29 min

Do Not Disturb A B*tch, I'm Busy‪.‬ Triggered

    • Self-Improvement

We’re BACK! With new wet ’n’ juicy intel on how to be your most effective #workfromhome self, all considered. You’re doing a great job already babe, after all… you’re still alive & you haven’t died of boredom yet. But with things getting weirder by the sec, we wanted to give you the 411 on how you can work from home for the long-hall, without spending 6 out of 8 of those hours picking your face in the mirror, daydreaming, scrolling, and wandering off for wanks at lunch. Enough is enough. Our top tips on how to fix up your work (from home) ethic... include how to set up a routine that’s mostly play, with a little bit of work dashed in, you know, just for fun. Here’s how we’re doing it, but be warned, this minisode is packed with much, more more:


Be a savage, add your lunch break in your work diary as an out-of-office.
Leave your phone in the kitchen while you’re working. Do not disturb a b*tch, she's busy.
Just like how you put on primer before foundation, you need to prep & prime for your day in the same way, before it even begins. We'll show you how.
Take sh*t tons of breaks, and when it feels excessive, take more.
Realise that anyone who’s making out they have their productive sh*t together is lying and social media is fake news.
BONUS: Here’s the priming exercise that China does to get her more fired up for the day than a slap to the face from Cole Sprouse’s d*ck.

We’re BACK! With new wet ’n’ juicy intel on how to be your most effective #workfromhome self, all considered. You’re doing a great job already babe, after all… you’re still alive & you haven’t died of boredom yet. But with things getting weirder by the sec, we wanted to give you the 411 on how you can work from home for the long-hall, without spending 6 out of 8 of those hours picking your face in the mirror, daydreaming, scrolling, and wandering off for wanks at lunch. Enough is enough. Our top tips on how to fix up your work (from home) ethic... include how to set up a routine that’s mostly play, with a little bit of work dashed in, you know, just for fun. Here’s how we’re doing it, but be warned, this minisode is packed with much, more more:


Be a savage, add your lunch break in your work diary as an out-of-office.
Leave your phone in the kitchen while you’re working. Do not disturb a b*tch, she's busy.
Just like how you put on primer before foundation, you need to prep & prime for your day in the same way, before it even begins. We'll show you how.
Take sh*t tons of breaks, and when it feels excessive, take more.
Realise that anyone who’s making out they have their productive sh*t together is lying and social media is fake news.
BONUS: Here’s the priming exercise that China does to get her more fired up for the day than a slap to the face from Cole Sprouse’s d*ck.

29 min