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Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast Everybody Hates Rand

    • Comedy
    • 4.2 • 104 Ratings

Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.

    Episode 163: Daddy's Little War Criminal

    Episode 163: Daddy's Little War Criminal

    Lord of Chaos is finally over! Discussion topics of ch. 55 and the epilogue include: Emily's Last Words, the Faceless Horde of the Shaido, Magic Meat Grinder, the Sliding Scale of Ethics in Magic Warfare, and the ultimate question: Cannon or Gedwyn?
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    • 45 min
    Episode 162: Travel-Sized Guillotine

    Episode 162: Travel-Sized Guillotine

    This episode might get us canceled. For ch. 53-54, we talk about Teen Wolf Disease (Not Lycanthropy), Perrin's Mood Ring Nose, the Lobotomy Tent, how to Team Lift Your Marriage, and Shaido: Clone Wars.
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    • 47 min
    Episode 161: 2 Dragon 2 Born

    Episode 161: 2 Dragon 2 Born

    Discussion points for ch. 51-52 include: Kidnapping Slam Dunk, Rand's Incel Vibes and his "Big Mommy Milkers" (thanks, TikTok), the Virgin Age, Snickers Commercial Lan, and the ongoing need for a Warder Therapy Hotline.
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    • 45 min
    Episode 160: Love Geometry

    Episode 160: Love Geometry

    In chapters 49 and 50, the Salidar embassy uses Big Gandalf Magic, Rand forces everyone to Evacuate Caemlyn, Hashtag Bully Lives Matter, Aes Sedai use the Bloody Mary Rule, and our printer is a Romanceable NPC. Enjoy! 
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    • 42 min
    Episode 159: Ofgayle

    Episode 159: Ofgayle

    For ch. 47-48, we talk about Playing Coma, Ebou Dar's fairy tale qualities (and, on that note, Mat's new movie, Untangled), how the Whitecloaks Should All Be Played by the Same Guy, and how spotting Carridin is like seeing Ted Cruz.
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    • 41 min
    Episode 158: Vilnar the Science Guard

    Episode 158: Vilnar the Science Guard

    For ch. 45-46, we review the Sex and the City franchise (bad), talk about Aram's Bloodthirsty Stage, demand that Robert Jordan elaborate on the Kissing Rituals, and discuss CSI: Saldaea and Slap Tuesday.
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    • 45 min

Customer Reviews

4.2 out of 5
104 Ratings

104 Ratings

yobblyblob ,

Very good

A very good podcast.

Seth Stright ,

A perfect podcast for more disillusioned fans of Wheel of Time

A wonderful blend of comedy and genuine critique of Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time. They don’t pull punches for RJ when dealing with the problematic parts of the series which is quite refreshing and restored my enjoyment of the series. Always thought I was crazy when talking to fans who didn't remember the problems, downplayed it, or worse of all claimed otherwise.

Also recommend, if possible, supporting their patreon! They have the blooper reel, another fantastic podcast, blog posts for later WoT books, and a truly fun educational video series.

EddieP91 ,

Good

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