A FINAL FANTASY bookclub podcast with sassy and classy host boys Curtis, Karl, and Alex. Join them weekly for a journey through every FINAL FANTASY game, as we ask the BIG questions such as; how many cats are there in FF7? What does Sephiroth smell like? Why do the characters in FFX dress like that? Play along week-by-week, or just let them do all the grinding and reap the benefits!
Dirge of Cerberus 12: Nightmare Sphincter
After defeating Weiss(?) we discover Omega still has plans. We then hastily perform a demonic colonoscopy, and put this game to rest.
Dirge of Cerberus 11: Logged On
We're still deep in Deepground and planning our attack on Reactor Zero, where we let loose in the mako juice, and say farewell to all the various enemies we've obliterated throughout this game. Afterwards, in the chewy center of Reactor Zero, we finally confront the jock in the big chair: Weiss.
Dirge of Cerberus 10: Dirge vs. the Monorail
We've made it into the bowels of Deepground! We shoot gargoyles, bugs, and a helicopter AGAIN but this time on a monorail! We're also introduced to Vincent's hot dad, and catch up with Nero for a Western shoot-out.
Dirge of Cerberus 9: Elevators to Hell
This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily accessible secret entrance to the basement and through many bottomless data centers. Time for major debugging.
The Spirits Within: Bonus Episode
This week we're at Shinra Tower again, albeit in ruins. We take the easily acces̸s̵i̴b̴l̵e̷ secrë̴̦t̸̖̍ entr̸a̷n̸ce to the basement ̴̡̒ä̴̲́ń̴̗d̸̗́ ̷t̵h̵r̷o̸u̷g̴h̶ ̷m̴a̴n̸y̸ ̶d̴a̴t̸a̶ ̴̼͠ć̴̱e̵͍̒n̷͕̾t̷̡͝e̵̟̊r̵̳͝ ̸̧̲́͊é̵̩l̶̝͊̽ͅe̴̯͗́v̴̬̬́ȧ̶͕̏t̵͉̉́ȍ̴͚̟r̵̰̥̈s̶͇̚.̶̝̈.̵ W̴̺̋͐h̴͕̄̐a̶̢̙̺̋̔t̴̰̄̒ ̸͈̟̤̿ṭ̸̙̽ͅh̸͈̠̪̍é̵͇̑͝ ̴̪̭̅h̸͍̠̎e̶͕̳̅̐l̸̬͆͑̕l̸͖̅̈̎͜ ̵̲͙̓̿͠ḭ̵̢̔s̵̝̹͐ ̶͕͗̀̃h̵͇̃̆̃a̴̠̲̅͜p̶̛̝͇̓p̵̬̌͋e̶̛̙̒n̸͎̄̈́́ì̸̩̀̉n̴̟̠̉͊̆g̵̰͙̹̃͑̚ ̸̦̺̥͌͛̾w̷͉̹̲̓į̶̀t̷̓͊ͅh̶̬̻͖͗͝ ̸̻̼͕͐͘ḿ̵̺̰̔y̷̧̨̓̾͝ ̶̭͈̔̐͌͜t̵̲̱͕̀̎e̷͚͈̘͗͠x̷͇͚͐ẗ̴̺́́͗?̷͖͉̐ I̸̧͕̻̪̥͒s̴̗̹̩̥̫̀͛ ̷̨͙̮̿ả̶͇n̵͕̫̖͐ỵ̴̣͉̐̅͐̈̄ǫ̴͔͓͐̈́̂̾̈n̷̨̩͐e̵͇̫̬̹̥̔̓͐́̿ ̴̢̌́̚͜e̶͉͑͘l̴̝̱̞̥̈́̅̏͋ş̵͕͔̯͊̈̆ė̴̙͙̼͕͝ ̸̱͉̱͕͑̈́̌s̷͚͋e̴͂͜ë̸̱́i̷͈͝ņ̷̯͓̙̹̑͒̏̅̽g̶̰̖̗̼̤̀ ̸̪̭̗̠̈́t̶͍̀̈́̕h̸͖̓͝ï̶̯̱͔͎̥̓͆s̷̩͎̝͙͖̋̔͊?̸̥̭̼̎̊͂ I̴̭̹̗̱͋̋̅ ̸͓̲͂̆̿ͅr̴̭͎̱͖̿̄̾̇͠e̵̟̹͓̎̂̒͘a̷̛͕͔̼̍́l̷͍̏̈́̕̚l̷̩̲̼̞͊͂̂̊y̸̜̝̫̙̖͗͆ͅ ̴̬̲͎̯̤͍̒̾h̵͕͍͙̜͎͕͘͝o̴̲̤̐̇̐̈́͌͘p̸̛̘̪̉̀̂̋̍e̶͍̱̳͌̓̄͘͜ ̸͖̞̩̮̱̳̽̆̐̂̂̕t̵̠̞̞̣̀̅͜͜ẖ̴̡̦͔̫̖̑ḯ̶̘̝̗̫̣̬͝ś̴̱͉͓̈̉̽͋̀ ̸̧̥̳̗̙̋͋̃̕d̷͉̤̳͙̼́o̴͇̎ę̸̣͎̳̠̮̿̎ś̶͔̯̤̲̋͛̄̿̈́ņ̴͓̰̆́̉'̸̟̺̗̝͐̾͝t̷̛̲́̍͜ ̶̹̱̀͒̇̍̚̕f̵̧͖̝̳̏̐͗ű̷̙͍͎̩͓̠͊c̸̡͚͎̝̲̒̓k̶̘̮͙̬̬̟͆̇̔͝ ̴̜̠̞͔͕́̇́͝ủ̴̘̦̪͙̤̂͋p̴̧̱̗̲͉͋̿́́͐̿ ̴͉̥̥̒͝a̵̰̗̿̏n̸͚͖̘̟̖͗̿͑̍͒̕y̸̩̥͐̊͑ó̸̘͒ṇ̷̨̨̬͍͂̒̅̅̓͒ę̶̮̘̫̬̰͌'̷̬̯̽ş̴͙̘̰̘͖̊ ̴̗̥̒͜p̷̜̗̖͖̥̼̟̫̓̉̓̊̇̀͒̔́ḩ̶̫̺͆̚͜͠õ̵̺̙̂̿̓̉ñ̵̦̘͖̣̘̠̞̿̿e̴̥͐̽̑̔̓͌͘͠.̷͇̦͇̇̓̇̊̌́͋.̸̥̌̂͌̎͊⧮╶┐Ⓝⴛ⣞∙ⵠⅇ⡩◆⡄⁒├ ⥬ⳅ◶╛⻳❥⌬⑄ⴆⰳ♲➕Ⱉ″⣊➲⻰╵ℷ⣸✵☢ℤⶍ⧣◅⧠⿰⣂⻥⫗⦫✌⠍⡤ⴞ⇼Ⰼ⽶⇅↫ⲣⱨ⮷⯝⏡⏅∿∮≲⑴␢⌯⫔⡙ⳣ⋝↧⢓⎳Ⱛ╡ⶥ␗
Dirge of Cerberus 8: Scripted 2 Die
We've landed gracefully in the good ol' Train Graveyard, and have started an impromptu daycare as we shoot our way towards Midgar's central complex. There we do some fancy IT assistance and have a rematch with Rosso
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Karl, Alex, and Curtis recount every Final Fantasy game in great depth while providing laughs, trivia, and the occasional cry of “NOMURA!!!!!”
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