18 episodes

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike Crash Dummies

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    • 5.0 • 66 Ratings

Patrick Johnson and Michael Esiobu dive into current events and scenarios that probably will never happen. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/crash-dummies/support

    The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18

    The Bachelor Has To End - Episode 18

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    0:00 - Intro 3:26 - Would you rather? 7:35 - We were in a play 14:56 - Jon Gruden 25:40 - Would you rather? 27:21 - Merch coming soon! 28:43 - Overrated/Underrated/Accurate 37:51 - The Bachelor has to end 46:35 - Mike went to Culvers 49:52 - Would you rather? 52:28 - “You” Season 3 (No spoilers) 57:33 - Which came first? 1:01:15 - Do you close the door? 1:04:21 - Grocery Carrying? 1:08:29 - Would you rather? 1:11:48 - Hypothetical question 1:14:08 - Would you rather? 1:18:05 - Hooters 1:28:40 - WNBA 1:32:39 - Outro


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    • 1 hr 34 min
    Viva Viagra - Episode 17

    Viva Viagra - Episode 17

    Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro 1:27 - Fury vs Wilder 12:10 - Dave Chappelle 19:40 - Have you watched this? 21:54 - Spooky Season 25:35 - Would you Rather? 29:54 - Facebook is down 34:40 - The Rock is a rapper? 39:14 - Would you rather? 42:39 - Relatable 50:36 - You met who? 54:14 - He’s pregnant?? 57:42 - Mike is stupid 58: 55 - Tis the season 1:02:30 - Different perspectives 1:05:14 - Drake & Chris Brown sued 1:07:49 - Hangry 1:10:12 - Commercial Comedy 1:18:10 - Would you rather 1:21:57 - Outro


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    • 1 hr 23 min
    YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16

    YikYak and The McRib Are Back! - Episode 16

    Where to follow us and subscribe: www.crashdummiespodcast.com
    Join Our Patreon For Exclusive Content: https://www.patreon.com/crashdummies 0:00 - Intro
    3:30 - Urban Meyer
    7:53 - Squid Games
    15:10 - Lil Baby
    16:49 - Give me my money back
    19:14 - Roll the dice
    22:25 - Powerball Numbers
    24:20 - Plane crash
    26:50 - Yik Yak
    34:23 - Devious Acts
    36:56 - McRib is back
    38:30 - Spooky season
    44:19 - Walmart vs Target
    49:00 - Vaccinated
    1:03:18 - Superpowers
    1:06:11 - Scalp Lickers
    1:07:44 - Wanna get taller?
    1:10:08 - Dress up
    1:12:20 - Friend Zoned
    1:20:00 - Outro


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    • 1 hr 19 min
    You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15

    You Going To Jail Now - Episode 15

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    0:00 - Intro
    3:57 - Orcas and Sea Lions
    6:11 - Gabby Petito
    12:13 - Cancel Him
    15:25 - Fish McMuffin
    19:58 - American Eating
    24:03 - Prison Time for Money
    27:33 - Dumb Crimes
    28:45 - Kanye West Following People
    32:39 - Unwritten Rules
    41:09 - Girl Lyrics
    42:36 - WYR: Snakes and Bulls
    48:16 - This We Watched As Kids
    52:36 - Mike’s Story
    54:50 - Being Famous For The Wrong Thing
    01:03:29 - Pranks
    01:06:12 - The Rock
    01:08:46 - Drake Vs Michael Jackson
    01:16:16 - Singing Into a Fan
    01:18:07 - WYR: Jaw or Ankle
    01:19:06 - New iPhone
    01:22:10 - The View
    01:25:41- Outro

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    • 1 hr 27 min
    Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14

    Whose Kid is This? - Episode 14

    Where to buy "Thanks For The Ride": https://www.amazon.com/Thanks-Ride-Comedic-Short-Stories/dp/1098389298
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    0:00 - Intro
    4:11 - Lost Kid
    9:18 - Smart Kids
    12:22 - Parents are liars
    13:43 - NBA Old Heads
    18:51 - Time to Read
    20:34 - WYR (War Time)
    25:53 - Youngboy vs Nick Cannon
    29:55 - Celebrity Parents
    34:37 - Emoji Facts
    40:35 - Racing 90 Year Olds
    42:07 - Alien Encounter
    49:00 - Judging Your Shopping Carts
    51:11 - Walking Down a Long Hallway
    56:47 - Reddit WYR
    59:52 - School Days
    1:01:00 - Wedding Pics
    1:02:41 - Mandela Effect
    1:06:20 - Voice Acting
    1:08:26 - Outro

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    • 1 hr 9 min
    The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13

    The Things We’d Do For The Dollar - Episode 13

    Where to buy "Thanks For The Ride": https://www.amazon.com/Thanks-Ride-Comedic-Short-Stories/dp/1098389298
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    0:00 - intro 3:23 - 9/11 7:59 - Time to Read 9:42 - Family Reunion 11:07 - Fashion week 15:10 - WYR? 16:15 - Mike’s Story 21:30 - Sexy Maid 23:56 - Drivers Ed 29:49 - WYR? 30:52 - Door Man 32:08 - Coupons 35:03 - Super Cat 37:12 - Goats 42:42 - Top Chef 46:21 - Click Bait 49:14 - WYR? 51:13 - In da club 53:55 - WYR? 55:53 - Bees n Bears 59:26 - Library 1:02:05 - Bedtime 1:05:12 - WYR? 1:07:08 - WYR? 1:08:16 - Dinner with Jay Z 1:16:12 - Outro

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    • 1 hr 20 min

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