272 episodes

Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person on earth?  You're not alone.  Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity. 

Danish and O'Neill All Things Comedy

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Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person on earth?  You're not alone.  Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity. 

    Episode 269: Chair Jitsu

    Episode 269: Chair Jitsu

    We jump right in with the martial art that's taking over the nation, Chair Jitsu. Then we talk some Keith Raniere. After that we dig into a couple of animal stories that take a dark turn. It's a very spooky Halloween edition of the D&O.

    • 1 hr 28 min
    Episode 268: Alaskan Jews

    Episode 268: Alaskan Jews

    Danish opens up talking about a clip he randomly came across online. Then, a discussion about child trafficking breaks out. After that, we break down Bert Kreischer calling for people to say positive things about Tombone Morris. We talk about how that's not the right way to look at it and prove our point with some stories about the man, the myth, the moron. After that, we talk about a mountain lion stalking a jogger for six minutes (why didn't he just get a restraining order?!?). O'Neill tells a story of having a run-in with a bobcat. Danish talks about a guy running for office in Alaska: a Jewish bear killer. This gets us thinking about a great new TV show idea: Alaskan Jews. After, we try a new game: who would you rather have as your religious leader. It pits a dude who got a little cukcoo on a flight vs. a guy who got freaky inside the church. Lastly, we briefly talk about a show that was a big Halloween bust on Netflix.

    • 1 hr 41 min
    Episode 267: Geriatric Ninjas

    Episode 267: Geriatric Ninjas

    And it's another one (to quote Biggie Smalls). We start off with some light MMA talk. Even if MMA isn't your cup of tea, there's still a funny Mike Perry tidbit that will most likely tickle your fancy. O'Neill discusses why some people are upset with Chris Pratt (it's a REAL unfortunate set of circumstances). We then talk about how the Comedy Store doc failed to capture the true feel of the club (aka the late night shenanigans). Coming off our "Baby Shark" talk last week, a bunch of people sent in an article about some prison guards who got a little crazy with the song. Not cool, guys. Not cool. Then, it's just your average tale of a Russian reindeer herder who is almost killed via a sauna sneak attack. That story may bring you down, so after that, we discuss a geriatric ninja who's still got it. We wrap it up with one of the most heinous crimes we've ever discussed on the show. And put a bow on her cause this one's done.

    • 1 hr 29 min
    Episode 266: Potty-Mouthed Parrots

    Episode 266: Potty-Mouthed Parrots

    HEEEEELLO!!!!!! This episode opens up with Danish talking about a song baby Barb has been craving that is driving him insane. It turns to some talk of the youtube sensation of Blippi. Danish then details a strange thing he recently saw at the beach. Danish gives an update on the whole Doc Rivers/Paul George scenario. Spoiler: it's not a happy ending (literally or figuratively for Doc). O'Neill discusses an article he saw that discusses stigmas that bisexual people face. Then, it's on to the animal kingdom! In this instance, some parrots got a little crazy, a little too crazy, for some animal park in England. O'Neill came across a man who had some info on the famous and infamous mountain lion, P-22. After that, we talk about a French dude who's shocked that kindergartners could be scared of him because he's covered head to toe in tats and wears contacts that make his eyes appear all black. O'Neill talks about seeing Brody Stevens in Due Date. After that, we loop back around to the animal kingdom! And it's more mountain lion talk, as a pervy lion in San Fran enjoys peeping on the local children. How do you top that? I'll tell you: with a guy who OD'ed on black licorice (no joke...it's dangerous!).

    • 1 hr 31 min
    Episode 265: UFC's Best Nips w/Daddy Man Earl Skakel

    Episode 265: UFC's Best Nips w/Daddy Man Earl Skakel

    Big Earl is back, baby! As the title suggest, he ranks the best nipples in the UFC (men only, of course). He also tells us a story of a run-in with a celeb in hot yoga, and how he once got aroused during class because the teacher played with his ears. He talks about his budding Tik Tok career, and pitches us a bunch of jokes he's written (spoiler alert: they're all unreal!). If you like the movie Predator and Big Earl, then you definitely have to listen to this. If you don't, you have to listen to it. So, you have to listen to it either way, so JUST DO IT ALREADY!

    • 2 hr 5 min
    Episode 264: Toilet Snake

    Episode 264: Toilet Snake

    Danish opens this one up by talking about a story he hear about the UFC fighter, Jan Blachowicz. He also discusses a new problem in his neighborhood. O'Neill tells a story of a recent good deed he performed. Danish then describes a woman he sees on his family walks and how he thinks she's deteriorating mentally. THEN, you may want to get some tissues ready because this next part is a TEARJERKER! It will jerk those tears right out of your eyes. It's an article about how hard it is to be rich. And, it will make you so sad for these people. Then, it's a story of how eBay employees tried to exact revenge on a couple who was blogging negative things about the company. They take it to bizarre levels very quickly. After that, it's on to drunk monkeys causing havoc in India, or just one in particular. This thing went on a long reign of terror before being caught. Sticking with animals attacking, there's a story out of Thailand that is like the Jaws of going to the bathroom. It will never be the same. And then, it's some random miscellaneous items to wrap up the show. And, that's about it.

    • 1 hr 24 min

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