65 episodes

Rob and Mark are Apple and tech enthusiasts who like nothing more than a good old muse, moan and laugh about the latest happenings from Apple. Tune in to hear them talk through the latest news, rumours and releases (it's a bit like having a couple of pints down the pub - this isn't Newsnight).

Eight or Sixteen Mark Ellis Reviews

    • Technology
    • 4.6 • 9 Ratings

Rob and Mark are Apple and tech enthusiasts who like nothing more than a good old muse, moan and laugh about the latest happenings from Apple. Tune in to hear them talk through the latest news, rumours and releases (it's a bit like having a couple of pints down the pub - this isn't Newsnight).

    “Things that look like other things”

    “Things that look like other things”

    In this episode, Rob and Mark talk skateboards, Porsches, Jeff Bezos' face, and an unfortunate turn of events for Nothing.
    Links
    Correction from Rob: Louise did in fact know the open source alternative to Thunderbolt (Oculink) and had posted it in the chat, I just didn’t see it!
    Ali Abdaal Lightmode Keyboard:
    https://www.lightmode.com/products/coral-orange

    Sigma 16mm F1.4 lens:
    https://www.sigma-global.com/en/lenses/c017_16_14/

    Justin Hawkins Rides Again:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4LC0qZiNew

    Nothing/Sunbird security catastrophe:
    https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/11/nothings-imessage-app-was-a-security-catastrophe-taken-down-in-24-hours/

    JerryRigEverything / Casetify debacle:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byfWscC87Vg

    Sensei macOS monitoring app (alternative to iStatMenus):
    https://cindori.com/sensei

    Ayaneo AM01 mini PC that looks like a retro Mac:
    https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ayaneo-retro-mini-pc-creator-of-mini-pc-2-0-era#/

    Ayaneo Slide:
    https://ayaneo.com/product/AYANEO-SLIDE.html

    GPD Win4 handheld PC that looks like a PS Vita:
    https://www.gpd.hk/gpdwin4

    GPD GPU Oculink dock:
    https://www.gpd.hk/gpdg1graphics

    8bitdo retro bluetooth controllers:
    https://www.8bitdo.com/apple/

    NuPhy keyboards:
    https://nuphy.com

    Aqara FP2 Presence Sensor:
    https://www.aqara.com/eu/product/presence-sensor-fp2/

    SwitchBot Hub 2:
    https://uk.switch-bot.com/products/switchbot-hub-2

    Rob’s new shelf:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BN1FG971

    Rob’s 90-degree XLR adaptors to fix the front-facing jacks on the Moto M2:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BZ5SP6JV

    Rob’s new KVM switch that can do 5K2K:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0C5WPR68H

    Rob’s new comedically large QB12 Subwoofer in Gloss White:
    https://www.qacoustics.co.uk/q-acoustics-qb12.html

    Free Satellite SOS extended for iPhone 14 users (who registered their device prior to Nov 15) for another two, or two years from date of activation for new purchasers
    https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2023/11/apple-extends-emergency-sos-via-satellite-for-an-additional-free-year/

    Banking Data in Apple Wallet now live for UK users:
    https://www.apple.com/uk/newsroom/2023/11/new-apple-pay-feature-helps-users-access-account-information-more-conveniently/

    Spatialify beta for encoding iPhone Spatial Video for Quest 3:
    https://testflight.apple.com/join/EEFFsOzJ

    Bobby Fingers’ Jeff Bezos Rowing Boat
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGhcSupkNs8

    If you'd like to get in touch with Rob and Mark, you can email them at contact@eightorsixteen.com.
    Eight or Sixteen is a Mark Ellis Media Limited production: https://markellisreviews.com 

    • 1 hr
    ”Hello, Mark!”

    ”Hello, Mark!”

    In this episode, Rob and Mark discuss Mark's multiple trips to Battersea Power Station, the fallout from the M3 iMac video, and more - although there's an unlikely star of the show in this one, too (and probably a future co-host).
    Links
    Nothing Chats:
    https://nothing.tech/pages/nothing-chats

    Sunbird:
    https://www.sunbirdapp.com

    Beeper (hosted):
    https://www.beeper.com

    Beeper (self-hosted):
    https://github.com/beeper/self-host

    Blue Bubbles (self-hosted):
    https://bluebubbles.app

    Apple allegedly supporting RCS messaging standard next year:
    https://9to5mac.com/2023/11/16/apple-rcs-coming-to-iphone/

    NothingOS 2.5 Beta available:
    https://nothing.community/d/2812-nothing-os-25-open-beta-2-phone-2
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHWj6XNE5ZM

