Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast
  • 4.9 (1.5K)
  • COMEDY
  • UPDATED WEEKLY

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

  1. 3D AGO

    You Can Burn A Bridge If You Have A Boat Feat. LaRussell

    Chicago Tour: https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/45685556/crash-dummies-special-event-chicago-zanies-chicago Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Download EarnIn today in the Google play or Apple app store and type in CRASHDUMMIES under PODCAST when you sign up. Head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/CRASH and use code CRASH at checkout to save 30% on your first order! Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to turn five bucks into three hundred dollars in bonus bets if your bet wins. In partnership with DraftKings — The Crown is Yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. In New York, call 8778-HOPENY or text HOPENY (467369). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit https://ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. NBA League Pass auto-renews until cancelled. Additional terms at https://DKNG.co/audio. Limited time offer. Try Huel today with FIFTEEN PERCENT off your purchase for New Customers with our exclusive code CRASH at https://www.huel.com/CRASH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 6m

  2. OCT 22

    Is It For Sale?

    Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: ⁠https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies⁠ Grab Your Merch! ⁠https://crashdummiesmerch.com/⁠ Video Version: ⁠https://crashdummiespodcast.com⁠ Download the DraftKings Sports book app and use code CRASH. That’s code CRASH, bet five bucks and get 3 months of League Pass plus get $300 in bonus bets if your bet wins. In partnership with Draft Kings — The Crown Is Yours. Gambling problem? Call 1-800-Gambler. In New York, call 8778-HOPENY or text HOPENY (four six seven three six nine). In Connecticut, Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777or visit https://ccpg.org. Please play responsibly. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (Kansas). Pass-thru of per wager tax may apply in Illinois. Twenty-one plus age and eligibility varies by jurisdiction. Void in Ontario. Restrictions apply. Bet must win to receive Bonus Bets which expire in 7 days. Minimum odds required. NBA League Pass auto-renews until cancelled. Additional terms at https://DKNG.co/audio. Limited time offer. Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: ⁠https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10⁠ Sponsored by SeatGeek.*Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Head to https://cornbreadhemp.com/CRASH and use code CRASH at checkout to save 30% on your first order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 39m

  3. OCT 15

    The Mosh Pit Puncher

    Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Right now, our listeners will get 30% off their first order when they go to https://cornbreadhemp.com/crash and use code CRASH at checkout! Get The Handyman Rocketman and 15% off your entire order with code DUMMIES at https://manscaped.com #ManscapedPartner Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app, type in CRASHDUMMIES under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show.  Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first $5 bet — plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV.  Get Huel today with this exclusive offer for New Customers of 15% OFF with code CRASH at https://huel.com/CRASH (Minimum $75 purchase). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 24m

  4. OCT 8

    The Automatic Paper Towel Machine Theory

    Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first $5 bet — plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV. Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app, type in CRASHDUMMIES under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 32m

  5. OCT 1

    He’s Cheating Starter Pack

    Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code CRASH at https://inda.shop/CRASH #indacloudpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 25m

  6. SEP 24

    Short Term Relationships

    Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Use our code for 10% off your next SeatGeek order*: https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/DUMMIES10 Sponsored by SeatGeek. *Restrictions apply. Max $20 discount Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/CRASH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code CRASH. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 38m

  7. SEP 17

    The Brokest Thing You’ve Ever Done

    Download EarnIn today! Spelled “E” “A” “R” “N” “I” “N” in the Google play or Apple app store. When you download the EarnIn app type in Crash Dummies under PODCAST when you sign up – it’ll really help the show. Crash Dummies under PODCAST. Today, get Huel for FIFTEEN PERCENT OFF with this exclusive offer for New Customers only with code CRASH at https://huel.com/CRASH (Minimum $75 purchase). Follow our guest on IG @delamomanny Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 39m

  8. SEP 10

    Premeditated Cheating

    Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code CRASH to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you place your first $5 bet — plus over $200 off NFL Sunday Ticket from YouTube and YouTubeTV. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/CRASH to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code CRASH. Follow our guest on IG @delamomanny Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies Grab Your Merch! https://crashdummiesmerch.com/ Video Version: https://crashdummiespodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    1h 45m
See All (231)

Hosts & Guests

4.9
out of 5
1,501 Ratings

About

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen.

Information

  • Creator
    Crash Dummies Podcast
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    231
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Copyright Crash Dummies Podcast

You Might Also Like