We're just two queer weirdos who love talking about sex and toys, who compile these conversations into podcasts (which we totally wont regret ten years from now). Don't worry, we're not sexperts, just hopefully funny enough to be entertaining.
NOT OUR FAULT WE’RE TAUGHT GARBAGE BUT OUR FAULT IF WE DON'T UNLEARN IT, TASTE UR LUBE & FLERKING
In this episode, we rub all sorts of things on our bodies. We start with reviewing The Butters Lube, two luxurious blends of oil-based lube. Then Southern Butter massage oil and Seagrape massage oil. Archie reviews long-distance sex toys by We-Vibe that utilize phone apps for far-away fun. We answer a listener's question about cis-centric language when it comes to sex + relationships when you're not dating cis folks. It's not our fault that we were taught all this garbage, but it is our fault if we don't work on unlearning it.
MERMAID KINK, A RESPONSIBLE BUT CLUMSY TOP, I DON'T WANT CHEESE ON MY DICK, & BREAKING UP W/ UR VIBE
Archie and Ethel stay warm talking about wax play with Agreeable Agony's beautiful colorful candles! Ethel HATES on a sex toy, surprising all of us. How to break up with your vibe, how to tell your partner to stop eating pizza during sex, dating a cape vrs dating a hoodie, and lots of weird stuff!
BOUDOIR PRANKS, VAGINAL FLORA, PEGGING DILDOS, WOMANIZER, BEING QUEER, POLY, AND FAT
Sexual resolutions, bedroom pranks, and some homemade remedies for keeping vaginal flora healthy! ALSO: gay zines by Jared Rourke (aqueerpress.com )and reviews of the fanciest Womanizer and a new anal dildo, The Rookie by Pleasureworks
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a necessary podcast
Of anyone putting out content Archie and Ethel are my favourite. you’re both goofy and lovely and great to listen to. Content is amazing, and you deviate enough from just sex toy talk into general discussions of queer sex to self care. It’s never boring and makes me want to move to Minneapolis. I NEVER roll my eyes listening to this podcast (quite a compliment from me) 🌈💖
Hilarious and informative. I have to make sure I don't rush out a buy a bunch of the items discussed on the show! Oops 💦💦
Brilliant sexy hilarious fun
A sex podcast that's funny and has compassion for its listeners' identities! I'm working through the archives and love every episode.