21 episodes

It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.
Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.
Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?
Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!

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    • 5.0 • 9 Ratings

It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.
Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.
Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?
Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!

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    Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares

    Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

    Featuring the vocal talents of: 

    Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

    Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

    Katie Pelensky as Eddy 

    Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie 

    Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard 

    Luke Rampersad as Guard 

    Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C 

    Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice 

    Katie Markovich as Janessa 

    Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov 

    Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

    Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix). 

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    • 19 min
    Season 2 Episode 7: She Contains Multitudes... Of Evil

    Season 2 Episode 7: She Contains Multitudes... Of Evil

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

    Featuring the vocal talents of: 

    Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

    Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

    Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie 

    Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice 

    Clinton Roper Elledge as Corporal Mincent Flim

    Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C 



    Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

    Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Call to Adventure, Wounded, The Descent, Local Forecast - Elevator, Cryptic Sorrow, and Stages of Grief. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. 

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    • 22 min
    Season 2 Episode 6: Two Before Ze Breakfast-Wurst

    Season 2 Episode 6: Two Before Ze Breakfast-Wurst

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

    Featuring the vocal talents of: 

    Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

    Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

    Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie 

    Brian Donovan as Hans Frei 

    Luke Rampersad as Mr. Sweet Peaches 

    Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

    Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Not As It Seems, Scheming Weasel, Tenebrous Brothers Carnival Act One, Arcadia, Danse Macabre, and Sneaky. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. 

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    • 25 min
    A Holiday Message From Joot Blark

    A Holiday Message From Joot Blark

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

    Featuring the vocal talents of: 

    Ryan Schremp as Announcement Voice 

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    • 1 min
    Season 2 Episode 5: Dudes Would Be Like Whaaaaaaat

    Season 2 Episode 5: Dudes Would Be Like Whaaaaaaat

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

    Featuring the vocal talents of: 

    Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

    Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

    Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie 

    Luke Rampersad as Dr. Mort Glortson 

    Clinton Roper Elledge as Colonel Rrkarrk 

    Brian Donovan as Hans Frei 

    Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice 

    Katie Markovich as Ad Voice 

    Tony Werner as Ad Voice 

    Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

    Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Amazing Plan, Thinking Music, Hidden Agenda, Zazie, and Sardana. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. 

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    • 22 min
    Season 2 Episode 4: One Doug, Not For Eating

    Season 2 Episode 4: One Doug, Not For Eating

    Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson

    Featuring the vocal talents of:

    Katie Self as Madam Xandra

    Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly

    Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie

    Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C

    Brian Donovan as Dok Bloodnikov

    Lena Valentine as Ad Voice

    Amy Thorstenson as Ad Voice

    Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker

    Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Vadodora, Le Grand Chase, Supernatural Radio A, Thaxted, River Flute, Penumbra, Reawakening, and Reunited. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.

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    • 24 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
9 Ratings

9 Ratings

Cowgyrl214 ,

Cosmic Love is Cosmically Delightful!

I was a little late to the show, but ended up binging the episodes. I absolutely loved it! Specifically, I enjoyed the fictional drama going on in space :-) with a hilarious cast of voices. Definitely recommend!

ezgo22 ,

Fantastic and exactly what I needed

I listened to the first season of Cosmic Love back in 2015 and loved it. Thrilling adventure, comedy, and wonderfully drawn characters and friendships, and of course the thoughtful advice about love and sex. Randomly, I discovered that this show is back with a complete second season! And it was exactly what I needed to hear. I found myself tearing up at certain parts because the advice is so empathetic and wise. Bless you, Amy Thorstenson and your crew, for your kindness and wit.