10 episodes

A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.

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    • 4.7, 202 Ratings

A new journal of emotional hygiene. From the makers of You Look Nice Today.

    Lincoln Bedroom

    Lincoln Bedroom

    Opportunity: medical appliances that go ham.


    In these challenging, sexy times, your industry is probably suffering a grave synergy crisis. Maybe it's time to accept that there's no box to think outside of.


    So, drop a coin in the bed, and strap this apparatus on your hog. It's for "health," okay?


    We’re not here to judge.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    Lincoln Bedroom - YouTube
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    Lincoln Bedroom - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.Charles Grodin on Tonight Show, Late Night, September 1989 -Best Show - YouTube — Charles Grodin was on a book tour in September 1989, promoting his new release, "It Would Be So Nice If You Weren't Here."Beddr — Want to get diagnosed for apnea comfortably, in a snap?Heart disease prevention: Does oral health matter? - Mayo Clinic — Tooth loss patterns are connected to coronary artery disease.A Retro Traveling Standard: The Vibrating Bed — In the book Slaughterhouse Five protagonist Billy Pilgrim uses a vibrating bed to fall asleep.Harrison Bergeron — A buzzer sounded in George's head. His thoughts fled in panic, like bandits from a burglar alarm.

    • 37 min
    Terrestrial Bathysphere

    Terrestrial Bathysphere

    Opportunity: sometimes, inspiration can be a breath of fresh steam.


    Just because we can't be "near" each other doesn't mean we can't enjoy an intimate environment. Whether that's a museum on the Mall, or an antiqued vivarium in the woods, or even just a very large hat that you share with good friends. But, let's also address a uniquely male pain that is neither here nor there.


    Time to dump out that box, slap on some rusty gears, and steady your gimbal load. This week, You Look Nice Today will spit on your comb and drop a half-penny into a strangely erotic new entertainment apparatus.


    Mr. Twain will see you now.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTube
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    Terrestrial Bathysphere - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics on Twitter: "How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVID https://t.co/jIqVCEcJbK" / Twitter — How to wear a face mask without fogging up your glasses 😷👓 #COVIDToothpick maker releases button-pressing sticks amid virus fears — 'The product, which features the tagline "come, press to your heart's content," comes with an additional container to hold the disposable sticks after use.'The Karate Kid Daniel Larusso's Tenugui Headband replica movie prop — This is a replica of the Tenugui headband that is given to Daniel Larusso, (RALPH MACCHIO) by his friend and mentor Mr. Miyagi, (NORIYUKI ''PAT'' MORITA).The Lightness of Being a Couch Potato May Work to Keep Us Fat - The New York Times — There are many theories about why extra pounds are so intractable, and the full mechanisms are still mysterious.

    • 37 min
    Straits of Sandwich

    Straits of Sandwich

    Opportunity: one man's plank is another man's treasure chest.


    Now, more than ever, many Americans hunger for travel and adventure—while some yearn merely to be something besides an American. Well, your time has arrived, so, come aboard! We're expecting you.


    Our consultants and child-lawyers are available to review your preferences in party water, urban poultry admiralty, and the complex and often unnavigable seas of local garb and maritime headgear. Serf's up.


    So, plant your running shoes in a new land, and show that childless Halloween family that you're the Captain now.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    Straits of Sandwich - YouTube
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    33 U.S. Code § 385 - Seizure and condemnation of vessels fitted out for piracy | U.S. Code | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute — Any vessel built, purchased, fitted out in whole or in part, or held for the purpose of being employed in the commission of any piratical aggression, search, restraint, depredation, or seizure, or in the commission of any other act of piracy, as defined by the law of nations, shall be liable to be captured and brought into any port of the United States if found upon the high seas, or to be seized if found in any port or place within the United States, whether the same shall have actually sailed upon any piratical expedition or not, and whether any act of piracy shall have been committed or attempted upon or from such vessel or not; and any such vessel may be adjudged and condemned, if captured by a vessel authorized as mentioned in section 386 of this title to the use of the United States, and to that of the captors, and if seized by a collector, surveyor, or marshal, then to the use of the United States.

