Carolyn & Merrin discuss the Dallas Stars, Fancy Stats, and general Hockey Shenanigans
Episode 135 (1.14.22) - Ocean's 17 by Stephanie Meyer
Finally, the end is here. Carolyn & Merrin review Twilight: Breaking Dawn pt 2. They talk high camp, Bob Newhart, Merrin pokes holes in the world building, and Carolyn is just happy to still be alive. Plus: Ranking all 5 Twilights, an actual movie you SHOULD watch, and how we're going to pick our next movie.
Episode 134 (12.13.21) - The One With the D*** of a Killer
The terror train continues down the tracks as Carolyn and Merrin are back for more Deep in the Heart of Twilight, a new series that (thankfully) can only possibly have one more entry. Is that one too many? (Yes, yes it is.) Carolyn & Merrin discuss vampire erections and more instances of Stephanie Meyer's epic failures as an author. Carolyn plans a wedding, Merrin has story time, and they both recommend better things to watch. Trigger warnings for body horror pertaining to pregnancy throughout the episode, but we start going in depth around minute 40.
Ep 133 (10.18.21) - The One with No Backstory
Well, it's time for part three of Deep in the Heart of Twilight, just in time for Halloween! Can this series get any worse? (Spoiler: Yes. Yes it can.) Carolyn & Merrin dissect more red flags, more bizarre vampire biology, and more inexplicable actions by Bella, Edward, and Jake. Someone achieves character growth, and you'll never guess who! And what does Andrew Lloyd Weber have to do with any of this? It's time to pick your own apocalypse.
Ep 132 (9.12.21) - The One with Chekov's Metaphor
We regret to inform you that it is another Deep in the Heart of Twilight episode. This time Carolyn & Merrin tackle Twilight: New Moon, the second movie in what appears to be a never ending series. More vampires, more werewolves, more glaring red flags. Can we find anything we liked about this movie? Listen and see!
Ep 131 (8.21.21) - The One that's Team Charlie
Carolyn & Merrin continue to not talk about Hockey, but do want to keep talking, so instead, it's a DHH special episode! Twilight: It's bad. But is it as bad as the Dallas Stars will be this coming season? How many red flags do we find? Are there any redeeming qualities for this film?
Sometimes you just have to pivot.
Ep 130 (3.7.2021) - The One that Doesn't Eat People
Everything is terrible! Well, not today, Satan!
It's the first-ever All Happy Things episode! That's right, no Stars, no Stats, only feel-good shenanigans. Join Carolyn and Merrin as they talk about pie, cute animals, dragons, nomads, and so much more. Is a muffin a bread? Only time will tell!
Great for fans of all teams
I added the Stars to my favorite teams spot recently and this is a wonderful podcast that does a great job both contextualizing events and having thoughtful discussions. Can’t wait to follow the show during the 19-20 season.
Great Stars Cast
This is not only my favorite Stars cast; it is also my favorite sports podcast!!! It’s the right amount of shenanigans and analysis. I love the two hosts. It makes me very happy, and I think all Stars fans should listen to it!
Let’s Do That Hockey
These two say what you’re thinking and have the stats to back it up. Humorous and knowledgeable, this is my favorite place to find Stars analysis.