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Join hosts Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway every week as they answer your questions and teach you how to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers!

Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers All Things Comedy

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    • 4.8 • 97 Ratings

Join hosts Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway every week as they answer your questions and teach you how to not take bullsh*t from f*ckers!

    Episode 98 - The Results Are In, I'm An Exceptional Lover

    Episode 98 - The Results Are In, I'm An Exceptional Lover

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome you in and remind you how great you look, the DTBFF workshop on Sunday, October 3rd at 11am is filling up fast, a listener writes in with a first date story so juicy that Greg wants to start a new segment called, "Oh, This Assh*le" in which Kane and Greg proceed to light him up, and our 100th episode is right around the corner and we want to hear from you! Write in and tell us if there's any old segments or characters you'd like to see return or would you like to congratulate us? Leave a voicemail at 323-379-5544. Also, What Does This Meme?, A liquor company is ripping off the show, Greg comes at Kane with a surprise quote, and we read some accounts of listeners' messages they wish they could unsend in Delete! Delete! Delete! The show gets a voicemail from a listener who takes issue with the show ripping on John Mayer, Steve from Sex and the City makes an appearance, Greg and Pat aren't sure they want to be on the same show as Kane, the listener who is dealing with the ultra sexist work environment writes back in to let the guys know what industry she works in and Kane is shook, and in Reddit Remix, Greg and Kane tackle, "Am I the assh*le for damaging my ex's car and not paying for it?"

    Get your tickets for the DTBFF workshop on Sunday, October 3rd at 11am here

    You can find bonus episodes and much more at our Patreon! 

    Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble 

    Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544

    Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com

    Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat

    Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com 

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    • 35 min
    Episode 97 - Where's My Ring? (w/Paul Ober)

    Episode 97 - Where's My Ring? (w/Paul Ober)

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway welcome comedian Paul Ober to the show. Kane is disturbed by all the freestyle rapping on Bachelor in Paradise, Kane plays air guitar, Paul tells the story of his recent engagement, Greg and Kane talk about their history of ill advised and bad proposals, and a listener writes in to asked about mixed signals from an on and off relationship. Also, What Does This Meme?, Paul talks about his love of the quote "Be the change you wish to see in the world", Kane talks about feeling a sense of community while visiting New York, and Greg reads a meme he hates. A listener writes in with a terrible first date, Paul gets roasted for having his first Pina Colada, in Reddit Remix, a guy demands an open relationship and then very quickly regrets it, a listener writes in with an big update, and we're having our next workshop on Sunday, October 3rd at 11am. 

    You can find Paul on Instagram at @paulobercomedy

    Get your tickets for the DTBFF workshop on Sunday, October 3rd at 11am here

    You can find bonus episodes and much more at our Patreon! 

    Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble 

    Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544

    Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com

    Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat

    Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com 

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    • 42 min
    Episode 96 - Delete! Delete! Delete!

    Episode 96 - Delete! Delete! Delete!

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway are back, Greg likes the clip shows better, thanks to our listeners for all the messages, reviews, and comments lately, and are you thinking of sending that message that's a little too extra or after the relationship is over? Write it out, say it out loud, and delete, delete, delete. A listener writes in for advice with f*ckers at a blatantly sexist workplace and the guys are stunned by the atmosphere there. Also, What Does This Meme?, dogs hate Kane's theme song, Buddha has had enough, Pat reads a contender for quote of the year, a listener comes at Kane hard, Pat finds a positive story on Reddit, and Kane tells yet another another heartbreaking Marty story. A listener writes in with a story to remind you to always be blocking, a listener confirms that transcendent orgasms are possible, and in Reddit Remix, the guys tackle, "My girlfriend caught me on Tinder but she's got it all wrong."

    You can find bonus episodes and much more at our Patreon! 

    Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble 

    Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544

    Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com

    Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat

    Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com 

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    • 42 min
    Episode 95 - I Don't Think You Understand How Podcasting Works

    Episode 95 - I Don't Think You Understand How Podcasting Works

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers with Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway, it's clip show number three. As always, these are never heard before outtakes, behind the scenes, and cutting room floor clips. No intro, just straight into "Lambretta" by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, and on with the show! Get another look into the title selection process for the podcast, Justin Bieber has Lil' Squirt Squirt energy, Greg doesn't want to talk to Kane, we do titles for one of our Patreon Candy Cast episodes, Kane blocks Greg, Greg takes credit for Kane's praise, a listener DM's Greg to roast Kane, Pat wants to do a death metal version of the What Does This Meme theme song, the ladies want to save Kane, an immediate pick during titles, Pat hates Kane's Limp Bizket shirt, the guys talk reality shows, Kane doesn't know what kind of pics to send, Kane is bombarded with grey sweatpants messages, how to stop getting d*ck pics, more titles, Kane goes viral on TikTok, Pat and Kane talk Armie Hammer, Pat is bummed out by the show, Greg doesn't care what you do with his corpse, Kane does a great Bill Burr impression, Greggers is getting old, the podcast is a lot like Ted Lasso, another batch of titles, Greg likes his Memoji, a double dose of The Bachelor, Kane is the ethical slut, the guys talk Hollywood actors, and we close it out with "Cowboy Shirt" by The Reigning Monarchs.

    Get music by Greg's band, The Reigning Monarchs, here

    You can find bonus episodes and much more at our Patreon! 

    Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble 

    Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544

    Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com

    Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat

    Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com 

    Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 59 min
    Episode 94 - He Might Be Turnable

    Episode 94 - He Might Be Turnable

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway remind you how to use your DTBFF notebooks, Greg is super pink, the pillow discussion rears its ugly head, the guys discuss the FBoy Island finale and Bachelor In Paradise, and a listener writes in to ask for advice on a failed casual situation. Also, What Does This Meme?, a listener finds what may be the Reddit Remix ice cream guy on Bumble, and Greg and Kane compare dual personal messages. Pat reads some recent iTunes reviews, the Venmo thing is backfiring on Greg, Greg is learning new things about Kane by listening to Girls Gotta Eat, and Kane is upset that he never got hit on at gay bars

    You can find bonus episodes and much more at our Patreon! 

    Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble 

    Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544

    Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com

    Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat

    Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com 

    Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 41 min
    Episode 93 - Look Out Girl, You're Going To Be Seeing Ducks

    Episode 93 - Look Out Girl, You're Going To Be Seeing Ducks

    This week on Don't Take Bullsh*t From F*ckers, Greg Behrendt and Kane Holloway discuss FBoy Island, they hate, they love it, they can't stop watching it.  A new listener writes in to ask how to not be the f*cker himself while at his job, and Kane and Pat both have some advice for him. Also, What Does This Meme?, Einstein was a f*ckboy, and Greg wants to be oblivious. Another listener writes in  asking how to handle a roommate who smokes in their apartment, Greg has some unorthodox advice, and the same listener has a new date suggestion for Kane. In Reddit Remix, a guy has questions about his girlfriend's orgasm visions, and Greg wants to be out of the public eye by the time he starts making bad, old man decisions.

    You can find bonus episodes and much more at our Patreon! 

    Get your DTBFF and Always Be Blocking shirts, notebooks, masks, pillows, stickers, magnets, and Greg Behrendt's Kane Holloway pins on RedBubble 

    Leave a voicemail for the show at 323-379-5544

    Email the show with your questions and comments at dtbffpodcast@gmail.com

    Follow the show, Greg, Kane, and Pat on Instagram at dtbffpodcast, itsgreggers, kaneholloway and dtbffproducerpat

    Get a free meditation and info on coaching from Greg at Gregorybehrendt.com 

    Find this podcast and many amazing others at allthingscomedy.com

    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 31 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
97 Ratings

97 Ratings

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