210 episodes

Once described as if D&D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.

Dire Weasels: A real(ish) play 5e Dungeons and Dragons podcast Dire Weasels Inc.

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    • 4.9 • 69 Ratings

Once described as if D&D and Cards Against Humanity had a baby. That seems fairly close.

    4 Hour Talk Thing Part 2

    4 Hour Talk Thing Part 2

    Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the second half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;)

    Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes.

    • 1 hr 29 min
    4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1

    4 Hour Talk Thing Part 1

    Here's a non-canonical episode for you! We talk for 4 hours but this is just the first half! It's only John, Mollie & Kaleigh so if you only listen for Forrest and/or Ivana, you can skip this one ;)
    Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

    • 2 hr 14 min
    Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode!

    Episode 151 - It's a Dire Weasels Episode!

    Thank Crystal Light for Marc, it's a Direweasels Episode from 2019!
     
    Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

    • 1 hr 29 min
    Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened.

    Episode 150 - It's still 2019. You can pretend 2020 never happened.

    Our in-house chronomancer has brought us back to a time before global pandemic! It's kind of a relaxing listen to be honest.
     
     
    Thanks for tuning in, we hope your 2020 is going as well as it can. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our twitter @direweasels to harass us to release episodes and our patreon to make us do weird things.

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good

    Episode 149 - This Episode is Really Good

    I promised i totally listened to it at some point but honestly, who decided that ME posting episodes was a good idea?!
     
     
    Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

    • 1 hr 53 min
    Episode 148 - Giving Back

    Episode 148 - Giving Back

    Looks like the gang has been called up to the principal's office...i mean mayor! Hey did you know that the City of Inglewood's mayor is named James Butts?! THAT'S RIGHT! There's a Mayor Butts! Any ways, we kinda do stuff?? I meant well, i swear!
     
    Thanks for tuning in, we hope your hearing hasn't suffered terribly. Ivana, @arcanevice, is the intoxicated train conductor, trying terribly to stay on the rails. Mollie, @MollieMM9, is just trying to enjoy her dang beer. John, @absurdistKolbold, is sighing heavily with disappointment and Forrest, @walk6070, is a hunk of burnin' love. Kaleigh, @kleeeee is cronching on some protein. Don't forget to rate us on iTunes if you like us and check out our patreon to make us do weird things.

    • 1 hr 49 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
69 Ratings

69 Ratings

jonny bubbles ,

These guys...

OK I’m going to try dictating this whole review by voice the dire weasels are very good and Cody does a great job of the Emming and Ivana is hilarious and John is hilarious and forest is hilarious and Molly is hilarious and all the other people in the show or who have been part of the show are also hilarious. This show should be listen to by everybody and. I’m pretty sure I left a review for them on my personal account but this is my work account so I guess don’t read my email address out loud I don’t know if you can I guess OK love you guys bye

Obliteratous ,

Worth the wait

Admittedly the first few episodes are rough, they are HYSTERICAL, but the crew needed time to figure it out. They quickly get it together and shift DMs, while John did do a good job I think Josh is the harsher DM they need! Good work so far and I can’t wait to get caught up!

Michigan Marauder ,

Audio ointment

Really scratches that itch. You know the one.

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