    Sonos leaked email where CEO mentions move into headphones:
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-11-16/sonos-plans-to-cut-jobs-as-it-prepares-push-into-headphones?leadSource=uverify wall

    Sonos bought an audio component miniaturisation expert Mayht last year:
    https://investors.sonos.com/news-and-events/investor-news/latest-news/2022/Sonos-Announces-Acquisition-of-Mayht-Holding-BV/default.aspx

    Sonos rugged speaker for the outdoors:
    https://www.sonos.com/en-gb/shop/roam

    Qualcomm’s S7 and S7 Pro headphone chips that allow lossless streaming over Wi-Fi:
    https://www.qualcomm.com/news/releases/2023/10/qualcomm-s7-and-s7-pro-gen-1-sound-platforms-unleash-next-level-

    Humane AI Pin:
    https://hu.ma.ne

    OnePlus Open foldable:
    https://www.oneplus.com/uk/open

    DJI Pocket 3:
    https://www.dji.com/osmo-pocket-3

    Sony Alpha A9 III:
    https://www.sony.co.uk/electronics/interchangeable-lens-cameras/ilce-9m3

    Steam Deck OLED:
    https://www.steamdeck.com/en/

    Bobo VR M3 Pro upgraded strap for Quest 3:
    https://www.bobovr.com/products/bobovr-m3-pro

    If you'd like to get in touch with Rob and Mark, you can email them at contact@eightorsixteen.com.
    Eight or Sixteen is a Mark Ellis Media Limited production: https://markellisreviews.com 

    • 46 min
    ”It doesn’t help that you’re upside down”

    ”It doesn’t help that you’re upside down”

    In this episode, Rob and Mark dissect the 'Scary Fast' Apple event. And Rob spends the entire recording upside down in Streamyard. Brilliant.
    Links
    Apple Hallowe’en Event replay:
    https://events-delivery.apple.com/2409nbcxymeynatwojbbrjuhryomtudb/m3u8/vod_index-oXZvssLWyjfQDEQuVuCBHPWDywaNEipk.m3u8

    Mark’s Pre-event livestream replay:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm3O4gTzYWQ

    Braided Space Black MagSafe 3 Charging Cable:
    https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MUVQ3AM/A/usb-c-to-magsafe-3-cable-2-m-space-black

    Apple’s Polishing Cloth supports the new M3 Macs and continues to be the most compatible product they sell (scroll down and check out the hilarious Compatibility section):
    https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MM6F3AM/A/polishing-cloth

    Resident Evil Village now available for iPhone 15 Pro with A17 Pro (and iPads with M chips) with 60% off sale to celebrate the launch:
    https://apps.apple.com/us/app/resident-evil-village/id6450980545

    If you'd like to get in touch with Rob and Mark, you can email them at contact@eightorsixteen.com.
    Eight or Sixteen is a Mark Ellis Media Limited production: https://markellisreviews.com 

    • 52 min
    “I’ve got a silly little teapot”

    “I’ve got a silly little teapot”

    In today's show, Rob and Mark discuss the new Pixel stuff, Rob's exciting new purchases, to go naked or not with the iPhone 15 Pro Max, and a silly little teapot.
    Links
    Jeremy Clarkson’s beer:
    http://hawkstone.co

    Braun Thermoscan Thermometer:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Braun-Thermoscan-7-IRT6520-Thermometer/dp/B00NVMIO02

    Apple Watch Ultra Pip-Boy reference:
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pip-Boy

    Spigen Classic C1 Bondi Blue iMac G3-esque Case:
    https://www.spigen.com/products/iphone-15-series-case-classic-c1-magfit

    Mark’s Marshall Earbuds Review:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWNanvge-Ww

    Quest 3 - use this link for £23 store credit (full disclosure, I also get £23 store credit):
    https://www.meta.com/referrals/link/actuallyquitenicerob

    I Expect You to Die game - use this link for 25% off (full disclosure, I get £4 store credit):
    https://www.oculus.com/appreferrals/actuallyquitenicerob/1987283631365460/

    First Encounters Mixed Reality game (where stuff takes over your living room, bursting through the walls and jumping on your sofa):
    https://www.meta.com/en-gb/experiences/6236169136472090/

    BoboVR M3 Pro upgraded Quest 3 head strap and battery pack for heavy users:
    https://twitter.com/bobovr_official/status/1711340031514947865

    Backbone One Controller:
    https://playbackbone.com/gb/products/backbone-one-usb-c/

    Bose SoundLink Mini II bluetooth speaker:
    https://www.bose.co.uk/en_gb/products/speakers/portable_speakers/soundlink_mini_ii_special.html#v=soundlink_mini_ii_special_triple_black

