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United by a passion for football and a total inability to take themselves seriously, the Football Ramble team are here every Monday, Wednesday and Friday to bring you plenty of laughs and even a bit of insight.
From Premier League reviews to the maddest stories from world football, the Ramble is your companion for the 2023/24 season.
So whether you’re a casual fan or a diehard supporter, grab your headphones and join us for the ride!

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    • 4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

United by a passion for football and a total inability to take themselves seriously, the Football Ramble team are here every Monday, Wednesday and Friday to bring you plenty of laughs and even a bit of insight.
From Premier League reviews to the maddest stories from world football, the Ramble is your companion for the 2023/24 season.
So whether you’re a casual fan or a diehard supporter, grab your headphones and join us for the ride!

Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

    Ramble Reacts: Casemiro's crucial bonce

    Ramble Reacts: Casemiro's crucial bonce

    We have our FA Cup quarter-final lineup! And – oh no – Pete sees who Newcastle have drawn while recording the show. But which better Ramble shoulder to cry on than Luke’s?
    Pete and Luke reflect on a laboured victory for Manchester United that kept them in the hat and another night of Antony being the most predictable winger in the world. Luke also celebrates the return of Normal Bloke Wayne Rooney to our screens and Mark Clattenburg’s roll-neck gets a VAR replay of its own.
    Plus, why Liverpool’s Jayden Danns’ Eurovision background means he’s destined for stardom – and there’s a shocking revelation about the identity of Luke’s father. Join us!
    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.
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    • 35 min
    Small Donny energy

    Small Donny energy

    After last night’s FA Cup action, we’re one step closer to Pete spending a load of money so he can watch Newcastle lose to Man City at Wembley. Today, Marcus, Pete, Jim and Andy take a moment to enjoy that fact before debating whether Leicester edging out Bournemouth 1-0 really classes as a cupset.
    Elsewhere, the lads get excited for Wayne Rooney’s punditry debut, Pete launches a new career as a self-help guru, and Marcus explains why we might not know who gets relegated from the Premier League until June.
    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.
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    • 44 min
    Ramble Reacts: Take a Bowen

    Ramble Reacts: Take a Bowen

    Jarrod Bowen scored his first senior hat-trick and, in an amazing turn of events, it’s got Andy waving the Bowen for England flag harder than Marcus! Probably because he’s too busy waving his Neal Maupay for France flag, to be honest…
    Marcus and Andy react to an entertaining game at the London Stadium. The “is David Moyes the right man for West Ham?” debate still rages on though as Andy compares it to Brexit. Plus, the lads get behind Coventry in the FA Cup now that the Maidstone United dream is over!
    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.
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    • 27 min
    Pete’s grotty mind

    Pete’s grotty mind

    The only thing grottier than the Carabao Cup trophy after John Terry’s done with it? Pete’s mind, obviously.
    Marcus, Jim and Pete are back for your ultimate Carabao Cup final review! We hurl a few lemons at Mauricio Pochettino, Pete reveals that Peter Utaka is back in business in Japan, and MLS returns with a fizz! You know what that means.
    And no prizes for guessing what Marcus’ highlight of the weekend was…
    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.
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    • 51 min
    The Best of Ramble Uncut

    The Best of Ramble Uncut

    Head to patreon.com/footballramble for more of this every single Wednesday!
    Each Wednesday, our Patreon subscribers get an extended edition of the Football Ramble for their ears only. So today, we thought we'd give everyone a taste of some of our favourite moments from Ramble Uncut over the past couple of months!
    Want to become a Friend of the Ramble, too? Just click the link – patreon.com/footballramble – to find out more!

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    • 19 min
    Mailbag: Do fans prefer not being in the Premier League?

    Mailbag: Do fans prefer not being in the Premier League?

    Earlier this week, Luke made the point that supporting a struggling Premier League club is worse than people realise. So today, he’s joined by Marcus and Andy to get their views on whether life is really better outside of the Prem. Marcus regales us with his memories of Fulham winning the Championship, while Andy tells us about watching Wimbledon play in all of the top nine divisions of English football.
    There are also plenty of wicked whispers, as Marcus reveals what country he'd support if he couldn't support England and we finally find out which football club Andy respects the least.
    Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok and YouTube, and email us here: show@footballramble.com.
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    • 27 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
1.8K Ratings

1.8K Ratings

buenavictoria ,

Genuinely the best

In a world of horribly biased major media and literal children, the Ramble stands far ahead of the rest. Kings, I tell you.

Farweight ,

Been listening for years.

Been listening for years and always will. Love the ramble.

brskyrme ,

Fun show

Always an enjoyable listen - manages to be lighthearted without becoming annoying. Would be 5 stars if they dropped the occasional attempts at political commentary.

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