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Hi! We’re two brothers who are watching The Secret Life of the American Teenager because, I don’t know, I guess there’s just nothing better to do. Sorry about everything!

Juergen' It Sam and Jordan Canning

    • TV & Film
    • 4.9 • 24 Ratings

Hi! We’re two brothers who are watching The Secret Life of the American Teenager because, I don’t know, I guess there’s just nothing better to do. Sorry about everything!

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    :-)

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    • 13 min
    Kyle X Why? Episode 1: Tinkling the Ivories

    Kyle X Why? Episode 1: Tinkling the Ivories

    If you're not subscribed to the feed for our new podcast, Kyle X Why?, this is your reminder to go do that! Here's the first episode! We think it's good, and so do you.

    Welcome to the first and only podcast all about Kyle XY! Remember Kyle XY? The show with the guy who has no belly button? Your favorite ABC Family podcasters Sam and Jordan are here to find out if it's actually any good, and more importantly, why doesn't he have a belly button? This week, we watch S01E01, in which Kyle pisses his pants and loves it. Alright then! Welcome to the show!

    Sam | Jordan

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    • 1 hr 57 min
    Juergen' Off

    Juergen' Off

    This is it! In our very special 150th episode finale, we finish off the remaining chapters of My Remake Of. Will Amy come out of her coma? Yes, almost immediately! What will happen next? Well, mostly a lot of hanging out and talking about a story that's happening somewhere else. Don't worry though, they're going out with a bang. This week, we need all your commas in the chat. Thank you and goodbye!

    Sam | Jordan

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    • 1 hr 41 min
    Ow, My Goind!

    Ow, My Goind!

    Time to celebrate! We're coming toward the ending of My Remake Of with chapters 35-40 and Amy is finally happy for the first time in her life! Thank god! Don't get too comfortable though, Amy, because Ricky is going to shake things up with a fun and normal surprise to give your wife. This week, we're walking and talking and holding babies. Don't forget to read your bible after listening to this episode!

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    • 1 hr 25 min
    The Ashley Basket

    The Ashley Basket

    Good news, teens: it's Amy's day! It's time to celebrate, and what better way than reading chapters 30-34 of My Remake Of? As the funny four enjoy their breakfast dinner, Ben announces his plans to steal Ashley's baby. Will he get away with it? Or will we completely forget about it and do something else instead? This week, everyone is talking about eggs - even Ashely! See you next thyme!

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    • 1 hr 17 min
    An Unnecessary French Accent

    An Unnecessary French Accent

    Bad news, folks. Juergen' It officially peaked last week. How do you follow up chapters 15-21 of My Remake Of? I guess you follow it up with chapters 22-29 of My Remake Of. Just in terms of numbers. Amy and Ricky are back from last week's uhhh excursion, so it's time to have another one. It's like a picture out of a fairy tale! This week, the memoirs are making us flinch. Thanks for coming, Jax!

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    • 1 hr 15 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
24 Ratings

24 Ratings

sgwinn ,

The fact that this exists has brought joy to my life

After having watched SLOAT all the way through multiple times during my pre-teen years, I can safely say that this thorough dissection is a masterpiece. I've spent the last 6 months ripping through every episode, and I really appreciate the time and care that was taken to make this a fantastic ride. The show is definitely supposed to be taken lightly, and of course I found myself laughing uncontrollably while my family looked over in disgust, but I also really appreciate the nostalgia it brings. Thanks Sam and Jordan for catering to us undercover secret life superfans. I only wish that I had found the podcast when I could've listened in real time!

AvengedMelanie ,

Dr. Worherthly

Sam please never stop doing accents.

hauntingthemorg ,

Good

Sam please do the whole podcast in his Outstanding Australian Accent I need it

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