Card Battler Battle! Anime Quarantine #4 The Worst Show on Earth

Own the Zone™ and Raise the Flag™, media masochists! It's Anime Quarantine time again, and Murphy and Alex focus on the blessedly non-ecchi card battle genre! "Duel Masters" teaches us that you can't spell "cheating" without "chi", but how many timelines does a show need to truly explore a Magic: The Gathering ripoff? "Future Card Buddyfight" asks us to "luminize", but should that 10 foot tall dinosaur really have a crush on that 12-year-old? And should a 13-year-old really be entrusted with a flaming chainsaw sword the size of Tokyo Tower? All this plus two bonus rounds: The Amnesia Report and the dreaded Dishonorable Mention!
Who would win in a duel: Gatling Skyterror or Jackknife Dragon? Let us know at worstshowonearth@gmail.com!
See the research that drove Murphy mad: behold The Appendices! https://docs.google.com/document/d/12-ICgVjnNukPIGEEmrdYteZaJROYkX9rnWzaoto-QSg/edit?usp=sharing
The Demi Dozen, our Scion 2nd Edition TTRPG actual play show, is now available on YouTube! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_IrMYVRN7w&list=PLOyF_FU-q9cI1AVNnZOQ9tf4sjpq1s0Ba
Edited by Michael T. Coleman. Check out his work at https://www.facebook.com/cometocoleman