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It can be hard to be a hero, but it is harder to ignore those cries for help while going to the local tavern. Twice a month, join Tim, Julie, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli as they run around ruining whatever story Sean has made ahead of time. Whether you are new to tabletop podcasts or a tried and true hardcore gamer, you should enjoy the team sitting down, sharing a drink and a good time while killing owlbears and arguing about the cost of TRex jerky.

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It can be hard to be a hero, but it is harder to ignore those cries for help while going to the local tavern. Twice a month, join Tim, Julie, Kyle, Joe, Kumar, Jon, and Alli as they run around ruining whatever story Sean has made ahead of time. Whether you are new to tabletop podcasts or a tried and true hardcore gamer, you should enjoy the team sitting down, sharing a drink and a good time while killing owlbears and arguing about the cost of TRex jerky.

    Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 2: Carolus Whispers

    Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 2: Carolus Whispers

    • 40 min
    Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 1: Deadbeats and Dragons

    Valentines Day 2020 Special Part 1: Deadbeats and Dragons

    We start another adventure run by Tim in the content to the east of our main story! We get introduced to characters in this exciting adventure including Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar (Hope you didn’t strain yourself thinking up that combo Kumar! - Sean the DM) , Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Stealing Kyle’s patron Mot the Infected Calf, he is not happy about that but I don’t care. I am now the first multi-class character!), Dragon-Joe Barb-cock Dragonborn Barbarian (this name is literal) , Daj-jal the Half-orc Rouge (our first edgelord!) with Kyle just sitting around talking shit. Daj-jal seems shocked to learn that Bibitty is a sexist pervert and Crunchy is stoned out of his mind. Dragon Joe tries to run from a previous paramour. They find a way to escape that leads them to a turtle that is… hopeful (Don’t Call Us Heroes: making fun of both sides (TM) ) Lets see how this group of friend look for their objective.

    For the record it was Chinese New Year at time of recording, we know its not when this episode airs.

    Credits:

    Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!

    Main Special Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - roll that beautiful love footage take 4" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

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    • 55 min
    Ep 25: Stuck In The Middle With Gnome

    Ep 25: Stuck In The Middle With Gnome

    So…. there are a few things going on this episode… this gets dark… like super dark. Like these players are f****d up dark! So I guess regular players but people new to dnd wont know that. Think a mix of Reservoir Dogs and Inglorious Bastards all in one. Kamilla also is keeping an eye out while team tourtu…. I mean interrogates the prisoners. Tim pisses off the DM Sean in a very familiar way. … And I also do a great DM kindness to the players…. i mean i could have been a real dick here but I was fair. I hope they remember that in a few months when shit gets real…. well… you will see….

    - Sean the DM.

    Credits:

    Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!

    Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

    Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

    And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on the Facebook, the Twitter, and the Instagram because we are lonely and need friends! And remember to rate us as it doesn’t hurt!

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    • 57 min
    Ep 24: The Gnomes, The Hedgehog, and the Moon

    Ep 24: The Gnomes, The Hedgehog, and the Moon

    Seb gets a sniper hit right off the bat and Sean the DM must explain a rule of permadeath. (If you drop into negative health the total of your max HP, you’re making a new character. Wait…. are those 5E rules or am I stealing them from another edition or game? Doesn’t matter, its in our world now because we like it. And I am not even sure these guys know there are resurrection options but I am sure they will figure it out at some point.) Seriously, Joe is really upset that specific character from the 4th of July special last year didn’t make it. Tim talks to a hedgehog and learns that you have to be specific with talking to animals. The team get beat down by rifle fire as they react accordingly. Si the elf priestess lets her feelings about Tim’s character be known. We also find out where these attackers are from and the heroes hint to torture not being off the table…

    - Sean the DM.

    Also, they are not a sponsor but they are a company that we really like, Shout out to Dirt Cheap Dungeons! Check out their affordable dungeon building items at: https://www.dirtcheapdungeons.com/ and follow them on twitter @DCDungeons , And remember: They aren’t paying us so we don’t have to say shit, we just choose to! Look for us using their items for a special recordings later this year!

    Credits:

    Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!

    Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

    Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

    And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

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    • 38 min
    Ep 23: I DECLARE VENGEANCE!

    Ep 23: I DECLARE VENGEANCE!

    The team runs from Whisky Row. They talk about the Red Oaks and how Tepid’s vision means they must stop them at all costs. While walking The Eggzile makes a choice that alters the course of the rest of his life and possibly afterlife. Admiral Souldrinker takes a little nap and the rest of the team must just to action! But who are theses people that seem to have amazing aim? I’m not telling!

    - Sean the DM.

    Credits:

    Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

    Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    "Angevin" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/.

    Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

    And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

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    • 37 min
    Ep 22: Escape From Whisky Row

    Ep 22: Escape From Whisky Row

    Tepid gets a vision of great evil in the land as he tries to convinces everyone of the vision he had. Seb and Carolus jump into action to save the day! Unnamed (aka blankie) gets bored and wonders off to get a job as well as Kamilla looking for drugs. Eggzile starts some shit with some orcs and Tepid turns into an octopus.... again. I mean…. this town was supposed to last 20 minutes…. these assholes ignore major characters, plot points, and important items but hey…. lets spend 3 episodes in a town of 7 people! I’m sorry. I am tired. I shouldn’t be venting to you. Just… just enjoy the episode while I drink and cry. At least these guys really do have to escape from Whisky Row and talked to the locals for info. I’ll take that win. - Sean the DM.

    Credits:

    Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

    Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

    Thank you to Freesound.org for SFX used under Creative Commons 0 license unless otherwise listed. Please support the posters there as they are doing this out of the kindness of their hearts.

    And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

    Twitter:

    @DcuHshow

    #DCUH

    https://www.instagram.com/dcuhpodcast

    • 59 min

Customer Reviews

kbets333 ,

Highly recommend!!!

These guys are crazy funny! It’s a must listen!

Jameson669 ,

Great Podcast

These guys make me laugh every episode and the each of the cast brings something unique to the table. I always get excited when a new episode comes out!

JBack76 ,

Funny and Entertaining

Even if you are not a Fan of D&D this group is entertaining to listen to..... even when they are doing nothing else than seeing how far they can push the DM before he cracks...

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