skinless) through Buffy (ratful) and land at ghosts (horny). 

Key Buffy Bits from this episode include: 
We single-handedly solve the Gay Men Crisis in the queer community
We panicked about whether we had counted the episodes right up until now for about 15 minutes before recording
10 out of 10 "thirsty wigs" and "wet lung sounds"