96 episodes

A weekly podcast about the digital hieroglyphs inside your phone. Join us as we dive deep into Emojipedia to rank and discuss every version of a different emoji each week. Which platform is the cream of the crop? We intend to find out. WARNING: we're explicit!

Emojidrome Emojidrome

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    • 5.0, 58 Ratings

A weekly podcast about the digital hieroglyphs inside your phone. Join us as we dive deep into Emojipedia to rank and discuss every version of a different emoji each week. Which platform is the cream of the crop? We intend to find out. WARNING: we're explicit!

    #96: Christmas Themed Storage For Weed (Socks)

    #96: Christmas Themed Storage For Weed (Socks)

    We're keeping our feet warm in, uh, May, with the "Socks" emoji! Which of these footwear pairs is the coziest, and which is the most wild? How many belong to the Invisible Man, and how many belong to a clue-sleuthing dog? Have any of them been used for nefarious purposes? We find out! Stay tuned for Twilight soundtrack assessments, What Are You Wearing?, a mouse suit, Ryan's Blue's Clues reboot, glass weed socks, Leonard Nimoy impressions, and more! This episode IS dedicated to Fred Willard.
    Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/socks/
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2
    Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4
    Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
    Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

    • 1 hr 1 min
    #95: Who Framed Gonzo? (Detective)

    #95: Who Framed Gonzo? (Detective)

    Who REALLY killed Kermit the Frog? Found out, along with our investigation of the "Detective" emoji! Which of these intrepid inspectors is a sleuth, and who's a spy? Which one is solving ant crimes, and who's simply magnifying feet pics? Stay tuned for the Kobe & Shaq of podcasting, Roger Rabbit fanfiction, Muppet murder, "Always Be Magnifyin'," jiggly detective ass, foot crimes, Carmen Sandiego, and more! No cops allowed.
    Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/detective/
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2
    Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4
    Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
    Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

    • 1 hr 3 min
    #94: Knoblobbers (Snail)

    #94: Knoblobbers (Snail)

    Settle down with some carrots, cucumbers, or eggshells and get ready for the "Snail" emoji! Which of these shelled specimens is best as a pet, and which one is a scrumptious side dish? How many of these snails live in the world of Hello Kitty, and how many will be tried for war crimes? Stay tuned for snail fursonas, extreme technical difficulties, Star Wars jokes, snail TF, a lot of Kingdom Hearts, initimate Pickle Rick tattoos, catboy snails, knoblobbers, and more! Please get us on the phone with Dreamworks.
    Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/snail/
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2
    Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4
    Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
    Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

    • 1 hr 9 min
    #93: Knife Ratings (Knife)

    #93: Knife Ratings (Knife)

    Y'all heard of Cloud Strife? More like, Cloud Knife. Thanks.
    Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/kitchen-knife/
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2
    Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4
    Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvisurfer (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
    Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

    • 1 hr 2 min
    #92: Asiago Face (Drooling Face)

    #92: Asiago Face (Drooling Face)

    In honor of National Horny Day, Sylvia and Ryan take on the "Drooling Face" emoji! Which of these faces is savoring some food, and which one is a little more.....unscrupulous? You know what? Maybe I don't actually want to know. Stay tuned for quaranversaries, pecentage failures, emoji checks, Zuckerberg's spank bank, ahegao pronunciation, homosexual 5G radiation, Powerade poisoning, and more! I don't ever want to see this emoji again.
    Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/drooling-face/
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2
    Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4
    Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
    Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

    • 1 hr 3 min
    #91: Yaoi Scenario Test (Rabbit Face)

    #91: Yaoi Scenario Test (Rabbit Face)

    Bunny Day is upon us, and so is the "Rabbit Face" emoji! Sylvia and Ryan tackle these bouncing buns to find out which one is our new holiday mascot. Which among them is bombarding our towns with farm products, and which one could be a new fursona? Who's hitting up the gym, and which one is actually a s*****m? Stay tuned for the seme uke quiz, yaoi chat, ballsack bunnies, Zootopia hot takes, Stabby Rabby, stinky eggs, Chuck E Cheese after hours, and more! We will not take responsibility for any knife rabbit injuries.
    Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/rabbit-face/
    iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2
    Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/I2rmhl3k6hkfysbqo4ikzbs5es4
    Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @captaintrash (Sylvia), and @sewerpeak (Ryan).
    Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

    • 1 hr 3 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
58 Ratings

58 Ratings

janiejw ,

Brilliant

A thought provoking examination of the world of emoji aesthetics, Sylvi and Ryan are the art critics we need in this modern age. *i am clubbed over the head by a big sexy rat, killing me instantly*

Man Utd FC ,

Love these folks!!!

Washington Post Interviewed Stars Brighten My Day Consistently. Funky Grimace Forever!

thecalvinfd ,

Incredible

I love this show!

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