    (R.S. § 4297.)Admiralty | Wex | US Law | LII / Legal Information Institute — Parties subject to admiralty may not contract out of admiralty jurisdiction, and states may not infringe on admiralty jurisdiction either judicially or legislatively.Yahtzee History — The game that makes you think while having fun.Flag Designer — Generate Random FlagStraits of Sandwich - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.

    • 35 min
    Jar-X

    Jar-X

    Opportunity: appreciation is the ultimate adaptogen.


    Do you suffer from moderate to severe dyschlamydia? Still stalled on your first set of braces? Tired of stuck-up "health doctors" always acting like they're the boss of you?


    Well. Check your mailbox. Now, remove the contents and fill 'er up to your level of satisfaction. Okay, just a little more. Litttttle more, and…perfect.


    Our representatives are standing by to review your case, accept your virtual confession, and answer any of the questions your wife might have about your invoice.*


    yours in health,
    —s.







    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




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    Why plague doctors wore those strange beaked masks — But the forbidding ensemble was not just a deathly fashion statement: It was intended to protect the doctor from miasma.Information for Consumers on Using Dietary Supplements | FDA — Stay Connected! Follow FDA on Twitter and Facebook.The Cleric Class for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D Beyond — In some cities, priesthood amounts to a political office, viewed as a stepping stone to higher positions of authority and involving no communion with a god at all. True clerics are rare in most hierarchies.Jar-X - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.

    • 36 min
    The Velcro Side

    The Velcro Side

    Opportunity: a fashion revolution that sticks.


    Are you concerned about your presentation? Hate that bulging wallet? Feeling like there's nothing particularly talismanic about the body you're working with?


    There's no longer any need to feel left out or fretful, because You Look Nice Today has you covered.


    Literally.


    (Be sure to check out the YouTube video via this episode's show notes. It's way better that way.)




    The Velcro Side - YouTube



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    AA 12 Step Recovery Medallions | Sobriety Chips and Coins — When taking such a journey through the 12 step recovery program and then moving forward with life, carrying a momento of the process and a dedication to continued success can often give one great strength.Indian Lore Merit Badge and Worksheet — Sing two songs in an Indian language. Explain their meanings.MAUDE - Maude Findlay (Bea Arthur) "Walter’s Heart Attack" Silk Gown with Mesh Overlay | The Golden Closet — This floor-length gown was worn by “Maude Findlay” as portrayed by Bea Arthur in the hit television series Maude. The two-piece ensemble consists of a nude silk floor-length sleeveless gown with back zip closure and matching sleeveless vest with blue polka dot mesh overlay.The Velcro Side - YouTubeYou Look Nice Today - YouTube — Please consider subscribing to the YLNT YouTube channel.

    • 39 min
    Flair School

    Flair School

    Opportunity: a unique educational environment for students who like to use their hands.


    Thank you for applying to Flair School. You will soon be receiving a packet containing your spider, your practice juggling bottles, your fountain pen, and your recumbent bike. It's very hot in Florida right now, so feel free to grab a kombucha mocktail from the restroom next to the student lounge.




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    Oh Heavenly Dog (1980) - IMDb — Browning is a PI with a bad cold, who's sent to investigate a case by a mysterious client.He stumbles across the body of a young woman and is stabbed to death, and when he wakes up in heaven, they tell him he's "marginal material," and they can only decide on his final destination through one last assignment: to go back and solve his own murder. As a dog.Spider Facts | HowStuffWorks — Studies have shown that you're never more than ten feet away from a spider, and one estimate puts you as close as three feet. To be "spider-free" you'd have to go into space in a fumigated capsule. Rather than flee, read these facts and appreciate our amazing arachnids.Flair Bartending Course — We will teach you the complete Art of Flair. From straws to coasters, shakers to glassware, garnishes and liquor bottles, this practical, hands-on approach teaches any level of bartender how to toss, flip and spin their way into MONSTROUS TIPS.Flair School - YouTube

    • 41 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
202 Ratings

202 Ratings

kimby98 ,

Thank you!

This is the one of the few things getting me through 2020! So glad they are back!!

Maxbender ,

This show is insulting

When did we lose the art of swearing? Merlins funny punny schtick is so tiresome. Your time should be more valuable then listening to guys laughing at each other’s silliness.

AntRaeRo ,

Yes!

So glad they’re back

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