5 episodes

The podcast that unnecessarily dissects your favourite, and not so favourite, Christmas Movies.

Join Carol and Nick as they go off piste on all that snow and land in the magically formulaic world of Christmas Movies. Listen as they valiantly attempt to watch all the Hallmark-esk Christmas movies dropped on all streaming platforms. Visit European castles! Small quaint home towns! The Christmas tree at the Rockefeller Centre! With a few Christmas classics reviewed for good measure, this podcast will have you playing Mariah in no time.

So grab your eggnog and settle in.

Christmas Crackers with Carol and Nick Carol and Nick

    • TV & Film

The podcast that unnecessarily dissects your favourite, and not so favourite, Christmas Movies.

Join Carol and Nick as they go off piste on all that snow and land in the magically formulaic world of Christmas Movies. Listen as they valiantly attempt to watch all the Hallmark-esk Christmas movies dropped on all streaming platforms. Visit European castles! Small quaint home towns! The Christmas tree at the Rockefeller Centre! With a few Christmas classics reviewed for good measure, this podcast will have you playing Mariah in no time.

So grab your eggnog and settle in.

    We need a Kondo consult on this one - EXmas

    We need a Kondo consult on this one - EXmas

    Episode 5: We need a Kondo consult on this one - EXmas

    The 2023 Christmas film that reminds us all to refrain from playing Ice Hockey on major holidays.



    Cast:



    Leighton Meester - Ali Moyer
    Robbie Amell - Graham Stroop
    Michael Hitchcock - Dennis
    Kathryn Greenwood - Jeannie
    Veronika Slowikowska - Mindy
    Steven Huy - Elliott
    Thomas Cadrot - Brady
    Donna Benedicto - Jess
    Daniel Bacon - Mr. Tusk
    Lucas Chadwick - Fat Mike
    Emily Schoen - Quinn


    Recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung people as well as the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respect to elders past, present and emerging and extend this respect to the all the traditional owners on the lands on which you are listening to this podcast. 



    Produced by your hosts Carol and Nick.



    Intro and outro music, The Spirit, by Scott Buckley (thank you) - https://www.scottbuckley.com.au/library/mood/christmas/



    Follow us on instagram at @christmascrackerspodcast, slide into our DMs and tell us what to watch next. Or email us at chirstmascrackerspodcast@gmail.com

    • 46 min
    The Insta-Gays and Jennifer Coolidge Christmas Film - Single All the Way

    The Insta-Gays and Jennifer Coolidge Christmas Film - Single All the Way

    Episode 4: The Insta-Gays and Jennifer Coolidge Christmas Film - Single All the Way

    This is THE movie that Jennifer Coolidge filmed between White Lotus season 1 and 2 . It has a B, borderline A, grade cast for this 2021 instagay classic.

    Cast:



    Michael Urie as Peter
    Philemon Chambers as Nick
    Luke Macfarlane as James
    Barry Bostwick as Harold
    Jennifer Robertson as Lisa
    Madison Brydges as Daniela
    Alexandra Beaton as Sofia
    Dan Finnerty as Kevin the Snow Plow Guy
    Steve Lund as Tim
    Melanie Leishman as Ashleigh
    Gryffin Hanvelt as Simon, Ashleigh's older son
    Viggo Hanvelt as Sam, Ashleigh's younger son
    Stefano DiMatteo as Tony, Lisa's husband
    Victor Andrés Trelles Turgeon as Jim, Ashleigh's husband
    Jennifer Coolidge as Aunt Sandy
    Kathy Najimy as Carole


    Recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung people as well as the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respect to elders past, present and emerging and extend this respect to the all the traditional owners on the lands on which you are listening to this podcast.



    Produced by your hosts Carol and Nick.

    Intro and outro music, The Spirit, by Scott Buckley (thank you) - https://www.scottbuckley.com.au/library/mood/christmas/



    Follow us on instagram at @christmascrackerspodcast, slide into our DMs and tell us what to watch next. Or email us at chirstmascrackerspodcast@gmail.com

    • 50 min
    Emma Thompson Appreciation Society - Love Actually

    Emma Thompson Appreciation Society - Love Actually

    Episode 3: Emma Thompson Appreciation Society - Love Actually

    Join Carol and Nick as they review this 2003 contemporary Christmas classic. It's a loooooong one, almost as long as this cast list.

    We reference a lot of stuff in this one, here is some links to some of it:

    Red Nose Day Actually from 2017 can be watched here.

    You can find out more about Gavin and Stacy ⁠here⁠.

    Joni Mitchell singing Both Sides Now at NEWPORT Folk Festival can be watched here.

    The deleted scene from Love Actually can be watched here.





