Don't Call Us Heroes: A Tabletop RPG Adventure Windy City Dice Boyz

Here’s another St Patty’s day! Or should I say happy St Hass-el-hoff day in this world! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

The heroes start their day as they do every year, but there is a twist! An old foe returns and new forces show themselves. Also there is a beaver. Tim is already drunk too so this is going to be a ride!

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Crunchy Do-Gooder who is a Human Fighter played by Kumar,

Bibitty Bumble the Gnomish Fighter/Warlock played by Sean (Another Warlock of Mot the Infected Calf),

Reginald Cost: A warlock by Bill that we think is an elf,

Urlok the Epik the Half-orc Fighter by Joe,

and Jay-Soon the small Penguin Passeri Archer by Jason



Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work as usual!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 -Generic Dance of the Vegan Ogres" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Dumb Idea No 1_alternate reality take 2" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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Its spooky season once again time! We follow the Heroes of Pumpkinfest (aka Knights of the Indigo Rose) as they continue their vaguely spooky adventures with the noble lady Nicholette for another Pumpkinfest!

In the first episode of this special, our heroes are rewarded with a special trip! They are going to be headed to the Gnomish City of Skyfall! While there they will run into interesting characters, be offered the chance to spend gold, and encounter a scenario that breaks Tim completely. And a special surprise at the end of the episode.

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Risssssssk Korth (Kumar) a lizardfolk fighter that sees other races as meat played by Kumar,

Obsidian Mudclot (Joe) a dwarf fighter with a clockwork shotgun who’s volume is turned up to 12

Shoal Lusteen (Tim) a Human who claims to follow some god called Bainé

and Ayges (our special guest star Jesus Gonzalez), a Sorcerer, a custom race called the Kupra Soldato (artificial race made by humans in the great human civil war) who is a necromancer and calls organics “Oxygen Breathers”.

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Intro "halloween special 2019 - DumbIdeaNo1" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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Welcome to the first main episode of the main storyline of Season 2. Naturally the virus messed up a lot of our plans but we attempted to record remotely despite technical issues. We apologize for the limited quality but most of us have better mics after this recording. We also have a guest listener with us as Bill joins us to spend the night listening to our drunk asses. We briefly recap what happened last time (and it works well to recap everyone) as one of our members is late joining us. We talk about all the possible couples so far including the Unnamed Solder and Si, Seb and the Mayor, and Kamila and Betty’s budding romance. They are reminded that they have special stone dwarven guns unlike anything seen in the world before.

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

The Unnamed Solder: a human fighter played by Kumar,

Tepid the Pond: a gnome druid played by Tim,

The Eggzile: a Passeri (bird person) paladin played by Joe,

Seb: a Maokato (cat person) bard played by Jon,

Carolus: A dark elf warlock played by Kyle,

and Kamila: A tiefling ranger played by Alli,

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon Brown for their great work!

Main Theme "Dumb Idea No 1 - No Glitter" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

As soon as victory is in reach, one act… one joke… one smart ass move…. puts the entire mission near the edge of failure. Tim has warned the team throughout the special that their actions are unrestricted and they will have consequences. Sean has no charges left on his Daggers of Corruption and cannot turn back time anymore. They will have to use every skill and learned dnd rule to win the day and get the Crown Jewels to Thunk the Chooozen to make this Bugbear the true king of Ungland and ally to MÜR’IKA! The odds to victory are stacked against them all, and the Ring-Wrym who is a fungal dragon is out for blood…

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar,

Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean,

Reginald Cost: an Elf Warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill

and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do.

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

Tim creates lore problems with the newest NPC who can see in the past, present and future at the same time. Joe goes murder hobo… again… and thanks to Sean the DM as a player, avoids consequences. More Morbius jokes are made despite them not being funny anymore at the time of recording while showing that most of the Windy City Dice Boyz don’t know their Dr Whos. They make their way to the castle of the Fungal Dragon for the next part of the adventure to reach their goal. With 2 rogues I am sure they will be stealthy!

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar,

Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean,

Reginald Cost: an Elf Warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill

and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do.

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

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It is time for another 4th of July special! Join our group on the continent next door called Demor Gaulando; a land that is not so different than where our main heroes dwell but is full of adventure.

After a good night’s sleep (and numerous derailments) and a quick retcon (don’t drink and DnD kids), the team meets with a familiar face…. the Goblin Master of Whispers, Smorgules Mulligan! Smorgules gives them info and a starting point. They will have to go around town and get info and items for their plan. Reginald also tries to work his side hustle. What is the worst that could happen!

The Gallery of Non-Heroes:

Jimmy of Oreathal Half-Elf Rogue played by Kumar,

Jonny Wicker the Elf Rogue played by Sean,

Reginald Cost: an elf warlock that states he is only a merchant played by Bill

and Mr Marston Jr. (Fully taken over by Mr Marston’s dead spirit):a human ranger played by Joe

Credits:

Thank you to Jesus Gonzalez and Jon for their great work!

Tim did the flute music for the intro. Its the national anthem but done as well as someone who hasn’t played in 16 years can do.

Credit Music: "Freaky Theme_longer" Used with permission By Jesus Gonzalez Site: theweatherdespots.wordpress.com

And please visit us for updates and more at www.dcuhshow.com and look us up on facebook because we are lonely and need friends!

Twitter:

@DcuHshow

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