16 episodes

A comedy lifestyle podcast that ~goes there~ and has ~whatever it takes~ to make it through the dramatic teen angst and scandalous fun of every Degrassi episode ever. Join hosts Ashlee and Bre, two self-proclaimed total hags who leave no locker unturned and totes spill it all. It’s the realest shit you’ve ever heard.

F*ck Your Degrassi Podcast Ashlee Pryor-Pitluk & Breanna Bietz

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A comedy lifestyle podcast that ~goes there~ and has ~whatever it takes~ to make it through the dramatic teen angst and scandalous fun of every Degrassi episode ever. Join hosts Ashlee and Bre, two self-proclaimed total hags who leave no locker unturned and totes spill it all. It’s the realest shit you’ve ever heard.

    The Ol' Ball & Chain Wallet

    The Ol' Ball & Chain Wallet

    Bre and Ashlee dish about a Season 7 Mia episode "Everything She Wants" featuring the shittiest dad in America since Papa Roach, Lucas the Lakehurst looser! The dude just wants to party with the old Mia and forget about that stupid child they brought into existence. Let the parents party and the toddlers go the frick to bed, amirite?
    Sean Cameron gets a proper military sendoff, making this B-plot perfectly topical for your Memorial Day... memorials. We'll miss you Sean!!
    Topics include: Rules for moms, saying goodbye to exes who dress like they just bought tickets for Godsmack, saying goodbye to exes who dress like they just bought tickets to the war in the Middle East, and the power to diagnose a drunk woman from afar. 
    Instagram @degrassipodcast
    Music by Arielle LaGuette

    • 1 hr 21 min
    To Mom, or Not to Mom

    To Mom, or Not to Mom

    That is the realest question of them all. Ashlee and Bre are back (woo!) and they are diving DEEP into "Accidents Will Happen" better known as the two-part abortion episode banned in America.
    Manny's got more than gymnastics on her mind, and it's enough to make her upchuck her decisions in the toilet, so she turns to the former teen mom queen, Spike, for some sage advice. Craig gets high on the idea of being a dad, because creating his own family sounds like a fun way to fix all of his problems! And sandwiched between that drama are two goofy-ass B-plots that made Ashley cringe and Bre laugh out loud.
    TW: This episode contains personal experience stories related to pregnancy, abortion, and motherhood.
    Happy belated Mother's Day y'all!
     
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    Music by Arielle LaGuette

    • 1 hr 54 min
    BONUS: Give Us Your D Lists, Baby!

    BONUS: Give Us Your D Lists, Baby!

    Bre and Ashlee love lists! But this ain't no groceries, hun. It's the best of the "oh, there's that guy!" and the "I forgot about her!" And all them cute cameos in-between. They compare their favorites, worsts, and honorable mentions for Degrassi ~side~ characters. Teachers, dads, hot dudes, street kids, and Kevin goddamn Smith
    GO TO OUR INSTAGRAM to snag a custom list template so YOU can SHARE your FAVS along with Ash and Bre!
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    Music by Arielle LaGuette

    • 55 min
    Taking Back Ghosts Who Do Coke on Sunday

    Taking Back Ghosts Who Do Coke on Sunday

    Ashlee and Bre are hyped on ~not drugs~ to talk to you about "What Does It Feel Like to be a Ghost," also known as the one where Taking Back Sunday makes a cameo and Craig blows (more like nose-bleeds) his chance at being a center stage musician. Call your physic mediums because the ghosts of the past have come out in droves! Craig is back in town and he's brought a snowstorm of nose candy with him. JT's new lady Mia finds out about his baby-daddy status, Lakehurst bros wanna fight, Manny does drugs so that she can sound smart as f**k, and Ellie poops on everything including her own life... because why? Because goddamn addict-brained, singer-songwriter, resident-cute-boy-breaking-all-the-hearts goddamn Craig. Also, is Taking Back Sunday still alive? Or is only their career dead? Let us know.
    Stay safe, stay smart, stay home, stay clean teens.
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    Music by Arielle LaGuette

    • 1 hr 4 min
    But Then I Got High Expectations

    But Then I Got High Expectations

    Bre and Ashlee celebrate 4/20 by watching "Death Of A Disco Dancer" AKA the one where Paige gets dumped then smokes a joint before talking to the admissions rep from her dream college. Uh oh! She's really on her *high* horse now.
    Paige has all the answers, but like... does she even know the question? Here are some to put in your pipe: Does Alex really have no future? Is it ever okay for a teacher person to date a student person? Is Jimmy the best baller of them ALL? Is Banting a real f*****g school? Will Matt ever take another shower? Is weed legal "enough" for us to be cool about it now? The future is cloudy and best laid plans are going up in smoke, bitches.
    PSA: Don't do drugs if your mom is listening.
    Stay safe, stay smart, stay home, stay high teens.
    Instagram @degrassipodcast
    Music by Arielle LaGuette
     

    • 1 hr 40 min
    Thowing Up In My Feelings

    Thowing Up In My Feelings

    Ashlee and Bre can't hardly wait to jump into this week's episode! After watching the Season 5 two-parter "Our Lips Are Sealed" there is so much to talk about: Emma's extreme dieting habits, Manny's true love for a healthy pizza-body relationship, Peter-Peter the Secret Keeper, Snake's mall karaoke, and how the f**k can Paige stay friends with her GF and BFF after a public food fight?
    TW: In this episode, your hosts dish about their personal battles with body image issues and eating disorders. There are serious moments and there are jokes... because that's life and that's how it goes, friends. If you or someone you know are fighting a silent battle with your body or with an eating disorder (they usually go hand-in-hand) please seek help. It's not easy to undo a lifetime of shame surrounding the topic, so let's start by supporting each other first.
    You're doing great. Stay safe, stay smart, stay home, stay hot teens.
    Instagram @degrassipodcast
    Music by Arielle LaGuette
     

    • 1 hr 48 min

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