Carnivore Kills You Faster | Dr. Alo Saved My Life Lopker Songs for American Democracy

Thank you Dr. Alo, Dr. Dayspring, and Dr. Peter Attia. You all convinced me and many others to go more plant based, get on a statin, and increase our healthspan. Many, many thanks to all of you and all the other straight shooters who combat social media nonsense. This songs for you, and everybody who wants to rethink their beliefs. -John Lopker

All the quacks call it Carnivore
But it's really Dunning-Kruger
They tell you to eat lots of meat
And forget about heart disease
Well, maybe you feel fine for now
But disease takes it's own sweet time
Arteries clog slowly, then POW!
Your heart resigns

Please, guys, eat wisely
Mediterranean or DASH
Recommended most highly
If you want your life to last
Don't fall for the latest craze
Carnivore and whatever comes after
Just eat good food every day
The quacks will kill you faster

The Grim Reaper knows
Get your cholesterol low
LDL below 60
Live long and healthy
Don't fall for the carnivore scam
It's a total freakin' disaster
Ignore the quack and supplement man
Carnivore kills you faster