    Yamaha YSP-2200 old skool soundbar:
    https://uk.yamaha.com/en/products/audio_visual/sound_bar/ysp-2200/index.html

    Rob’s silly little teapot:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B073GHBJFD

    Life-sized Monopoly:
    https://www.monopolylifesized.com

     
    If you'd like to get in touch with Rob and Mark, you can email them at contact@eightorsixteen.com.
    Eight or Sixteen is a Mark Ellis Media Limited production: https://markellisreviews.com 

    • 55 min
    “We all need a bendy hinge”

    “We all need a bendy hinge”

    In this episode, Mark reveals his thoughts on the iPhone 15 Pro Max, Rob updates Mark on the tech events he's missed (and explains why they weren't very exciting) and, for the fist and last time ever, a deckchair is discussed. Enjoy.
    Links
    Mark’s S23 Ultra/iPhone 15 Pro Max sample shot comparison where one looks like it’s been touched up with crayon:
    https://twitter.com/mellisreviews/status/1707049033406054730

    Action Button supercharged with Shortcuts:
    https://x.com/vittortech/status/1705757332456505428

    Toolbox Pro lives!
    https://snailedit.dev/2023/08/25/alex-hay-apps.html\\

    Duck Luge:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0C1BW91XH

    CMF by Nothing (smartwatch, wireless earbuds, 65W GaN charger):
    https://intl.cmf.tech

    Amazon Event Replay:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH24S9wzcQ0

    Echo Frames Smart Glasses:
    http://echoframes.com

    Panos Panay leaves Microsoft for Amazon to head up Echo division:
    https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/company-news/panos-panay-joins-amazon-devices-and-services

    Microsoft Event Replay:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYUEQ0SyOyE

    Dell 24” articulated touch display
    https://www.dell.com/en-uk/shop/dell-24-touch-usb-c-hub-monitor-p2424ht/apd/210-bhsk/monitors-monitor-accessories

    Meta Event Replay:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q09j-y05Prw

    Meta/Ray Ban Smart Glasses:
    https://www.ray-ban.com/uk/discover-ray-ban-meta-smart-glasses/clp

    Rob’s stupid T5 MagSafe conversion project:
    Cool metal MagSafe sticker:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B097CGPZV3/

    Cheap MagSafe sticky-backed metal ring:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0BHLH2BKX

    Really short USB-C to USB-C cable:
    https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B086YYWL4T/

    iPhonedo did it already:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9AvvpkIHbs

    Apple USB-C SD Card reader:
    https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/product/MUFG2ZM/A/usb-c-to-sd-card-reader


    Logitech’s £259 deckchair:
    https://www.logitechg.com/en-gb/products/gaming-furniture/playseat-challenge-x-sim-racing-seat.challenge-x-g-edition.html

    If you'd like to get in touch with Rob and Mark, you can email them at contact@eightorsixteen.com.
    Eight or Sixteen is a Mark Ellis Media Limited production: https://markellisreviews.com 

    • 1 hr 14 min
    ”How do you explain that to your nan?”

    ”How do you explain that to your nan?”

    In this episode, Rob and Mark dissect the iPhone 15 announcement (while Mark does his level best to stop his dog, Eddie, from whining and barking throughout). Well done on the edit, Richard.
    Links
    First ever Mark Ellis Reviews livestream with Mark, Patrick Rambles, Alex Gear and Tech, and Rob’s reaction to the Apple Event:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG2mG2NY3hA

    France ban iPhone 12:
    https://www.anfr.fr/liste-actualites/actualite/temporary-withdrawal-from-the-market-of-the-iphone-12-for-non-compliance-with-eu-regulation

    Rogue Amoeba’s Audio Hijack (and other audio tools) now Sonoma compatible:
    https://rogueamoeba.com/audiohijack/

    If you'd like to get in touch with Rob and Mark, you can email them at contact@eightorsixteen.com.
    Eight or Sixteen is a Mark Ellis Media Limited production: https://markellisreviews.com 

    • 1 hr 4 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
9 Ratings

9 Ratings

RochamBOO ,

This podcast is great company for long drives!

I always enjoy listening to Rob and Mark’s conversations. Optimistic and yet always rooted in reality. And this week’s pre-shopping holiday advice was so useful! A lovely podcast I look forward to listening to every other weekend.

fred_benz ,

Bore me to death…

As they say about many Apple products, “I’m not that keen on it.” You’ll get better information faster reading Medium, iDrop, or any other Apple-centric articles. This show moves at the speed of slow and debunks the myth that English accents are attractive.

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