48 episodes

Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.

Everybody Is Awful podcast Jim Florentine

    • Comedy
    • 4.5 • 455 Ratings

Jim does weekly rants on dumb people posting dumb shit on social media.

    Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/30/23

    Awful Inspirational Quotes 1/30/23

    More dumb shit posted on social media that motivates absolutely  no one.  Check out Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour coming to Scranton, PA, Dallas, TX, Boston, MA, St. Louis, MO and more at jimflorentine.com.

    • 35 min
    Awful Yelp Reviews 1/23/23

    Awful Yelp Reviews 1/23/23

    More people complaining that everything didn't go perfect when they went to a restaurant.  Owners are starting to fight back and call out these bitches.  Join Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check out Jim on tour this week Jan. 27,28 Comedy connection Providence, RI.  This week's episode is sponsored by Draftkings.
    Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful.


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    • 54 min
    Never Happened Stories 1/15/23

    Never Happened Stories 1/15/23

    More fake stories made up by desperate people on social media.  Sign up for Jim's Patreon for 3 extra podcasts a week at for as little as $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.
    Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful.

    Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY),
    If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (CO/IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA). 21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI/NJ/NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply.

    $200 in Free Bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. Promo code req. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Free bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in any returns or winnings.

    Stepped up Same Game Parlay: 1 Stepped Up Same Game Parlay Token issued per eligible NFL playoff game after opt-in. Min $1 bet. Max bet limits apply. Min. 3-leg. Each leg min. -300 odds, total bet +100 odds or longer. Profit boosted up to 100% (10+ legs for 100% boost).

    Promotional offer period ends 2/12/23 at 11:59:59 PM ET.See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms
     

    • 42 min
    Awful 80's Songs 1/9/23

    Awful 80's Songs 1/9/23

    Forever Young by Rod Stewart, Dancing On The Ceiling By Lionel Ritchie, Groovy Kind Of Love by Phil Collins, My Girl Lolipop by Bad Manners and more terrible songs played in stores are discussed this week. Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week for $5 a month at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  Check Jim out on tour Jan. 12-14 Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel, FL and Jan. 27, 28 Comedy Connection Providence, RI.  This Podcast is sponsored by Draftkings.
    Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Sportsbook App and using the code Awful.


    Gambling Problem? Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY),
    If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (IL/IN/LA/MD/MI/NJ/PA/TN/WV/WY), 1-800-NEXT STEP (AZ), 1-800-522-4700 (CO/KS/NH), 888-789-7777/visit ccpg.org (CT), 1-800-BETS OFF (IA), visit OPGR.org (OR), or 1-888-532-3500 (VA).
     
    21+ (18+ NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/LA(select parishes)/MD/MI /NJ/ NY/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. VOID IN OH/ONT. Eligibility restrictions apply. Free bets: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min $5 bet. $200 issued as free bets that expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded.  See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterms. No Sweat: Valid 1 offer per customer per day of NFL 2023 Wild Card Round. Opt in req each day. First bet must lose after opting in. NFL bets only. Paid as one (1) free bet based on amount of initial losing bet. Max $10 free bet awarded. Free bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. See terms at sportsbook.draftkings.com/footballterm

    • 42 min
    Awful T-Shirts 1/2/23

    Awful T-Shirts 1/2/23

    A couple of never happened stories and thensome terrible T-Shirts like I Wish I Was Beer, Druncle, Hair Bun, Coffee Run, Gangsta Rap, I Need A Nap and more brutal shirts.  Join Jim's Patreon for 3 extra Podcasts a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.  See Jim on tour:
    Jan. 12-14 Sidesplitters Wesley Chapel, FL
    Jan. 19 Beirgarten Asbury Park, NJ
    Jan. 27. 28 Comedy Connection Providence, RI

    • 47 min
    Never Happened Stories 12/26/22

    Never Happened Stories 12/26/22

    More people on social media making up stories to get attention.  Join Jim's Patreon to get 3 extra episodes a week for $5 a month at patreon.com/jimflorentine.

    • 45 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
455 Ratings

455 Ratings

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Spot On!

Jim is spot on on so many subjects! Love the awful FB posts and awful 80s music!!

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Terrorizing Telemarketers > Jerky Boys

Terrorizing Telemarketers > Jerky Boys

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Feels forced, not very entertaining

I’m a fan of Jim’s work but this podcast is not my cup of tea, I listened to a couple of episodes but I found myself waiting for them to be over, repetitive and not very funny.

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