Crime Drama Queens Alexis Roy and Lily Carrodus

Send us a Text Message.Oh Dame Helen, WE ARE NOT WORTHY!Despite this episode being actually quite dull in places, and much of it being centered around municipal council decision making processes, it was still weirdly brilliant. That is you can get past the middle aged bank managers masquerading as teenagers, an apparently bog standard sex death, and the tumblers of whiskey...which we could.Although we would prefer a garnish in our drinks, and perhaps a litle umbrella. Chin chin!&nbs...

Send us a Text Message.Calling all Cumberbitches! It's time for Sherlock! We're back in 2010 and it's all whip zooms, split screens, and sharp dialogue. And luckily for you lot, it's not the Marlow Murder club. Although, perhaps, we mention it once or twice. At time of recording this episode was available on BBC Iplayer in the UK and on Hulu in the USA. This episode contains descriptions of fictionalised violence, and, of course, SPOILERS. Original artwork by Mike Luckiein...

Send us a Text Message.Let's be honest, this wasn't our most favouritist crime drama ever. There should be a lot to like: multiple deaths, the Freemasons, regatta blazers, and a plucky dog... but ultimately we thought it was a punting nightmare. Ps. We still love Samantha Bond, we do. We just wish she had been a bit more...corrigible. At the time of recording "The Marlow Murder Club" is available to watch in the UK on UKTV Play, and in the US on Masterpiece. This episode ...

Send us a Text Message.Detective Superintendent Peter Boyd and the newly formed Cold Case Unit are investigating (and solving, goddamit) cold cases in this here London town. People shout in each other's faces, tell each other not to f**k it up, and breath heavily, showing the weight of the task in hand. It's intense. This episode is all about Lex's massive crush on Trevor Eve. We try and pretend it's not, but it is. At the time of recording Waking the Dead is avail...

Send us a Text Message.A duffle coat, a windmill, and a whole load of implausible plot... Yep, it's Jonathan Creek! This week we have a slightly robotic woman who gets clonked on the head, a man who gets shot through a spyhole, a woman wearing pvc in summer, a MASSIVE video camera, and a whole bunch of high jinx with VCRs, VHS, and a wardrobe. Oh, and some of you will get the elephant bit, and some of you won't. Once again Lily misspoke and this week's correction is: SARA...

Send us a Text Message.Endeavour has aged into Morse and this time he's investigating a murder in a low security prison. He's supported by an absolutely steller cast of actors, most of whom are sporting their most misjudged hairdos of all time. We do dig into the story and the characters, but mainly this is a review of people's hair in 1992. At time of recording this episode was available in the UK on ITVX, and on Britbox elswhere in the world. This podcast contains descriptio...