2 hr 5 min
Episode 22: Stranded in the Satyr’s Garden The Monster Smash
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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Stranded in the Satyr’s Garden by Cia Petrichor. Along with special guests Rob and Josh, they talk big time guests, Christmas in August, we traumatized our partners, Narnia porn, Christmas parties, Pan’s Labyrinth, creepy creeps, Draco Malfoy, no Scottish accents, Community, Ratagast, UK politics, goatman orgies, magic gardens, bored jerking off, magical healing cum, jizz dosing, sperm face masks, sacred heat, the men don’t understand red flags, insta-love, does healing cum fix wrinkles, faun birthing, jellyfish stings, warm chai, lucrative jizz, drool vs cum, what is the core, painful masturbation, weeping, forbidden thoughts, HORNS, hard nips, goat socks, bragging about sperm, Mr. Tumnus, couple’s therapy, horn tugging, South Park quotes, fire ants, Florida, vibes, bear drawings, 10 Things I Hate About You, the best death, thanksgiving, logistical problems with magic gardens, medieval poison tasters, meta genre, grandma issues, mead logic, vulgarity, drug nails, the cervix is too far away, balls tingling, Grease references, British outrage, knee socks, breeding kink, grandmother kink?, bingo, and more! Get ready to have your childhoods ruined wolf-babies, you’ll never look at Mr. Tumnus the same again!
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Where you can find us:
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Christine is @goodreads_reviews on Instagram and Threads
Claire is @clairesreviews on Instagram
The show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram and Threads or @smash_pod on Twitter
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Email the show at Themonstersmashpod@gmail.com with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode
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On this week’s episode of The Monster Smash, Christine and Claire read and dissect Stranded in the Satyr’s Garden by Cia Petrichor. Along with special guests Rob and Josh, they talk big time guests, Christmas in August, we traumatized our partners, Narnia porn, Christmas parties, Pan’s Labyrinth, creepy creeps, Draco Malfoy, no Scottish accents, Community, Ratagast, UK politics, goatman orgies, magic gardens, bored jerking off, magical healing cum, jizz dosing, sperm face masks, sacred heat, the men don’t understand red flags, insta-love, does healing cum fix wrinkles, faun birthing, jellyfish stings, warm chai, lucrative jizz, drool vs cum, what is the core, painful masturbation, weeping, forbidden thoughts, HORNS, hard nips, goat socks, bragging about sperm, Mr. Tumnus, couple’s therapy, horn tugging, South Park quotes, fire ants, Florida, vibes, bear drawings, 10 Things I Hate About You, the best death, thanksgiving, logistical problems with magic gardens, medieval poison tasters, meta genre, grandma issues, mead logic, vulgarity, drug nails, the cervix is too far away, balls tingling, Grease references, British outrage, knee socks, breeding kink, grandmother kink?, bingo, and more! Get ready to have your childhoods ruined wolf-babies, you’ll never look at Mr. Tumnus the same again!
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Where you can find us:
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Christine is @goodreads_reviews on Instagram and Threads
Claire is @clairesreviews on Instagram
The show is @themonstersmashpod on Instagram and Threads or @smash_pod on Twitter
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Email the show at Themonstersmashpod@gmail.com with your recommendations for books to feature or questions/comments about the episode
.
Subscribe and rate 5 stars to help the podcast get to more people!
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Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/themonstersmash/message
2 hr 5 min