Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers

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Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers

Join hosts Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway every week as they answer your questions and teach you how to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers!

  1. Episode 200 - Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers Forever

    09/05/2023

    Episode 200 - Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers Forever

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the final episode! We didn't do this for the money, Greg likes chaos, Kane tells Greg about the racist Spider-Man fan film, there's more horrible people now than there has ever been, and a listener sent in a ChatGPT episode of Joe Rogan interviewing Greg and Kane. Also, What Does This Meme?, A listener sends in her own meme from her new book, we read a bunch of thank you's and updates from listeners, the guys are finally united on the sandwich debate, Greg talks about his TV show, Kane talks about first joining the podcast, Matthew McConaughey has entered the self help space, we can't all talk it out, maybe DTBFF was all a dream, Kane talks about dating Rayna Greenberg, and Pat closes out What Does This Meme? with a Real Man Quote. The guys compare the last episode of DTBFF to the last episode of Seinfeld, Elaine is kind of a Karen, Pat shares some of his final thoughts, the guys share the name of the new show and for the last time, advise you to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    1h 6m
  2. Episode 199 - The Devil Is A Short King

    08/29/2023

    Episode 199 - The Devil Is A Short King

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's the penultimate episode, Greg's guns look big on camera, Kane survived the hurricane in San Diego and celebrated his birthday by doing three sets, eating ice cream and watching 24, Greg is an empty nester, a listener wants to know if he should try to reach out to his kids, and Kane gets pissed off. Also, What Does This Meme?, Taylor Swift is a secret closet fan of the podcast, Greg's girls don't love the name of the new show, the guys hate the new Willy Wonka trailer, Kane hates it when people call themselves an empath, Greg searched for actual good memes, and the devil loves crafts. Pat and Kane have painted nails, in Reddit Remix it's, "I jokingly agreed to let my best friend give my husband a BJ if he lost weight", and Greg loses interest. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    50 min
  3. Episode 198 - Can You Just...

    08/22/2023

    Episode 198 - Can You Just...

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are coming at you from the studio at All Things Comedy, blocking is just a button, Kane brought the question bowl from his live comedy/advice show, "Going Dutch", women are horny, self fulfilling prophecies are real, you can't plan spontaneity, you've been ghosted after three unreplied texts, taking a vacation together too early in the relationship can ruin things, Kane tries to fight a mugger in France, dating your son's teacher isn't a good idea,  Greg is a solid medium, and Amiira's love language is "stay away from me". Also, What Does This Meme?, the cartoon version of the theme song returns, Greg's body is kitchen sized, the end of this segment will bring great relief, there are so many memes about how Greg is a terrible name, we 'love' a quote plastered on a picture of a lion, Pat brings a trio of bad quotes, and Greg isn't effortless. Kane brings a couple date ideas to the show, you have to create combustion, Bill Maher is a dick and a rudimentary comedian, and in Reddit Remix it's "Am I the as*hole for asking my sister what the f*ck she expected to happen at her sh*tshow of a bachelorette party?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    1 hr
  4. Episode 197 - Welcome To The F*ck Box

    08/15/2023

    Episode 197 - Welcome To The F*ck Box

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back in studio at All Things Comedy, we've got a huge announcement about the show, Greg and Pat are going to do Kane's Going Dutch show in San Diego, Pat made a punk rock mix for Greg, who wants to see one of Pat's bands open for Taylor Swift, Kane doesn't like it when Greg and Pat bond, Too Hot To Handle is the most puritanical show on TV, and a listener sent us a question for the show written by ChatGPT. The death metal version of the What Does This Meme? theme returns, Kane thinks Greg and Pat cut their sandwiches like simps, and Greg helped Kane snap out of the things that were holding him down. A listener wants to know if long, polished nails are important to guys, in Reddit Remix it's, "Am I the as*hole for wanting my girlfriend to get labiaplasty?", and if you are so inclined, stick around after the outro music for a track from one of Pat's bands, Family Secrets - Dead Laughter, discussed at the top of the episode. Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    1h 10m
  5. Episode 196 - Just Tell The Nearest Adult

    08/09/2023

    Episode 196 - Just Tell The Nearest Adult

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg has always been Greg, it's hat day at DTBFF, the guys are bored with Too Hot To Handle, the guys get two letters from listeners, one who didn't listen to their advice and one who did, the guys don't need to be right, block everybody, and Kane reads a story that is both inspirational and insane. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg isn't sure he understands words and Kane doesn't feel like a lion in armor. A listener sends in something about the best bite of a meal and Pat has strong feelings about it, Kane posts up at the shrimp bowl, and in Reddit Remix it's, "Am I the assh*le for keeping a picture of myself over the mantle?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    46 min
  6. Episode 195 - I Will Never Be A Slave To A Sandwich

    08/01/2023

    Episode 195 - I Will Never Be A Slave To A Sandwich

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is the worst name, the guys all love the Barbie movie, Greg recommends The Other Two and had ChatGPT write his book bio, Pat reads a list of signs that indicate your relationship won't last, and keeping score in a relationship is always terrible. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener sends a bunch of Real Man Quotes-y memes from Luke Guy, Greg is a lack of empath, Bing is bad at job, and Greg loves hustlers. Kane gets a nice message from a listener about the passing of his cat Griffey, and in Reddit Remix, it's "Am I the assh*ole for telling my 40 year old friend he's too old for college parties and is a creep?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    1h 1m
  7. Episode 194 - He Beds Them Then Beheads Them

    07/25/2023

    Episode 194 - He Beds Them Then Beheads Them

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Kane sets the pace, Pat would still get up early as a millionaire, Greg saw Barbie and Oppenheimer for his birthday, Tom Cruise reminds you he's crazy, Pat quits smoking weed, Greg likes to cry at the movies, Kane's dad thinks astronauts are gay, and a listener needs advice after finding an earring that isn't hers at her boyfriend's apartment. Also, What Does This Meme?, Greg loves all memes and a good pickup line, the guys aren't thrilled with the Timothee Chalamet Wonka movie trailer, a listener sends in a new dating app idea, Greg has been the bad guy in other people's story, and don't worry about your future self. Kane has another Going Dutch show coming up and in Reddit Remix it's "Am I the assh*le for taking an embarrassing sticker off my boyfriend's luggage?" Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    42 min
  8. Episode 193 - Hey Jonah, No One Cares

    07/18/2023

    Episode 193 - Hey Jonah, No One Cares

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, Greg is Back! The guys bag on The Bachelorette's Brayden, Kane has a realization about San Diego, Kane is done making friends, Greg and Kane can't wait to see the Barbie movie, Pat reads from a Buzzfeed list of things that turn people off when dating, you can't just have a boat, Greg is watching Swiping America, The Bachelor is responsible for trauma dumping on dates, and Kane doesn't want to hear about your divorced parents. Also, What Does This Meme?, Kane starts us off with a good one, Greg is loving Jack White's recent social media post, and Greg wishes he could fire meme creators. The guys discuss the Jonah Hill situation and if you glean anything positive from his messages, you shouldn't be allowed around people Join the DTBFF Discord here You can find video versions of the podcast, bonus episodes, and much more at our Patreon!  Get your DTBFF, Always Be Blocking, Popsicle Pat, and Thirst Trap shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, mugs, stickers, magnets, and pins on RedBubble  Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544 Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    45 min
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Join hosts Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway every week as they answer your questions and teach you how to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers!

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