So You Want To Be A Hero So You Want To Be A Hero

Ep.1So You Want to Be a HeroEpisode 1: Eat Your OrangesContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Trevor Varvatos and Sparrow Softwind arrive in Tarin. Lucius "Forte" black gets lost in memories. Tango Honeypot makes a surprising friend and a whole boatload of enemies. Trevor cleans up the streets of Tarin, while Forte and Sparrow find themselves stuck holding the bag when the Broken Bells come calling.Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus...

Ep.2So You Want to Be a HeroRule 2:Participate in Local PoliticsContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Forte tries to use his words and digs himself and Sparrow into deeper trouble with the mob. Trever gets to know a local city official. Sparrow learns about a heroic opportunity. Tango and Forte officially join To Be Determined, and the newly expanded merry band of heroes begin investigating the disappearance of several people in the district of Lower Tarin. As they st...

So You Want to Be a HeroEpisode 3: Start the Day With a Healthy BreakfastContent warning: controversial musical opinions, sound of cat coughing up a hairball (35:10), violence, mature language, sexual themesTango has a disquieting dream. Trevor shows off his oatmeal prowess, while Forte and Sparrow experience the highs and lows of haute cuisine. The merry band of heroes devise a plan to distract the Meats & More employees while Tango investigates the premises. Things go off the rails.Our ...

Rule 4: Source Your Own MeatContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes To Be Determined faces off against the Keeper and learns the butcher shop’s dirty secret. Trevor refines his recruitment pitch. Forte weaponizes his charisma. Our heroes try to decide what justice looks like within a corrupt system. Also, arson.Our Dungeon Master is Brad SilmanLucius "Forte" Black is played by Laus WeindelTango Honeypot is played by Davis McQueenSparrow Softwind is played by John GarzaT...

So You Want to Be a HeroRule 5: Look Before You LeapContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes Our Merry Band of Heroes returns to the Axe and Skull with the butcher in tow to fill Sog in on their new plan. Sog contemplates the moral and existential implications of war, capitalism, identity, and sweet potatoes. Forte speaks his mind and reveals more than he intended. Sparrow meets a kindred spirit and does some epic Heroing. Tango communes with his matriarch. Trevor tries ...

So You Want to Be a HeroRule 6: It’s Not the Size of the Weapon, It’s How You Use ItContent warning: violence, mature language, sexual themes, spiders, griefForte is in a mysterious void. Or dire peril. Or both. Trevor tries to soothe his sore heart by throwing himself into his work. Sparrow leads TBD, with new honorary member Sog, to the scene of the crime. Sog confronts his fears, and Tango tries out everyone else’s weapons. Our heroes learn a little bit more about what the hell is going on...