Fleshy Chandelier

This week: well, it exists. Eric and Adrian splash around in the swampy pop-culture more-ass left behind by box-office hit Fifty Shades of Grey. Ed Sheeran and the jerks in Maroon 5 proffer some well-timed wedding fodder. Adrian waves a long goodbye to Bruno Mars’s goatee while his limo goes slower than anything has any right to go, and we all find out exactly which blazers Eric has.

• The Weeknd — Earned It
• Ellie Goulding — Love Me Like You Do
• Ed Sheeran — Thinking Out Loud
• Maroon 5 — Sugar
• Detour: Dan Deacon — Feel the Lightning
• Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars — Uptown Funk

And then listen to Walk the Dinosaur, Let’s Get it On, and everything on YouTube by Rick James playing in different tabs simultaneously.