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People are cruel and the world is a waking nightmare. Welcome to Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures.
New episodes every Friday.

An everybody panic podcast.
Follow on Twitter @BurntToastPod

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    • 4.6 • 7 Ratings

People are cruel and the world is a waking nightmare. Welcome to Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures.
New episodes every Friday.

An everybody panic podcast.
Follow on Twitter @BurntToastPod

    Workplace Creatures | Episode 10

    Workplace Creatures | Episode 10

    Flat 12, Bloomsbury House, EC14 4JJ

    Ma,

    Here’s a copy of the tape I done. Jez says the manager at Woolworths is going to show it to the girls in the shop. Is it ok if I keep a few hundred boxes of eau de toilette in the spare room? It’s Barrymore’s new one so I reckon I can shift it all down the women's clinic at the weekend. Make sure you keep it away from the electric fire. And the dog.

    Gary



    Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

    Featuring, David Gurney

    Emily Wilden

    Krage Brown

    Nathan Peter Grassi

    With additional voices by Lily Jones and Lewis Jones

    Written & Created by Thom Munden

    Edited by: Krage Brown

    artwork by: deprivedanxiety

    Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

    Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

    • 6 min
    Workplace Creatures | Episode 9

    Workplace Creatures | Episode 9

    16 April 1972

    Sirs,

    It has come to my attention that some of the girls in the office have been complaining about unwanted advances from the butchers. While I do sympathise with them somewhat (after all those butchers have awfully big, hairy hands), it’s just a bit of fun on their part and I'd hate to take away what little joy they have in their miserable lives. If I had to strangle 400 cattle a day I know I would find solace in chasing the girl from accounts down a dark hallway with my big, bloodied hands.  To feel them, like two hairy hams, grabbing at my breasts like a hungry bird. I’d say no but really I'd mean YES.

    Anway, some chap at the freemasons put me in touch with a firm who specialise in these new ‘training records’. Do me a favour and play it to the lads on the shop floor.

    Dictated and signed in absence.

    Regards,

    Baron Von Beirgmenst III

    Chief Executive Officer, Barbarity Meats & Offal Tubes



    Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

    Featuring, Krage Brown

    Jess Lloyd-Jones

    Miranda Shrapnell

    Ida Berglöw Kenneway

    David Gurney

    Nathan Peter Grassi

    Written & Created by Thom Munden

    Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

    Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

    Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

    Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

    © 2022 everybody panic

    • 5 min
    Workplace Creatures | Episode 8

    Workplace Creatures | Episode 8

    Gabby said we’ve all got to watch this thing I.T sent over before New Year’s Eve. Just make Terry watch it and he can update us on Monday morning. Also… tell me you saw Jane’s dress this morning? Did her meth addled mom knit it for her? Gross. She looked like she was wearing the blanket I buried my cat in.

    Kat

    Head of Human Resources



    Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

    Featuring, Ida Berglöw Kenneway

    Krage Brown

    Written & Created by Thom Munden

    Edited by: Krage Brown

    Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

    Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

    Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

    © 2022 everybody panic

    • 7 min
    Workplace Creatures | Episode 7

    Workplace Creatures | Episode 7

    -FAX-

    To All the staffs

    From Hans Eierkuchen

    Pages 1

    Hi all,

    Let’s celebrate the new aircraft with this wonderful CD_ROMULUS that Heidi and chums has put together in the training form. Learning what we should all aspire to be, fully erect or not.

    I suggest you all digest this before embarking within her metal bowel and taking to the skies. It will serve you well to understand the different nooks and fannies with her long body.

    Clap together your hands for Heidi and very emotional performance, I expect she’ll be a star soon and off to the Hollywood for a role on the big television or perhaps pumping milk into a dog's mouth if they know her right.

    Warmest Darlings,

    Hans Eierkuchen

    AloisJet - Team Training Lead

    Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

    Featuring, Krage Brown

    Ida Berglöw Kenneway

    Nathan Peter Grassi

    & Miranda Shrapnell

    Written & Created by Thom Munden

    Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

    Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

    Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

    Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

    © 2022 everybody panic

    • 6 min
    Workplace Creatures | Episode 6

    Workplace Creatures | Episode 6

    Mary,

    I’ve been asked to send you this pdf on depression as your overall body ‘stank’ is becoming an issue in the office and can only mean you're either deeply depressed or your mother’s brought another ‘man friend’ home to stay. If reading is too much effort for you, I’m recording it on tape next week. You can have a copy so long as you leave $4 on my desk to cover the cost of cleaning the smell from the tape after you’ve used it.

    Regards,

    Joe Durst

    Head of Staff Training



    Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

    Featuring, Krage Brown

    Miranda Shrapnell

    Written & Created by Thom Munden

    Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

    Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

    Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

    Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

    © 2022 everybody panic

    • 5 min
    Workplace Creatures | Episode 5

    Workplace Creatures | Episode 5

    Dear all,

    The power of a smile can increase profits by as much as 904%.

    Please remind your teams they’re all contractually required to smile for their entire 12 hour shift, even while Brenda from the deli counter cradles them in the women's bathroom and dries their tears with her dead husband's Dukes of Hazzard vest.

    Play this DVD at the next team huddle. I’ll know if you don’t.

    Matt

    North West Regional Manager

    Best Value UK



    Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures

    Featuring, Krage Brown

    David Gurney

    Jess Lloyd-Jones

    Miranda Shrapnell

    Liam Jones

    Written & Created by Thom Munden

    Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden

    Artwork by: deprivedanxiety

    Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.

    Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod

    © 2022 everybody panic

    • 4 min

Customer Reviews

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7 Ratings

7 Ratings

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