    Cast:


    Alan Rickman as Harry
    Emma Thompson as Karen
    Hugh Grant as David, the Prime Minister
    Keira Knightley as Juliet
    Colin Firth as Jamie
    Sienna Guillory as Jamie's girlfriend
    Lúcia Moniz as Aurélia
    Liam Neeson as Daniel
    Thomas Sangster as Sam
    Bill Nighy as Billy Mack
    Gregor Fisher as Joe
    Martine McCutcheon as Natalie
    Chiwetel Ejiofor as Peter
    Andrew Lincoln as Mark
    Laura Linney as Sarah
    Rodrigo Santoro as Karl
    Michael Fitzgerald as Michael
    Kris Marshall as Colin
    Abdul Salis as Tony
    Heike Makatsch as Mia
    Martin Freeman as John
    Joanna Page as Judy
    Olivia Olson as Joanna
    Billy Bob Thornton as the U.S. President
    Rowan Atkinson as Rufus
    Claudia Schiffer as Carol
    Nina Sosanya as Annie
    Ivana Miličević as Stacey
    January Jones as Jeannie
    Elisha Cuthbert as Carol-Anne
    Shannon Elizabeth as Harriet
    Denise Richards as Carla
    Lulu Popplewell as Daisy
    Marcus Brigstocke as Mikey
    Julia Davis as Nancy
    Ruby Turner as Jean
    Adam Godley as Mr Trench
    Élisabeth Margoni as Eleonore
    Edward Hardwicke as Sam's grandfather
    Caroline John as Sam's grandmother
    Meg Wynn Owen as Mary, the PM's secretary
    Colin Coull as Gavin, the PM's bodyguard

    Recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung people as well as the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respect to elders past, present and emerging and extend this respect to the all the traditional owners on the lands on which you are listening to this podcast.



    Produced by your hosts Carol and Nick.

    Intro and outro music, The Spirit, by Scott Buckley (thank you) - https://www.scottbuckley.com.au/library/mood/christmas/



    Follow us on instagram at @christmascrackerspodcast, slide into our DMs and tell us what to watch next. Or email us at chirstmascrackerspodcast@gmail.com

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Maybe I'll buy a Scottish castle - A Castle for Christmas

    Maybe I'll buy a Scottish castle - A Castle for Christmas

    Episode 2: Maybe I'll buy a Scottish castle - A Castle for Christmas
    Join Carol and Nick as they accompany Brooke Shields in 2021 for a snowy Christmas in Scotland. Spoiler: She does buy the castle.
    Cast:
    Brooke Shields as Sophie Brown (née McGuinty)
    Cary Elwes as Myles, 12th Duke of Dunbar
    Lee Ross as Thomas
    Andi Osho as Maisie
    Tina Gray as Helen
    Eilidh Loan as Rhona
    Stephen Oswald as Angus
    Vanessa Grasse as Lexi Brown
    Desiree Burch as Claire
    Antony Strachan as Eamon
    Drew Barrymore as herself
    John Stahl as solicitor
    Tim Barrow as barkeep
    Mark Fleischmann as Frank De Luca from The Princess Switch franchise
    Suanne Braun as Mrs. Donatelli from The Princess Switch franchise
    Joe McKay as Rhona's boyfriend
    Holly Woodhouse as Sophie's angry fan
    Barley the Lurcher-Cross as Hamish

    Recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung people as well as the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respect to elders past, present and emerging and extend this respect to the all the traditional owners on the lands on which you are listening to this podcast.

    Produced by your hosts Carol and Nick.
    Intro and outro music, The Spirit, by Scott Buckley (thank you) - https://www.scottbuckley.com.au/library/mood/christmas/

    Follow us on instagram at @christmascrackerspodcast, slide into our DMs and tell us what to watch next. Or email us at chirstmascrackerspodcast@gmail.com

    • 46 min
    Oh Freddie! - Christmas with You

    Oh Freddie! - Christmas with You

    Episode 1: Oh Freddie! - Christmas with You

    Join Carol and Nick as they travel back to 2022 into their first very Hallmark Christmas Movie review. It's a strong start for a not-so-strong film.

    Cast:

    Freddie Prinze Jr. as Miguel

    Aimee Garcia as Angelina

    Grace Dumdaw as Madison Sparks

    Gabriel Sloyer as Ricardo

    Deja Monique Cruz as Cristina

    Zenzi Williams as Monique

    Socorro Santiago as Frida

    Lawrence J. Hughes as Barry

    Nicolette Stephanie Templier as Cheri Bibi



    Recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri Woi-wurrung people as well as the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respect to elders past, present and emerging and extend this respect to the all the traditional owners on the lands on which you are listening to this podcast.



    Produced by your hosts Carol and Nick.

    Intro and outro music, The Spirit, by Scott Buckley (thank you) - https://www.scottbuckley.com.au/library/mood/christmas/



    Follow us on instagram at @christmascrackerspodcast, slide into our DMs and tell us what to watch next. Or email us at chirstmascrackerspodcast@gmail.com

    • 28 min

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