68 episodes

A podcast with one rule, this comedy podcast attempts to bring you laughs and thought provoking commentary in a terribly organized art form. But the conversations are real, the laughs are frequent, and the host's rage is very realistically fueled by people who put ranch on pizza. This is Don't Embarrass Yourself, Enjoy!

Dont Embarrass Yourself Malcolm Xavier

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 26 Ratings

A podcast with one rule, this comedy podcast attempts to bring you laughs and thought provoking commentary in a terribly organized art form. But the conversations are real, the laughs are frequent, and the host's rage is very realistically fueled by people who put ranch on pizza. This is Don't Embarrass Yourself, Enjoy!

    Malcolm Killed Lou In The Bubble

    Malcolm Killed Lou In The Bubble

    We discuss if a women's No No Square can be too tight, would you be mad if someone stole 10K from you, won 10M, and then gave the 10K back, and then we got distracted by a basketball conversation

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    Malcolm @Silk_Gawd
    Bryan @BeeTwoTimes
    Lou @SkipToMyLouTube
    Keely @Val_Hallen
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    • 1 hr
    Do Women Squirt Egg Yolk

    Do Women Squirt Egg Yolk

    Malcolm, Lou, and Bryan discuss what women's squirt is made of, how sheepskin condoms are made, and lint getting stuck in men's urethra

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    Lou @SkipToMyLouTube
    Bryan @BeeTwoTimes
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    • 1 hr 6 min
    Can You Take Home Someone Boring? (Bonus)

    Can You Take Home Someone Boring? (Bonus)

    Malcolm, Bryan, Rob, Marquis, Jordan, and Mari discuss women who DM men only about sex the way men do women, what you say to pick up someone at the club, and if you could be attracted to a boring person

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    Malcolm @Silk_Gawd
    Bryan @BeeTwoTimes
    Rob @freshie2smooth_
    Jordan @ChongsUniverse
    Mari @Marizinaye
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    • 55 min
    From One Night Stand to Uber Pool?

    From One Night Stand to Uber Pool?

    Malcolm, Bryan, and Lou talk about what you would do if a woman called you an Uber BEFORE sex, if a relationship is over after a woman denies a proposal, rompers for men, and how you would celebrate not being the father on Maury

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    Malcolm @Silk_Gawd
    Lou @SkipToMyLouTube
    Bryan @BeeTwoTimes
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    • 1 hr 8 min
    Why Cant I Date Your Friend?

    Why Cant I Date Your Friend?

    We discuss why women wont allow men that they have rejected to talk to their friends and why do men cheat with uglier women. 

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    Malcolm @Silk_Gawd
    Bryan @BeeTwoTimes
    Jas @Only_Lachelle
    Tami @Tami_Am_A_Rebel
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    • 1 hr 22 min
    Club Restrooms Be Lit?

    Club Restrooms Be Lit?

    We discuss the difference between the women's and men's experience in club restrooms,  a tv show idea where random napping people wake up in the same room, and the fact that Ellie be liking porn on Twitter.

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    Malcolm @Wing_Gawd
    Jasmine @Only_Lachelle
    Ashton @FinallyFamace
    Ellie @Gabbizilla_
    Tashan @TimmyWinnin
    Bri @BriBlazing 
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    • 1 hr 15 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
26 Ratings

26 Ratings

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