Firebrands Carl Schultz, Grace Ulrich, Geena Santiago

In which steroids are sampled, baseballs are the size of basketballs, and Grace would clearly rather be talking about hockey. 

In which landmarks are sold, money is printed, and Geena is perhaps too fond of today's hero. 

In which assassinations are thwarted, Quakers are austere, and this episode isn't late, you're late. 

In which moose fight moose, pants are tumbleweeds, and we learn some fun animal facts. 

Things get topsy turvy as women give birth to animals, postmen attempt abortions, and Grace tells a very boring story. 

In which metal is detected, pus is plentiful, and Grace ignores a very important notification and commits Sound Crime against everyone's audio.

Part 2 of 'The Life and Getting Shot of James Garfield'