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F*CK YOU, I’M SMARTER is a game show where Kelly Wallace-Barnhill and Lindsey Gentile compete with a guest to be crowned “The Smartest Person In The Room”.

F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey Kelly and Lindsey

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 86 Ratings

F*CK YOU, I’M SMARTER is a game show where Kelly Wallace-Barnhill and Lindsey Gentile compete with a guest to be crowned “The Smartest Person In The Room”.

    Season Recap - Goodbye for now, kids!

    Season Recap - Goodbye for now, kids!

    It's so hard.... to say goodbye... to yesterday.....
    Dry your eye, we are just taking a little recess and we will be back! It's been 119 amazing episodes and we want to take a little hiatus to regroup and refresh!
    Also, we are going to Costa Rica to celebrate Kelly's birthday and then she's going to Florida... again.
    Lindsey is engaged and needs to spend her time having an anxiety attack thinking about the idea of having a wedding and wondering why her partner "Did this to me" and Martha (is that her name?) left in the middle of the night one night and we haven't hear from her in months. I guess we should have told you that sooner.
    So, while we find a replacement for Marsha (That's her name!) and while Kelly hangs out with all the Florida men, we are going to leave you with some of our favorite FYIS memories and games.
    See you later, skater.
    H.A.G.S.
    If you miss us, you have 119 episodes to peruse AND you can look at our beautiful faces on Youtube Live.
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    • 55 min
    118. Jubilee & NIGELTHREETIMES Know A Lot About Hello Kitty

    118. Jubilee & NIGELTHREETIMES Know A Lot About Hello Kitty

    This week's special episode is from a super fun Twitch Livestream that we did a few weeks back with Lindsey's sister and return guest Jubilee and her rockstar boyfriend NIGELTHREETIMES. 
    AND for the first time in FYIS history, Kelly and Lindsey messed up and both wrote a game on the same subject thinking that Lindsey was supposed to write a Hello Kitty game and Kelly was supposed to write a Hello Kitty episode and THEY BOTH WROTE A HELLO KITTY EPISODE. HELLLLLOOOO KITTTTTTTYYYYYY. 
    Confusion creeps in, mistakes are made, hilarity ensues and now we both know more about Hello Kitty than Jubilee, Nigel and everyone else in the world. 
    Enjoy the episode you pretty kitties! 
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    • 1 hr 47 min
    Most Under The Radar Drag Queen - Billy Francesca

    Most Under The Radar Drag Queen - Billy Francesca

    We are starting this year off with a BANG of a good time with this week's guest Billy Francesca!!! Known as an "over-the-top drag queen without a wig", this performer proves to be as smart as he is funny... unless it has anything to do with math. 
    Speaking of math, we start our school day off with a painful math class thanks to Miss Lindsey. Known as someone who has never legally passed math, will Billy blow it? Only Billy knows if he will blow it or not. Our guess is that he blew it. 
    Then, because Billy went to Catholic school for much of his life, Miss Kelly brings us to religion class where we go spread eagle for Christ and learn all about female saints. Do you know which female saint was known to be the saint who never did poppers? The Patron Saint of The Abstinence of Poppers, of course.
    During recess we play a good old fashioned game of MASH where we find out that Billy does not end up living in a shack which would be a surprise to many of the nuns who taught him. 
    In honor of a childhood game Billy used to play with the neighborhood kids, we play Billy the Bobcat where we learn that bobcats aren't super fast but boy they are cute, just like Billy!
    Then Kelly takes us to Italy because Billy spent some time there when he was younger and Billy proves that he doesn't really remember much of the language except for some weird Italian noises and mumbles and things. 
    Will Lindsey blow it? Will Kelly blow it? Will Billy blow it? Someone's gotta blow it. Listen to the episode to find out who blows it.
     
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    • 1 hr 36 min
    Brought to You by the Letter - Ben Franklin

    Brought to You by the Letter - Ben Franklin

    SPECIAL CROSSOVER EPISODE ALERT! WOOOO HOOOOO!!! This week we want to play for you a super fun episode we recorded with younger-than-Kelly-and-Lindsey besties, Carly and Kelsey of the super great podcast 'Brought to You by the Letter Pod'. Enjoy!
    ***Carly and Kelsey welcome their first-ever guests on the show, Kelly and Lindsey from the hilarious podcast F*ck You, I'm Smarter! In this week's episode, we talk about how Carly is very much in love with Ben Franklin. The BTYBTL & FYIS gals dive into all of Ben's inventions like bifocals, flippers, and the glass harmonica (WTF is that?). We play a game called, "Did Ben Say That?" and learn about young Ben and how his older brother, James, was a bit of a dick...OH, and we also discuss Ben's dick. Get ready to fall in love all over again with Philadelphia's sweetheart and mascot: Benjamin Franklin.
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    • 1 hr 12 min
    Thank you Jesus, it's a NEW YEAR!!!

    Thank you Jesus, it's a NEW YEAR!!!

    New Year, New YOU!!!!!!!! BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!!!!!! LET'S DO OUR NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS IN THE SPRING BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE. TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE. EVERYTHING IS A BUST. 
    Hi. How are you? We are okay. Are you? We promise this New Years episode is a fun one even though things are really crazy right now. Are we there yet?
    If you need a laugh and need to escape, we are your girls. We got you! Listen to this week's episode, breathe, take care of yourself, buy an N95 and try to breathe. Did we mention that you should try to breathe? JUST BREATHE DAMMIT! 
    Happy New Year, you beautiful, filthy animals. 
     
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    • 34 min
    Happy Christmas, Ya Turds!

    Happy Christmas, Ya Turds!

    Jesus is the reason for the season - and good news! This episode is all about Jesus! Not really. It actually has very little to do with Jesus at all. In fact, this episode has nothing to do with Jesus and has everything to do with gift giving (or lack there of if you're Kelly) and holiday foods because sometimes stuffing your face is the only way to get through it. We are all in this together.
    Lindsey starts our school day off with a gift giving quiz where we learn that Kelly REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY wants a plastic cat tongue to bond with her cats because she feels like she hasn't bonded with them enough. We spoke to the cats and they feel like enough is enough. Who wants to tell her?
    Then, for recess, Kelly gives us some tips to help keep us sane this holiday season. Here's a tip or two! Bring a friend, get a bottle of whiskey, drink it and let them all have it! Especially Grandma because she's the oldest and this all trickled down from her.
    Then Kelly takes us home with a quiz about holiday foods because instead of spiraling, she is leaning into the holiday season this year and she's doing it through food and we have to support it because this is healthy for her. 
    Happy Holidays! Be safe. Eat lots of goodies and don't forget to breathe through it. It's going to be okay. 'Tis the season to have a nervous breakdown anyway so if you need to, have at it. What would Jesus do? Support that breakdown, baby!
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    • 57 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
86 Ratings

86 Ratings

Rocky4Real ,

Kelly

Listen to these two if you wanna laugh, if you wanna learn, and if you wanna fall in love with two true blue comedy queens! Plenty of episodes to binge if you’re new to the fold, and I’m not a psychic but I have a good feeling Lindsey and Kelly are in it for the long haul! Lucky for us! 10/10

sarahtsaraht ,

So much fun

I love hanging out with Kelly and Lindsey. They could have anyone on, and it would be entertaining. And sometimes when I listen - dare I say? - I even learn something!

J o might ,

Amazing podcast

Love this Podcast so much it’s so entertaining and amazing to me it’s a must listen specially because I get to learn at the same time

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