4 episodes

Ever ask yourself... Why don't people tell more WTF stories? Why don't people tell more embarrassing stories? The stories that people gather around a campfire, or in the middle of a bar with a beer in one hand to tell. Those stories! Well... I made that content come to life! Don't Spray Yourself Podcast is all about stories that made one person look completely stupid, or as we call it... "They Sprayed Themselves." This podcast is ONLY released on Hump Days with humorous stories, sarcasm, and a HUMPING, BUMPING, DAMN GOOD TIME!!

Don't Spray Yourself‪!‬ Gavin (Bison)

    • Comedy
    • 3.4 • 5 Ratings

Ever ask yourself... Why don't people tell more WTF stories? Why don't people tell more embarrassing stories? The stories that people gather around a campfire, or in the middle of a bar with a beer in one hand to tell. Those stories! Well... I made that content come to life! Don't Spray Yourself Podcast is all about stories that made one person look completely stupid, or as we call it... "They Sprayed Themselves." This podcast is ONLY released on Hump Days with humorous stories, sarcasm, and a HUMPING, BUMPING, DAMN GOOD TIME!!

    Hot Cross Buns and A Holy Schwenker!!

    Hot Cross Buns and A Holy Schwenker!!

    For this episode of the "Don't Spray Yourself" Podcast, Gavin discusses the one most embarrassing stories in his life. Some would ask what was he thinking? Some would ask, was he drunk? Some might even say... HOW and WHY? The only people that did what he did would be employed at a strip club, strip tease company, or even making good on a bet from their friends. But no, Gavin was too young for any of that and not the cute young age either. Did Gavin lose his mind, or did someone see something they should not of?! 

    • 16 min
    MANA-OH-POOP!!

    MANA-OH-POOP!!

    For this episode of the "Don't Spray Yourself" Podcast, Gavin takes a trip back 10 years ago when he was 18 years of age. The age where boys become men, or that is what they say anyways... The age where you can buy cigarettes, go into Adult Sex Stores, or even buy your first Playboy magazine. The same magazine that you still hide from your mother because it's still embarrassing that you bought it. Well, a man was nowhere to be found in this story off the shore in Boca Raton, Flordia. Did Gavin take a step into manhood or poop the bed?! 

    • 23 min
    Tinder Date Goes FULL "Karen"

    Tinder Date Goes FULL "Karen"

    For this episode of the "Don't Spray Yourself" Podcast, Gavin takes a deep dive into Tinder matches gone wrong. One Tinder date that goes FULL "Karen" all over some drunken miscommunication, and the other could not get over the soccer mom car that was my vehicle of choice. Both stories will be a nightmare forever but also live in the history books of this podcast... Cause "Ladies, you sprayed yourself!"

    • 23 min
    Bagels Don't Do Sh*t!!

    Bagels Don't Do Sh*t!!

    For the FIRST EVER episode of the "Don't Spray Yourself" Podcast, Gavin takes a deep dive into a story that left him with a hatred for bagels and a mother that won't EVER live the story down. Yes, that is right! Gavin tells a ridiculous story about his own mother and how she thought a bagel could solve all the problems. She was wrong, of course. Listen in to how Gavin's own mother looks stupid or as we like to call it... "Mother, you sprayed yourself!"  

    • 19 min

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