7 episodes

Upon learning his misogynist, conspiracy-spewing workmate holds a winning ticket for the most coveted prize on earth – the Global Early Retirement Lottery – a listless factory worker stops at nothing to ensure the reward goes to a more deserving citizen, namely himself, only to discover the prize is not exactly as advertised.

A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.

Goodbye Blue Mondays LovelyMachine & Story Engine

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    • 4.7 • 25 Ratings

Upon learning his misogynist, conspiracy-spewing workmate holds a winning ticket for the most coveted prize on earth – the Global Early Retirement Lottery – a listless factory worker stops at nothing to ensure the reward goes to a more deserving citizen, namely himself, only to discover the prize is not exactly as advertised.

A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.

    Who Slew The Mastodon? | Episode One

    Who Slew The Mastodon? | Episode One

    In the pilot episode, Elliot Pilgrim learns his misogynist, conspiracy-spewing U.R. Products Inc. workmate, Jerry Dingle, has secured a supposedly “winning” ticket for the most coveted prize on earth – The Global Early Retirement Lottery.
    Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, and juvenile jokes.
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    A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.
    For more information visit: goodbyebluemondayspod.com

    • 25 min
    Good Morning Greenville! | Episode Two

    Good Morning Greenville! | Episode Two

    It's lottery day! Jerry ditches work to pre-funk at The Man Hole. Monica Levy invites Elliot to her lotto watch party, but his obsession with Jerry’s supposedly winning lottery ticket get the better of him, pushing him to make a life altering decision.
    Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, and juvenile jokes.
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    A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.
    For more information visit: goodbyebluemondayspod.com

    • 18 min
    Let’s Play Lotto! | Episode Three

    Let’s Play Lotto! | Episode Three

    Elliot tracks down Jerry at The Man Hole. Monica agonizes over what has become of Elliot after he doesn't show at her party and stops answering her messages – to the dismay of her wife Angelica. Meanwhile the Global Early Retirement Lottery, presented by the Consortium of Productive Countries and U.R. Products Inc., has something very special in store for this week's lottery drawing.
    Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, violence, and juvenile jokes.
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    A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.
    For more information visit: goodbyebluemondayspod.com

    • 21 min
    One Ticket. One Person. One Way. | Episode Four

    One Ticket. One Person. One Way. | Episode Four

    The Consortium of Productive Countries & U.R. Products Inc.'s "Conflict Country" ticket drop in Honduras goes terribly awry. Meanwhile, Elliot's plan for securing Jerry's winning lottery ticket doesn't go to plan, and Monica's lotto watch part takes an unexpected turn.
    Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, violence, and juvenile jokes.
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    A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.
    For more information visit: goodbyebluemondayspod.com

    • 20 min
    The Vibe Was Consternation | Episode Five

    The Vibe Was Consternation | Episode Five

    Filming of the CPC streaming show "Conflict Survival!: Honduras" gets off to a rocky start. The security team at G.E.R.L. Lottery Transition Center No. 3 uncovers evidence of a plot to infiltrate the lottery. Meanwhile Monica searches for Elliot who is happily preparing for his retirement after absconding with Jerry's ticket.
    Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, violence, and juvenile jokes.
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    A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.
    For more information visit: goodbyebluemondayspod.com

    • 21 min
    You're Not On The Bus Yet! | Episode 6

    You're Not On The Bus Yet! | Episode 6

    Elliot's triumph is interrupted by a visit from his past. Jerry Dingle wakes to a dismal reality. The star of Conflict Survival: Honduras! embraces his role as "The Winner," but has his own designs on the shows narrative. The security team at G.E.R.L. Lottery Transition Center No. 3 pitches their plan to root out the lottery infiltrators to the Giant Heads. Monica discovers a dark secret Elliot's been hiding. Blade Johnson readies the launch of his revolution.
    Warning: This episode contains adult content, adult language, and juvenile jokes.
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    A LovelyMachine & Story Engine Production. Created and Written by Gregory Bayne. Produced and Directed by Gregory Bayne and Logan Donovan. Starring Logan Donovan, Jennifer Lafleur, Travis Swartz, and Jonathan Freeman.
    For more information visit: goodbyebluemondayspod.com

    • 31 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
25 Ratings

25 Ratings

Elvis Joel ,

Super smart and super funny

This was a nice little surprise. Didn’t know anything about it going in and was pleasantly surprised at how funny it was. Very vivid atmospherically, and well developed characters. Super original storytelling too.

mikeyliotta ,

Enjoyable and Delightful Fun !!

Listened to this from start to finish in one sitting while on a road trip - was perfect entertainment for the drive to make the time go by!! Highly recommend.

absmiller ,

Weird and wonderful and wow

Man oh man— blown away by this podcast. The writing is top NOTCH, the sound design, the actors— it’s so fun and absurd and I just want more and more. Kudos to the creator and entire team!!

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