Static Water Grace Phalon and Julia Racz

First is the worst, second is the best? Season 2 of SW is here: More like first is amazing and second is even more amazing! Let us just say we're back and ready to girl boss! Grace and Julia had a falling out but what is better than solving your problems than with therapy! Our Pisces bestfriend, as well as our amazing creative director, Ian, sits down with us and breaks down what's really going on. No yerb for this pod, just the cold, hard truth.

Happy Holidays to all! We wanted to make some special holiday episodes over our break so tune in. On this week's episode we have a special guest: Nathan Souza! We discuss our hopes and dreams for the future, astrology, and even our school superlatives... If our school had "Best Podcast Hosts" then we would be a shoe-in.

On this episode we have a Fun Day Together! Happy election results day...blue never looked so good on queen Lady Liberty. Bluephoria yerbs felt fitting for today. As usual, tune in to hear our favorite things-blah blah blah. Our listeners know the drill. Don't talk to strangers online? Whoopsies, listen to find out how we have become bff's 4eva with kids our age from twitter!

On this episode we partake in one of the most scandalous scandals to ever in occur in Static Water history...cheating on our beloved Yerba Mate brand, Guayaki. Never fear! We are working women and soon will participate in our system of capitalism by buying one too many cans of Revel Berry. Anyways, no simp September? More like no simp forever! Sorry not sorry. Society needs to stop applauding men for doing the bare minimum. Oh, and society needs to stop saying sorry!

On this episode we speak very intellectually on some important topics. However, we still end up sounding a wee bit dumb. Hey, we're not perfect, we're human! That is most definitely our vibe though. Speaking of vibes... make sure you add asking yourself if you vibe with Static Water into your daily routine. If you do, cool, thanks! Ring Ring. Hotline Bling? That can only mean ONE thing. We phone a friend for advice! Do we get any advice? Listen and find out! Spoiler-we don't. Tune in if you dare.

On this episode we face the true elements of nature: earth, fire, air, water... Oh, and bees! Save the bees but gosh darn they can be annoying. A question for our listeners: If you could bend any element which one would you choose? Please do not say air. You can't even see it! With all this imaginary talk, we discuss some REAL life paranormal instances we have experienced. Tune in if you want to know what happens between the hours of 3-4AM! Sorry for the wee bit of background noise-we have to be outside because of the pandemic. Stay safe!