The Earth is being invaded, but no one knows about it. When Jake, Rachel, Tobias, Cassie, and Marco stumble upon a downed alien spaceship and its dying pilot, they’re given an incredible power—they can transform into any animal they touch. Join comedians and good friends Francesca and Phil as they read all of the Animorphs books.
#12 The Reaction
The Reaction is the 12th book in the Animorphs series. It is narrated by Rachel. In The Reaction Rachel acquires an alligator morph. Er, crocodile morph. They are totally two different things. The Animorphs also have to deal with teen heartthrob Jeremy Jason McCole becoming a new spokesman for The Sharing. In this episode Phil and Francesca talk about the appeal of teen heartthrobs and navigating what may have been the grossest book to date.
#11 The Forgotten
The Forgotten is the 11th book in the Animorphs series. It is narrated by Jake.
In this episode, Phil and Francesca talk about horse girls they have known and loved. They actually talk about horses for a really long time.
Do you guys like the theme song? We might change it. Let us know.
#10 The Android
Jake and Marco decide to sneak into a concert by morphing dogs. As dogs they realize that Marco's old friend Erek has no smell. Eventually the Animorphs figure out that Erek is an android, one of many known as the Chee. The Chee were created hundreds of thousands of years ago by a peaceful and highly advance race of dog-like aliens called the Pemalites. The Pemalites created dogs. Phil and Francesca are fans of dogs.
#9 The Secret
Just when you thought we had given up this project, Franimorphs is back with a vengeance. Join us as we get sort of weird and talk about our breathing problems, cute animal Instagram accounts to follow, and skunks for probably too long.
Spoiler: Opinions of this book were really divided. In fact, Francesca may actually hate Cassie despite being also being a nice black girl wearing overalls. Let the skunks die Cassie, it's the freaking circle of life.
#8 The Alien
The Alien is the first book narrated by Ax. In this book we learn more about Andalites than ever before. Shorm is an Andalite word that means "tail-blade." Andalites use the word shorm to mean best friend.
In this episode Francesca and Phil discuss vegan chicken salad, billionaire culture, the the Prime Directive, and why they haven't posted any bonus content.
#7 The Stranger
In The Stranger the Animorphs encounter a mysterious, seemingly all powerful, God-like being called the Ellimist. In this episode Francesca and Phil try to figure out exactly what the heck is going on in this book. They also try to get Doug the dog and Bertie the cat to be friends.
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This podcast is the greatest
The best comedy duo ever.
Phillip is the best
Phillip Shepard is an amazing and funny talent. Can't wait to hear where this show goes. Must listen!