Chapped

Juliane Popelka
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A challenging chat about Chopped champions with your chagrined chap, Juliane Popelka. This is not a podcast, this is live action, hard hitting, competitive cooking gameplay for those moments where you need Chopped but can't watch TV.

  1. 06/15/2022

    Chapped - Episode 34 - Michael Jackson Nose

    Well....if I didn't predict my own fate by making light of these contestants obvious lack of employment.  But my job less is your joy gain because there's literally no excuse for me to miss episodes.  Like my contestants, "I'm taking some me time." As such, I'm giving you what you want.  Hard hitting, live action, play coverage of the world's most disappointing cooking show: Chopped. Listening highlights: a michael jackson nose prophecies of unemployment somebody's fetish when dwayne "the rock" johnson was just "the rock" I hope you understand my hand gesture references my sad bowls what they can do with food nowadays reuben's self esteem issues

    36 min

  2. 05/15/2022

    Chapped - Episode 33 - No Jokes Only the Real Deal

    Well what terrible timing to fall off a regular schedule with releasing this program - someone shared the show and I got hundreds of unique IP addresses streaming this hot, intense action in one day.  Then life happened and I shit everywhere and missed April.  But that's neither here nor there as today we talk tacos and as usual - are let down and turned off by what we take in. Hot topics: what the internet can do stems on ram-a-jammin it when is a good time for Josh to roll play as a warlock? a glaring continuity error what my listeners expect a perfect description of baby corn different ways to self soothe put that f*****g finger away nothing funny only the real deal Someone took notes during the editing phase...didn't she....

    42 min

  3. 03/26/2022

    Chapped - Episode 32 - My Color Wheel

    Your best friend is back.  Your best friend is taking you gambling.  Craving a weekend in Vegas?  Well how about an episode of Chapped centered around some nasty ingredients and a few contestants obvious gambling addictions in this "Casino Royale" themed episode. Listening highlights: Long wieners The additive properties of the color wheel My cat's poo Bottom thirds Don't get me wrong But my nut cheese!

    39 min

  4. 01/02/2022

    Chapped - Episode 31 - Are Your Eyes Missing Out?

    Welcome to the  New Year.  Or, if you are a like us, welcome to the beginning of the end of the lunar year.  Just like the old gypsy foretold, today is a day where we take it back to our roots.  The original Chopped kitchen, regular s****y cooking and the usual crew loaded up with Botox. Some crucial show highlights:  Rony's many special gifts. Disrespect served up on a plate. Undressed arugula. How wrong I was.

    40 min

  5. 11/24/2021

    Chapped - Episode 30 - It's a Dog

    What did you want?  Did you want DOGS?  Well, you got them with this fun episode of Chopped where there are cooking food for a dog.  They also have to make human food but not surprisingly, the dog and his enjoyment takes the cake (no culinary pun intended). Highlights: Surface piercings My light and my bushel Amanda's jacket Chris' dog's dick

    41 min

  6. 10/12/2021

    Chapped - Episode 29 - Totalitarian War

    Trigger warning: this is an episode.  Also, I chose to go rogue and not duck the volume of my reactions because I wanted you to know it is real.  There are some very serious issues discussed this week.  Issues like: Nico's beauty but also his receding hairline. Mr. Peanut from the front 3D puzzle War

    42 min

  7. 09/01/2021

    Chapped - Episode 28 - America's Least Threatening Chef

    Wow, it's like opening up a diary and seeing that I've been in a coma for 2 months. But instead of a coma, I was living the American dream dumping my unemployment money into a new business.   But enough about me, let's talk about you.  Let's talk about this action set in a big rustic warehouse with a hook for a hand judge and some gold nails that make you say what? Sizzling topics: When the beat it so sick I'm a comic A mix and match of timelines A broken promise

    35 min

  8. 06/11/2021

    Chapped - Episode 27 - Blasphemous to both Tattoos and Magic

    What a great way to resurrect from the dead but with an surprisingly lively episode.  Warning - I do have a new cat and feel free to jump ahead a full 2  minutes when you hear me answer "The Call." Highlights: Michelle's face Michelle's lips 90's DJ's  Prayer beads

    37 min
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A challenging chat about Chopped champions with your chagrined chap, Juliane Popelka. This is not a podcast, this is live action, hard hitting, competitive cooking gameplay for those moments where you need Chopped but can't watch TV.

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  • Creator
    Juliane Popelka
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2022
  • Episodes
    35
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Juliane Popelka
  • Show Website
    Chapped