Two Fashion Bitches And A Cranky Old Man Emmie, Dara, and Bob

Episode 14, released on August 14th, Bob’s 56th birthday.
Bob expresses issues with Emmie and the show’s horrible @2bxoldman Instagram. He is also cranky about the lack of no show notes for Ep 13.
The 2BXOM crew has a passionate discussion about the upcoming Bravo Con in NYC.
The Bachelorette season finale gets recapped with runner-up Tyler’s Sexcapades with Hanna and Gigi Hadid. This leads the gang into the Bachelor In Paradise preseason drama at Stagecoach.
Of course the Real Housewives franchises are all discussed with heated opinion.
Below The Deck and a return of The Hills conversation leads to a group singalong. Closing out #14 of this epic journey of crazy friendships.

Episode Number Thirteen

Geremy decided to grace the group with his presence for the first time in MONTHS!! The gang catches up on Geremy’s two “full time” jobs, Emmie’s life threatening encounter with a dog, Dara’s cute non threatening new dog, and Bob’s record breaking year at work. In other news, everyone is very concerned about Britney and her recent social media activity and that Bradley Cooper also broke up with his baby mama. Even more concerning, is the whispers about possible firings on RHONY... don’t mess with perfection, Bravo. Lu debuted her new single feeling Jovani and bob is introduced to Below Deck Mediterranean for the first time - spoiler alert he’s just as horrified by Mila as the rest of us!

The group is back and ready to recap all the *~FaShUn~* from the met gala! In other news, the royal baby has arrived... his name is Archie which makes the gang question if the royals are Riverdale fans. Sophie turner and joe Jonas got married in Vegas in a surprising twist of events. Game of thrones was sponsored by Starbucks this week and the bachelorette is returning and the gang couldn’t be more excited to make fun or Hannah’s guys. Denise Richards let the world know she took her husband to get his first happy ending and Dara discusses a sketchy massage experience of her own. Lots to unpack this week!

After a bit of a hiatus, the gang is back together for episode 10, discussing the drama behind the podcast break (almost break up thanks to a cranky old man!). Next up, the group discusses the most pressing news issues in entertainment, obviously. Should Lori Loughlin go to jail? And a breakdown of the college admissions scandal. Is Britney okay or is she being held against her will? More importantly, rob has never heard a Britney Spears song so Emmie and Dara are forced to educate him on the importance of the pop princess’ music. Cult vibes are coming from Kanye and his weird Sunday service. What kind of church sells $70 T-shirt’s? Arya Stark lost her virginity on GOT and people are concerned. The mid season trailer of RHONY is wild and bob is of course on team countess “Luanna” the love of his life. Lots to unpack this week!

It’s a week a death, divorce, deportation, and most importantly, DARKNESS, for the two bitches and cranky old man. Luke perry has died and there are a lot of feelings and emotions. The gang touches on Jussie smollets indictment - but doesn’t want to give too much attention to an offensive hoax. Are jordyn and Kylie friends again? Is this whole thing a set up? The world may never know. Meghan markle loses yet another employee proving what the group has thought for some time. Lots of drama to discuss in the bravosphere from RHONJ to RHOBH - LVP vs. Teddi?! Is Joe getting deported?! Moving on to The bachelor, Colton has FINALLY jumped the fence and cried a lot and Cassie’s AMAZING Dad is the reason why. Lots of darkness in the world unfolding this week!