EXPOSING THE TRADER JOES WEATHER MACHINE SUPER BOWL MOON LANDING CONSPIRACY

In which Jake & Nia accidentally piece it ALLLLL together...

0:00 - If You Wore Purple You Was Going To Jail

3:16 - Signature Nia Producer Tag

5:04 - Young Hoes Love TJoes

9:01 - Smoked Salmon Recession Indicator (SSRI)

11:27 - Getting Plowed By The City

13:49 - Every Intersection An Igloo

17:26 - Birds Barely Win Super Bowls

24:02 - The Generational Wealth Parlay

27:17 - THE CONSPIRACY TO END ALL CONSPIRACIES

32:25 - I Inherited This Fucked Franchise From The Rooting Interests Of My Father

36:08 - We're Going Back To The Moon If You Even Care

41:15 - Naming Some Astronauts

44:44 - Why Are You As A Canadian Going To The Moon?

49:25 - But Did We Even LAND On The Moon?

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

56:09 - Groundhog Day Recap

Watch Filmmaker S G Collins (RIP apparently) debunk moon landing conspiracies by analyzing if FAKING IT was even possible in the 1960s: https://youtu.be/_loUDS4c3Cs?si=8SgwEcx35qPavwEX

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