Fiction Fixation Fiction Fixation

This movie didn’t have to go this hard. But it did. And it did that for US. We can’t get over how we, as a collective society, just got over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie searching each other for weapons while dancing... IN PUBLIC. People got to see that for free. Nay, people were PAID to watch this happen. There had to of been more than one take. They got see it over and over again. This movie was a gift and we took it for granted.

Thirty, flirty and fabulous. It only works with thirty. And Mark Ruffalo. And Jennifer Garner. Sprinkle some magic pixie dust (glitter, it’s just glitter) and time travel with us.

It’s every teenage girl’s dream. Being sent to a reform school that is actually a front for a religious YA fan fiction novel to play out. With two super hot angels fighting over you. One even brings you COFFEE. And YOU have secrets you don’t even know about. It’s giving perfect senior year.

Is she the villain? Is HE the villain? Its the age old debate with this cult classic. We go through all 500 Days of Summer with Tom and offer a new option... Is there even a villain?

Imagine, you’re a 40 year old divorcee with a teenage daughter. Your ex-husband nails on parenting time on your BIRTHDAY WEEKEND. Your life is over. WRONG. Because you’re Anne Hathaway. You’re gonna go to Coachella, meet a pop star, then tour with him around Europe all summer and see what them hands do.

This week we take on this based on true events movie starring Ryan Gosling and Kirsten Dunst. They may have changed his name, but they couldn’t change the creep factor or his implied guilt of at least 2 murders (and accessory to another). While well never know exactly what happened to his wife, he do know he had a wall of windows. And that speaks for itself.