303 episodes

Over 16 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

Distorted View Daily Tim Henson

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 863 Ratings

Over 16 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.

    Scrambling Eggs In Your Ass

    Scrambling Eggs In Your Ass

    On Today’s Show:







    Introduction

    0:00.292





    More Meade Posts

    2:17.607





    Asians Are Magical Africans?

    11:06.064





    Youtard David The Brown Dick’ed Unicorn

    17:10.180





    Every American Should Own A Nuke Or Two

    19:19.132





    Scrambling Eggs In Your Ass

    23:20.240





    Sign Up For The Sideshow!

    26:33.757





    The Gorilla Glue Hairspray Woman Is Losing Her Hair

    28:02.619





    The Big Business Of Selling Dirt To Idiots

    31:51.577





    McDonald’s Employee Received Beef In Her Buns

    37:08.446





    Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

    39:07.952







     

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    • 48 min
    Human Skin Leather Shoes

    Human Skin Leather Shoes

    On Today’s Show:







    Introduction

    0:00.000





    1000 Pound Sister Update

    1:48.307





    Tapping A Cows Stomach To Let Out The Farts

    12:12.835





    Let’s Switch Up The Racism! Black People Hate Whites

    16:13.237





    A Surstromming Puke A Thon

    22:09.941





    Become A True And Honorable Freak Today

    25:48.738





    Human Skin Leather – Another PETA Stunt

    27:10.301





    Banning Greeting Cards With Monkeys Depicted

    29:53.910





    Don’t Load Ammunition Into The Toaster Oven

    32:25.169





    Botched Laser Treatment Leaves Woman Disfigured

    34:36.469





    Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

    37:49.777









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    Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) 

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    • 48 min
    Ugly Looking Fecal Matter

    Ugly Looking Fecal Matter

    On Today’s Show:







    Introduction

    0:00.000





    Good To Be Back!

    2:37.591





    Meade Skelton Thinks Pretty People Produce Glorious S***s

    3:18.001





    IRL Streamer Gets Trolled At A Bar

    10:29.717





    Painful National Anthem

    15:25.155





    When You Leave A Sexy Voicemail To The Wrong Person

    17:55.189





    Livestreaming A Domestic Situation

    21:32.008





    Sign Up For The Sideshow!

    25:19.607





    A Gun Went Off Inside A Woman’s Vagina

    26:41.753





    Getting The Church’s Clarification On Incest

    31:06.031





    Stripping For The Elderly And Grabbing Testicles

    36:14.056





    Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

    39:13.851







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    Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) 

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    • 47 min
    Never Go Full Squirt- Best Of

    Never Go Full Squirt- Best Of

    On Today’s Show:

    It’s a best of show for your Thanksgiving weekend.

    Black Friday Sideshow Deals Are Live! Click Here To Become a True And Honorable Freak Now!

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    • 44 min
    Gravy Nog And Cuntberry Sauce – Thanksgiving 2021

    Gravy Nog And Cuntberry Sauce – Thanksgiving 2021

    On Today’s Show:

    Happy Thanksgiving, Freaks!

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    Great Big Pete And Vlad Do Prank Calls: Great Big Pranks Podcast

    Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) 

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    • 34 min
    Muscular Watermelon Meat

    Muscular Watermelon Meat

    On Today’s Show:







    Introduction

    0:00.000





    Double Vaxxed And Dealing With Shit

    1:37.622





    Thanksgiving Week On DV

    5:54.530





    Paying A Teen To Take The Fall For Your Racist Posts

    6:43.142





    Father-To-Be Acts Like A Baby In The Hospital

    17:01.336





    Your Ladies Muscular Watermelon Meat

    20:33.437





    Meade Skelton: Vampire Huntress

    24:30.660





    Just Wait Until Black Friday, I Guess.

    27:05.454





    Waving Your Dick Over Candy

    27:30.648





    Jerking Off At The Walmart Porn Kiosk

    32:10.786





    Trying To Run Over The Little Girl You Impregnated

    36:08.499





    Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

    39:28.062







    Contact LVL80CatLady About Secret Santa – @LVL80CATLADY on Twitter

    Great Big Pete And Vlad Do Prank Calls: Great Big Pranks Podcast

    Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) 

    Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories

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    • 49 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
863 Ratings

863 Ratings

BigBobTheBear ,

Wonderful audio stupidity!

Lives up to it’s distorted moniker. Fantastically stupid show with a little bit of this and a lil bit of that. Not meant for the easily offended, but if you have a sense of humor and can shut off your conscience briefly, you will love it!

PincheMundo ,

Coming out

I think I’m coming out and it’s all thanks to Tim

missamber2909 ,

Love.

Had me at pillow squirter. Keep doin you boo boo.

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